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My fridge was saying "i realize you're a vegan, but the things growing in here are starting to form a government".

Then I cleaned it out.

Now it's saying "you need to get out of the fridge more". All the jars are English-side forward facing and the items on the shelves are sorted by category: condiments, beverages, veggies to one side, fruits on the other.
 

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Mine says, "Why don't you get a better paying job so you can actually fill me up once in awile? And what IS that stuff in this container you put here 2 months ago? And haven't you ever heard of wiping a shelf? Well, at least you don't fill me with bloody carcasses. Thanks for that!"
 

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Mine is confused. Between the gallons of soymilk and cow's milk, the soy pudding and regular pudding, the chicken breasts and tempeh...my poor fridgerator just doesn't know what to do or say.

PS> I live with three omnivores....
 

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Since my mom put some kind of meat that doesn't need freezing into the fridge, mine is yelling "get the f***ing meat AWAY from the veggies and other non-meat foods!" Funny thing is, that's what I'm thinking too. Maybe our fridge is my long lost sibling...
 

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Mine is saying, "Thanks for cleaning all of the bad things out regularly, but did you ever think to wipe the shelves clean?"

It's also confused. "Why is there all this vegetarian food (soy milk, veggie burgers, fruit, veggies, etc) and shrimp and meat pepperoni?"

It's also happy that it has a lot of fruit and veggies inside it for once.
 

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Mine is nagging at me to clean out the leftovers that I was going to eat... it's saying "you don't want a repeat of LAST TIME do you?" (Last time was masses of moudly and festy food...) Apart from that it's pretty happy.
 
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