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A couple years back I did a Secret Santa with a bunch of friends. We used to do it every year, and every year there was a theme. It was a bar theme on the night in question. And bear in mind, I'm known as a guy who loves beer and expresses his love more often than is good for him.
So that night while people opened bottles of wine, various spirits, Homer beer openers, fancy corkscrews, selections of fine imported lagers, I was getting very excited at the prospect of my gift.
Surely it would be beer.
Or a nice set of beer glasses like the kind I bought for Keith.
Surely it would be something beer related.
My turn came at last.
I unwrap my present.
And what should I find...
A plain clear glass cookie jar, cookie cutters shaped like Christmas trees from the dollar store, and some cookie dough in a tube like you get in the refrigerator section at the supermarket.
W.
T.
F???
Man did I put on an Academy® Award© winning performance that night. "You shouldn't have," is what I remember saying. So, yeah. That was lame.
So what's your worst gift?
So that night while people opened bottles of wine, various spirits, Homer beer openers, fancy corkscrews, selections of fine imported lagers, I was getting very excited at the prospect of my gift.
Surely it would be beer.
Or a nice set of beer glasses like the kind I bought for Keith.
Surely it would be something beer related.
My turn came at last.
I unwrap my present.
And what should I find...
A plain clear glass cookie jar, cookie cutters shaped like Christmas trees from the dollar store, and some cookie dough in a tube like you get in the refrigerator section at the supermarket.
W.
T.
F???
Man did I put on an Academy® Award© winning performance that night. "You shouldn't have," is what I remember saying. So, yeah. That was lame.
So what's your worst gift?