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God created watermelons, and then created humans to eat them. For a long time we did not have tools we could use to cut watermelons into many small pieces, so god gave us 2 nostrils so that we could still breathe, without having to stop eating, when the first nostril got clogged up with watermelon.
 

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First of all, Tom Cruise created all of us in His divine image.<br><br>
Secondly........watermelon is gross.
 

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I remember seeing this movie where this guy had sex with a heated watermelon offscreen. I forgot what it was called though.
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Scorpius</strong> <a href="/forum/post/2972594"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
First of all, Tom Cruise created all of us in His divine image.<br><br>
Secondly........watermelon is gross.</div>
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Well, yeah, the ones with the seeds are gross. But seedless watermelons are awesome.<br><br>
We have two nostrils because when you get sick, one always gets clogged up.
 

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No, we have two nostrils so that we can still breathe with one when we stick a jellybean up the other.
 

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Or so we don't suffocate while picking our noses.
 

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Because having three would be ridiculous, lol.</div>
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<br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/laugh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":lol:"> I'll agree with this.
 

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I remember seeing this movie where this guy had sex with a heated watermelon offscreen. I forgot what it was called though.</div>
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Could you do a little research and get back to us?
 

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We hear, see, and smell in stereo. True fact. If you smell something, can't you tell where it is coming from? It is a good survival skill.<br><br>
Here's a test. snort enough meth that your septum erodes away. I bet you don't survive as long as the control sample.
 

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Well, yeah, the ones with the seeds are gross. But seedless watermelons are awesome.<br><br>
We have two nostrils because when you get sick, one always gets clogged up.</div>
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you better watch out. monsanto is big into producing seedless watermelons. do you smell a conspiracy here?
 

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Oral pleasures. This is why.
 

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Could you do a little research and get back to us?</div>
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I did and it was called Eight Days a Week.
 

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No, we have two nostrils so that we can still breathe with one when we stick a jellybean up the other.</div>
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Well, this makes the most sense, but I would have said crayon, not jellybean.<br><br>
Actually if we have a nosebleed from one side, we can stick a tissue up that side and still breathe from the other side. Sort of.
 

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I did and it was called Eight Days a Week.</div>
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Thanks!
 
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