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Peta loves publicity, so why didn't they think of telling people that they are going to sneak some of her flesh into a supermarket?
 

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I suppose she is "free range" .... hmmm .... <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/lick.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":lick:"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/hungry.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":hungry:"><br><br><br><br>
Oh forget it! No way!
 

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Nah. Her meat would probably be too tough...<br><br><br><br><br><br>
And by the time she gives up the ghost, I won't be able to stomach any kind of meat anymore anyway. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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I wonder whether she'll taste "just like chicken"?<br><br><br><br>
I won't make any sexual jokes about this at all <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/naughty.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":naughty:">
 

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I'm not fundamentally against eating meat, so I have no problem with eating Ingrid, especially since it is of her free will. At the picnic, perhaps the die hards can a tofu Ingrid.<br><br><br><br>
How much do you think the umbrella made of her feet is gonna go for. I know I won't have that kind of money, but if I did I would bid a lot.<br><br><br><br>
Oh... I have often thought that people should eat the remains of there loved ones. You know, so a piece of them can live on inside you.
 

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<div class="quote-block"><i>Originally posted by dk_art</i><br><br><b>I wonder whether she'll taste "just like chicken"?<br><br><br><br>
I won't make any sexual jokes about this at all <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/naughty.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":naughty:"></b></div>
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I'm SO glad to hear that. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":rolleyes:">
 

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bennotbombs- I hear you can actually have a loved one cremated and the carbon made into a laboratory diamond. You could set it in a ring or a necklace... to me that'd be more special than intimately introducing them to last night's tofu stir fry.
 

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I'm with Loki. I'd rather an Ingrid Leg umbrella holder however. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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<div class="quote-block"><i>Originally posted by Kitzy</i><br><br><b>who is ingrid?</b></div>
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She is the dictator of PETA.
 

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<div class="quote-block"><i>Originally posted by Astarte</i><br><br><b>bennotbombs- I hear you can actually have a loved one cremated and the carbon made into a laboratory diamond. You could set it in a ring or a necklace... to me that'd be more special than intimately introducing them to last night's tofu stir fry.</b></div>
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Diamonds are a whore's best friend.<br><br><br><br>
Turning a loved own into a diamond is just (expleteve) stupid.
 

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You're back!<br><br><br><br>
*thinks of something on topic to say*<br><br><br><br>
Umm... Soylent Green isn't my thing.
 
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