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I was sorry to hear this. They seemed to have a good relationship.
 

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Poor kids.
 

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My life remains unchanged.


Well, I have utter distaste for Reese Witherspoon and her one-trick pony acting ability, but divorce and a family breaking up are incredibly sh***y things to go through, so my heart goes out to both of them and to their kids.
 

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Well, I have utter distaste for Reese Witherspoon and her one-trick pony acting ability,
I think there's quite a few hollywood actors who seem to have that problem.
 

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I don't like Witherspoon very much. She should just wither away from Hollywood.
 

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I just realized I can no longer use my favourite bad joke:

Me: Did you hear that that blonde actress killed her husband? What's her name? Reese something-or-other?

Someone about to laugh: Witherspoon?

Me: No, with her knife.
 

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Originally Posted by jeezycreezy View Post

I just realized I can no longer use my favourite bad joke:

Me: Did you hear that that blonde actress killed her husband? What's her name? Reese something-or-other?

Someone about to laugh: Witherspoon?

Me: No, with her knife.
Brilliant!

It's rumbling through our 12-story building right now.
 

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Originally Posted by jeezycreezy View Post

I just realized I can no longer use my favourite bad joke:

Me: Did you hear that that blonde actress killed her husband? What's her name? Reese something-or-other?

Someone about to laugh: Witherspoon?

Me: No, with her knife.
 

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Every time Ive told that joke noones understood it =( my joke telling skills suck!

Anyway!

I thought they split up years ago (dont follow celebs much haha). Im sure the kids will do fine, 2 luxury mansions instead of one!
 

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Well, I have utter distaste for Reese Witherspoon and her one-trick pony acting ability ...
I thought she did a great job as June Carter Cash in Walk the Line.
 

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I also thought she was very good in Freeway. But yes, 7 years is a long time. I hope they remain friendly enough so the kids don't suffer like....who is it? a Baldwin and his wife who are in court fighting over their daughter ireland.
 

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Originally Posted by jeezycreezy View Post

I just realized I can no longer use my favourite bad joke:

Me: Did you hear that that blonde actress killed her husband? What's her name? Reese something-or-other?

Someone about to laugh: Witherspoon?

Me: No, with her knife.
Oh my, lol.

Don't get me wrong, she's made a lot of bland, run of the mill films, but there's some good stuff mixed in there too. She was hilarious as Tracy Flick in Election.

Plus, she was (is) pretty politically active, and I like that about her. Anyway, I'm not crying in my tea or anything.
 

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I love that joke! You can still tell it the way I do, and the way I originally heard it.

Me: Running up to the person, looking excited, but totally dead-pan and in the moment: "Oh my God!!! Did you hear? That actress got murdered! You know, the one from Legally Blonde, Reese... um.. whatername!"

Them, surprised and startled: Witherspoon? She's dead?

Me: "No, no, NO! Not with-a-spoon, with-a-knife!"
 
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