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Part II having gone way past 5,000 posts, it had to be closed. But never fear, here is Part III for your perverse amusement!

The game is simple. You only have to ask yes or no questions. Here is mine:

Do you search for vegan candy canes to hang on your Christmas tree?
 

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No canes. No tree.

I think the next poster is honored to make the third entry in this thread.
 

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Wrong thread.

Is this the yes or no thread?
 

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I don't know, I've never had it.

Do Jewish kids ever get to sit on Santa's lap at the mall and tell him what they want for Chanukah?
 

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Only if Santa's been hitting the Jesus Juice pretty hard.

Do you like my necktie?
 

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Only if it's Cuban.
You mean Columbian, right? You're losing your touch.


And god no regarding the ringtones. I'd never do that to anyone around me. Blue Water Blue Sky all the way!

Can you outsmart a doctor when faking sick?
 

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On the phone, probably. In person, no. Fortunately I've managed to fake sick to plenty of people I've worked with, none of them doctors, and convinced all of them that I couldn't work that day.


Do you agree with Ferris Bueller that high school is immature and childish?
 

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Yes, which is why he should have gone to school. He'd fit right in. God I hate him.

Should you be standing there?
 

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Should you be minding your business instead of catching sleepy people's slightly hungover errors and making them look like fools in front of the other Yes or No thread participants!?
Hmmm? I am going to lay here on this couch with my laptop balanced atop a belly that's full of pizza just to defy you, your leaders and your rules, nurse shark.

Ever drink virgin versions of tasty alcoholic beverages?
 

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No. If I'm going to have a hangover, it should come from REAL alcoholic drinks, not the fake kind.

Do you tell yourself, "never assume anything" and then find yourself making really big, and often incorrect, assumptions?
 

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Gimme some vegan sausage, a pile of straw potatoes, and a pitcher of ice cold beer with which to fortify myself, and I can knock off anything.

Do you ever wish upon a star?
 

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No. I'm deployable.

"How big would you say this earwig is?" was asked of you by a wandering tax-payer. Would you answer that it is over the weight limit?
 
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