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I need help casting the VB! movie. The best I can come up with for the part of Michael is Kevin Smith, or maybe John Cusack. So far I have:

soilman: Mr. Burns, or James Cromwell

MsRuthieB: Stockard Channing

Max Power: Jimmy Fallon, or Woody Harrelson

Funkified: Natalie Portman?

I r produce: Chloe Sevigny

FemmeDemonica: Tina Fey

Joe: I keep thinking Bill Murray because of Joe's avatar.

Avalon: Leelee Sobieski?

majake: Barry Watson

Tame: Himself

Verbivore: I've been told I look like Drew Barrymore but she made a big fuss about going back to meatieness so :p to her. People have also told me that I remind them of Alicia Silverstone and Natasha Lyonne.

I want other VBers as characters of course, but I can't think of any actors to play them. Oh, and the movie needs a director and a plot, too.
 

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One person once told me I look like Jennifer Love Hewitt. That person must have been blind-- as far as I'm concerned, I see no resemblence other than we're both female with brown hair.
 

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Originally posted by skylark

One person once told me I look like Jennifer Love Hewitt. That person must have been blind-- as far as I'm concerned, I see no resemblence other than we're both female with brown hair.
...and that certainly narrows it down, right?

A few casting submissions of my own (not going by strictly looks, here):

Avalon: James King

Michael: Jack Black

Robert: Bob Odenkirk (yes, he's Canadian)

VK: Claire Danes

RedStarJedi: Sean Penn

Soilman: Nick Nolte

FemDem: Charlize Theron

J-Funk: Cameron Diaz

LadyFaile: Sarah Jessica Parker

Apple: Joaquin Phoenix

MsArby: Patricia Arquette

Me: Johnny Depp, of course


Director: Jerry Brochenheimer.

Exec. Producers: Rob Reiner and Michael Stipe.

A plot.... that's a tough one... I'll consult with my writers and get back to you
 

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...and that certainly narrows it down, right?

Oh yeah, seriously. Ok, we both have noses, too. Does that help?


Please don't have Meg Ryan play me... just don't. Sandra Boleck (sp), perhaps, but she's much too old for the part. So is Meg Ryan, come to think of it.

I'm so out of the movie thing right now that I'm not even sure who a lot of the current female stars are. Who played MJ in Spiderman?

I think the Olson twins should play LC. Or maybe Candace Cameron, depending on what she looks like now.
 

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LC,

Whatever we want it to be, I suppose. Do you have any ideas for a storyline?
 

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Who played MJ in Spiderman?

I think the Olson twins should play LC. Or maybe Candace Cameron, depending on what she looks like now.
MJ = Kirsten Dunst.

I think the Olsen Twins should play my skin flute. Dear lord did I just say that out loud??
 

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Sure... So long as that's always what you figure when you do two women at once.
 

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They're 16 now, almost 17. My 13-year-old sister is a big fan of theirs.
 

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16 each, which is not just the'r age, but how many millions of dollars they could generate for Playboy in two years.



"We're looking for some power. Some Max Power."

They're not even girls so much as they are brand-sluts.
 

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who's the guy who plays Silent Bob? he should definately play Michael.

hmmm Kreeli i think you're wrong. i know i know of someone but i can't think of her at the mo. i'll get back to you.

maybe LC can be played by Mandy Moore.

and Tame.. well.. Denzel of course!
 

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Yes, totally Mandy Moore for LC! Why didn't I think of that? I'm going to go check the boxes of all my favorite movies and get back with you later on more ideas for other people.
 
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