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I need help casting the VB! movie. The best I can come up with for the part of Michael is Kevin Smith, or maybe John Cusack. So far I have:<br><br><br><br>
soilman: Mr. Burns, or James Cromwell<br><br>
MsRuthieB: Stockard Channing<br><br>
Max Power: Jimmy Fallon, or Woody Harrelson<br><br>
Funkified: Natalie Portman?<br><br>
I r produce: Chloe Sevigny<br><br>
FemmeDemonica: Tina Fey<br><br>
Joe: I keep thinking Bill Murray because of Joe's avatar.<br><br>
Avalon: Leelee Sobieski?<br><br>
majake: Barry Watson<br><br>
Tame: Himself<br><br>
Verbivore: I've been told I look like Drew Barrymore but she made a big fuss about going back to meatieness so :p to her. People have also told me that I remind them of Alicia Silverstone and Natasha Lyonne.<br><br><br><br>
I want other VBers as characters of course, but I can't think of any actors to play them. Oh, and the movie needs a director and a plot, too.
 

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One person once told me I look like Jennifer Love Hewitt. That person must have been blind-- as far as I'm concerned, I see no resemblence other than we're both female with brown hair.
 

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<div class="quote-block"><i>Originally posted by skylark</i><br><br><b>One person once told me I look like Jennifer Love Hewitt. That person must have been blind-- as far as I'm concerned, I see no resemblence other than we're both female with brown hair.</b></div>
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...and that certainly narrows it down, right?<br><br><br><br>
A few casting submissions of my own (not going by strictly looks, here):<br><br><br><br>
Avalon: James King<br><br>
Michael: Jack Black<br><br>
Robert: Bob Odenkirk (yes, he's Canadian)<br><br>
VK: Claire Danes<br><br>
RedStarJedi: Sean Penn<br><br>
Soilman: Nick Nolte<br><br>
FemDem: Charlize Theron<br><br>
J-Funk: Cameron Diaz<br><br>
LadyFaile: Sarah Jessica Parker<br><br>
Apple: Joaquin Phoenix<br><br>
MsArby: Patricia Arquette<br><br><br><br>
Me: Johnny Depp, of course <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/notworthy.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":wayne:"><br><br><br><br>
Director: Jerry Brochenheimer.<br><br><br><br>
Exec. Producers: Rob Reiner and Michael Stipe.<br><br><br><br>
A plot.... that's a tough one... I'll consult with my writers and get back to you
 

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<div class="quote-block"><i>Originally posted by Max Power</i><br><br><b>...and that certainly narrows it down, right?<br><br><br><br></b></div>
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Oh yeah, seriously. Ok, we both have noses, too. Does that help? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/wink3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=";)"><br><br><br><br>
Please don't have Meg Ryan play me... just don't. Sandra Boleck (sp), perhaps, but she's much too old for the part. So is Meg Ryan, come to think of it.<br><br><br><br>
I'm so out of the movie thing right now that I'm not even sure who a lot of the current female stars are. Who played MJ in Spiderman?<br><br><br><br>
I think the Olson twins should play LC. Or maybe Candace Cameron, depending on what she looks like now.
 

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Barry Watson is hot. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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LC,<br><br>
Whatever we want it to be, I suppose. Do you have any ideas for a storyline?
 

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<div class="quote-block"><i>Originally posted by skylark</i><br><br><b>Who played MJ in Spiderman?<br><br><br><br>
I think the Olson twins should play LC. Or maybe Candace Cameron, depending on what she looks like now.</b></div>
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MJ = Kirsten Dunst.<br><br><br><br>
I think the Olsen Twins should play my skin flute. Dear lord did I just say that out loud??
 

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Don'tcha think that's a bit of robbing the cradle, Max?
 

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oh please please please can anna nicole smith play me! lmao!!!<br><br><br><br><img alt="" src="http://www.theplainjane.com/images/annanicole1.jpg" style="border:0px solid;"><br><br><br><br>
ftr, i'm not serious. it's just that there aren't really any plus-sized women in the movie industry that are pretty and sexy.
 

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<div class="quote-block"><i>Originally posted by skylark</i><br><br><b>Don'tcha think that's a bit of robbing the cradle, Max?</b></div>
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But there's two of 'em, I can just add their ages together, right?
 

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Sure... So long as that's always what you figure when you do two women at once.
 

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They're 16 now, almost 17. My 13-year-old sister is a big fan of theirs.
 

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16 each, which is not just the'r age, but how many millions of dollars they could generate for Playboy in two years.<br><br><br><br><img alt="" src="http://www.theback40.com/twins.jpg" style="border:0px solid;"><br><br>
"We're looking for some power. Some <i>Max</i> Power."<br><br><br><br>
They're not even girls so much as they are brand-sluts.
 

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who's the guy who plays Silent Bob? he should definately play Michael.<br><br><br><br>
hmmm Kreeli i think you're wrong. i know i know of someone but i can't think of her at the mo. i'll get back to you.<br><br>
maybe LC can be played by Mandy Moore.<br><br>
and Tame.. well.. Denzel of course!
 

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Yes, totally Mandy Moore for LC! Why didn't I think of that? I'm going to go check the boxes of all my favorite movies and get back with you later on more ideas for other people.
 

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she's playing me. mmk. . .<br><br><br><br>
let me know when the movie comes out..<br><br>
if you need anyone to work on a script lemme know :p har har har.
 
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