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OK, as soon as I can get a power source for the death ray, I'll have everything I need to take over the world... Oh wait, I'm just daydreaming. All my best dreams have death rays and falafel in them. Anyhow, I've been thinking lately. If I ruled the world, what cool stuff would i do. Here are a few ideas:

1.) I'd make a huge tesla coil. You know, a really big one, possibly the size of a skyscraper. And I'd use it all the time, just for fun.

2.) Falafel would be worshipped

3.) tetris would be an olimpic sport

4.) Reality TV shows would be banned

5.) Beer would be really cheap!

6.) Build a huge death ray.

7.) Start up my own veg*n restaurant called "The Impenetrable Fortress Of Death"

This is where i run out of ideas. So, think of some ideas for me! if i can actually build a psychotronic manipulation machine, or if i can find the finance and a viable power source for my death ray, then I'll have some great idea for how to be the best evil dictator the world has ever had!

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How about a Falafel Ray?

It can be shaped like a Tesla coil, perched atop your restaurant, and shoot Falafel around the world.

And, speaking as a foodie, I'm afraid that "The Impenetrable Fortress of Death" does not make me hungry. Now, if you changed the name a little to, say, "The Hungry English Kid's International House of Falafel"...well, then you'll fill up every seat!

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How about a compromise -- The Hungry English Kid's Impenetrable Fortress of Death? Or The Impenetrable Fortress of Falafel!



(don't mind me, i'm still riding the high of being put in a terribly good mood this afternoon and being kinda silly!)
 

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That just made me think of something. (Aha!) Rather than death by chocolate cake... we could have... death by falafel cake! Muah ha! *gasps for air*

Excuse me, it's way too late/early for me to still be awake.
 

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I tell you all, do not challenge Loki at tetris! My brain is good for only one thing, and nothing else. Unfortunately, that one thing is the linear alignment of quadrominoes, and I do it well. So the lesson is, don't challenge me at tetris.

And a tesla coil is a high voltage coil, which can produce great volts of electricity. I want a 500,000,000 volt tesla coil. It's almost as good as having your own death ray, or your very own yorkshire-based psychotronic weapons array disguised as a nuclear missile detection system. Except you can't control or kill the masses with a 500 million volt tesla coil, although most people would fear a twenty storey high lightning bolt generator.

You know, scrap the detah ray, I'll just build a huge tesla coil, and see if i can control the masses with that. If all else fails, I'll watch some James Bond and try to get some inspiration.
 
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