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what is the worse pick up line you have had used on you or used on other people. one guy asked my mom if she washed my pants in windex, because he could see himself in them. uhhh what kind of guy asks someone's mom this question?
 

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Baby, your name must be Visa, 'cause you're everywhere I want to be! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":rolleyes:">
 

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<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/spew.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":spew:"> .....that's all I have to say about that!
 

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A guy told me once that he wanted to "introduce me to the little general". <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":rolleyes:">
 

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i had a guy lay it on real thick at the mall once. when i said i wasn't interested he says "its cause im a black man isn't it?" and he starts calling me a racist b*tch. i guess to look good in front of his friends that were watching. he felt real stupid when i took out my walet and showed him me wedding picture and told him my husband was jamaican. his friends clowned on him so bad.
 

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<div class="quote-block"><i>Originally posted by aj'smommy</i><br><br><b>i had a guy lay it on real thick at the mall once. when i said i wasn't interested he says "its cause im a black man isn't it?" and he starts calling me a racist b*tch. i guess to look good in front of his friends that were watching. he felt real stupid when i took out my walet and showed him me wedding picture and told him my husband was jamaican. his friends clowned on him so bad.</b></div>
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Maybe I should think of all the, "You just don't like me bc I'm..." (hispanic, a fireman, have short hair, long hair, a jew, etc.) and get a picture of myself with each kind of person for when I am in a pinch.<br><br><br><br>
I'm always the one who uses bad pick ups, not the other way around. They work a lot better on men, and when done facetiously, as well.
 

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All of these women, and not one's heard the "you father must be a thief, he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes?"<br><br><br><br>
Or is that not considered to be "bad" in the female realm?
 

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At least you guys have the more "creative" (read: corny) lines. I usually get, "Hey girl, what's up?", "Daayum, can I get your number?", "You got a man?" things like that. I haven't run into any guys that have balls to do something different.<br><br><br><br>
If a guy is extremely different, then it would be much better! It's like, geez, tell me how you noticed me, tell me you're shy- don't tell me I'm beautiful from the moment you meet me! And please, don't touch! Noooo touch-ums! heh. Once I guy I went out on a date with (pretty much a blind date) wouldn't NOT touch me. He had his hands on my waist, or arms around me, and- ugh. It was a disaster. I tried getting away, but it didn't work. lol.<br><br><br><br>
That's a baaad date...
 

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I feel pretty sorry for some of you having to listen to such horrible things. I actually don't have a pickup line - unique for a male I think...<br><br><br><br>
I'll leave you women alone now.
 

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Good that I have my library card with me, because I want to check you out. *caution to guys, don't use, due to lameness*
 

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ooo another one i've heard. "i wish i could rearange the alpabet so i could put u and i together." the really sad thing is, that guys wouldn't use pick up lines if they didn't work sometimes
 

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A guy friend of mine use to use this one:<br><br>
Him "Did it hurt?"<br><br>
Her "What?"<br><br>
Him "When you fell from heaven?"<br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/spew.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":spew:">
 

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<div class="quote-block"><i>Originally posted by Peebs</i><br><br><b>The worst one I have ever come up with (I don't use pick up lines) is "Help, a venomous snake bit my penis!"</b></div>
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That's hilarious!
 
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