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My fridge was saying "i realize you're a vegan, but the things growing in here are starting to form a government".<br><br><br><br>
Then I cleaned it out.<br><br><br><br>
Now it's saying "you need to get out of the fridge more". All the jars are English-side forward facing and the items on the shelves are sorted by category: condiments, beverages, veggies to one side, fruits on the other.
 

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Mine says, "Why don't you get a better paying job so you can actually fill me up once in awile? And what IS that stuff in this container you put here 2 months ago? And haven't you ever heard of wiping a shelf? Well, at least you don't fill me with bloody carcasses. Thanks for that!" <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)">
 

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Mine is saying, big fan of the rice milk eh? Also, its a little crowded in here and tell that kid to close me when he takes out the baby carrots or green peppers.
 

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mine just says,<br><br><br><br>
'what the hell you lookin' at, yo?'<br><br><br><br>
or that's what i think it says. it speaks a rare dialect of some kind that has since been all but terminated in what we know as the modern world.
 

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I went to open my fridge last night and this is what I heard (*snicker*)<br><br><br><br><a href="http://www.picturegrill.com/pages/fielcarrot1.html" target="_blank">http://www.picturegrill.com/pages/fielcarrot1.html</a>
 

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<div class="quote-block"><i>Originally posted by dk_art</i><br><br><b>I went to open my fridge last night and this is what I heard (*snicker*)<br><br><br><br><a href="http://www.picturegrill.com/pages/fielcarrot1.html" target="_blank">http://www.picturegrill.com/pages/fielcarrot1.html</a></b></div>
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Oh my god that was creepy! It scared the cat right off my lap. I predict nightmares tonight...
 

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Mine is saying "8lbs of fresh strawberries for £3 was a real bargain but will you still like them by the end of the week" <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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mine says "you neat FREAK, I don't need to be cleaned with rubbing alcohol " <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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Mine is confused. Between the gallons of soymilk and cow's milk, the soy pudding and regular pudding, the chicken breasts and tempeh...my poor fridgerator just doesn't know what to do or say.<br><br>
PS> I live with three omnivores....<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)">
 

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Since my mom put some kind of meat that doesn't need freezing into the fridge, mine is yelling "get the f***ing meat AWAY from the veggies and other non-meat foods!" Funny thing is, that's what I'm thinking too. Maybe our fridge is my long lost sibling...
 

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oh to be psychically linked to appliances:<br><br><br><br>
COFFEE MAKER make me some coffee - extra strong<br><br>
TOASTER toast me some toast - medium-light<br><br>
MICROWAVE nuke me some popcorn<br><br><br><br>
so good
 

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Oh yeah.. I baked a big pasta dish so I wouldn't have to make supper everyday. I can just reheat it as needed.
 

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Overall, I think my refrigerator is pretty happy with it's contents, with the exception of a cucumber that's starting to look questionable.
 

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Mine is saying, "Thanks for cleaning all of the bad things out regularly, but did you ever think to wipe the shelves clean?"<br><br><br><br>
It's also confused. "Why is there all this vegetarian food (soy milk, veggie burgers, fruit, veggies, etc) and shrimp and meat pepperoni?"<br><br><br><br>
It's also happy that it has a lot of fruit and veggies inside it for once.
 

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Mine is nagging at me to clean out the leftovers that I was going to eat... it's saying "you don't want a repeat of LAST TIME do you?" (Last time was masses of moudly and festy food...) Apart from that it's pretty happy.
 

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Mine could say, "Not only am I the founder of the hair club for men, I am the grower."<br><br><br><br>
My freezer is a loud speaker for the soy dream that whispers, "Eat Me!"
 
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