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This is only meant in good humour, so if anyone is offended by it, I will remove it. I took some of the conversations on these boards and simply made a little story out of it...<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>
Kurm says, "Let's plant a fish tree everyone."<br><br><br><br>
Soilman disagrees with the location, as it interfers with the natural rhythm of the topography.<br><br><br><br>
Kreeli disagrees with the tree and suggests a bush instead. The tree and its phallic, slender shape is a symbol of male domination in the town, telling her to lose weight.<br><br><br><br>
Rainbowmoon likes the tree, but worries if it will make her eat more tree fish, thereby gaining weight and being as fat; which is ok for everyone else, but not her.<br><br><br><br>
Epski doesn't like the location for the tree because it isn't in plain sight for all the undereducated omnis out there to see the enlightenment of the village.<br><br><br><br>
Tame comes along and says, "Fish don't grow on trees, sunshine."
 

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kristadb appears out of nowhere and wants a running report of the trees intake of sunlight and output of oxygen. she sternly scolds it and beats it with it's own branches when the tree tells her it's considering doing a juice fast.<br><br><br><br>
vegankat and the gazumper don't care where the tree is or how it exchanges energy, they just want to hump in the treehouse.<br><br><br><br>
robert wonders if the tree will interfere with his television reception during the hockey playoffs and suggests it be placed far, far away from his satellite dish.<br><br><br><br>
michael worries if the tree will like him even if he nails an "all avatars must be 75 x 75 pixels" poster to it.<br><br><br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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ROFL OMG!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA<br><br><br><br>
/stomps feet<br><br><br><br>
That's what the tree gets for wanting to do a juice fast!
 

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Oh man! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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Rotflmao! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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Vegan Police pulls over, get's out the patrol car, puts her hand on the gun and says:<br><br><br><br>
We are not going to hurt earth worms now, are we ?
 

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ROFLMAO<br><br><br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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OH man I'm out of breath.....<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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BWL<br><br>
But what did Krista say ...
 

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Verbivore pouts because everyone's paying attention to the tree instead of her.<br><br><br><br>
Ceryna begins writing fanfiction about majake and WonderRandy making out in the treehouse.
 
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