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If only someone could have given me this warning years ago...

Warning To All Men ----

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

A date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs." "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.

Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.
 

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Originally posted by Kreeli

you men make it sound like you've got the "coyote arm" market cornered.

believe me. you don't.
Thanks for teaching me a new phrase, "coyote arm"

But I agree. I think it's funny but you can totally reverse the genders. Like, 'the female(male?) may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male(female) into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." '

As you can tell, I have mixed feelings about marriage.
 

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On a serious note, beer is considered the #1 date rape drug (according to the health class I took in college anyway).

... I do hope to someday trick a guy into marrying me, with or without the use of beer (hopefully without - I have an expensive taste in beer!) *g*

....hmmmm... I'm thinking there needs to be an "evil" smiley....
 

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Thanks for teaching me a new phrase, "coyote arm"

you're welcome. for the uninitiated, it refers to a person's propensity for wanting to chew off the arm they have wrapped around (or pinned under) the less-than-lovely stranger they wake up next to.

following that, you can also commit "double coyote arm", whereby you chew off the other one, to keep it from happening again.
 

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My man does not need me to get him drunk. I am independant and so is he. He is who he is. I am who I am and we try to accept each as is. I am confident enough that if it doesn't work out then it wasn't meant to.He doesn't need me to fix him.
That is not even close to being ok especially when I need to be looking at my behavior if I am trying to change him.
 

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2 years, 7 months, 6 days and about 3 hours.

Surely that should win some sort of VB prize.
 

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My man does not need me to get him drunk. I am independant and so is he. He is who he is. I am who I am and we try to accept each as is. I am confident enough that if it doesn't work out then it wasn't meant to.He doesn't need me to fix him.
That is not even close to being ok especially when I need to be looking at my behavior if I am trying to change him.


The thread was a joke.
 

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I have been waiting years & leaving my drink unattended at bars for my drink to be 'spiked' but with no joy.

I spiked myself once & slipped some rohypnol into my drink when I wasn't looking. I can't remember what happened except I woke up with a sore arm & no car.
 

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shouldn't there be a resurrection rule?

but, i have to laugh because i don't think i read this one before. oh my goodness does it crack me up.

i think there must be something wrong with my husband though--he doesn't drink beer (maybe twice a year) and he willingly dated me, entered into a relationship, had sex, and even wanted to get married.

perhaps i'm just a particularly good manipulator. lol
 
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