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<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/guitarist.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":guitar:">
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>IamJen</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br><br>
... the mods are too....<br><br><br></div>
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I feel you may be biased.<br><br><br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/laugh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":lol:">
 

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If you like to read ingredient labels<br><br>
up and down the produce aisle<br><br><br><br>
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Lima beans, leafy greens<br><br>
peachy keens<br><br>
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Biased, who us? No, we're not, and such people do not exist on the Internet, anywhere.
 

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Narrator: "Our curtain opens as Larry, having just finished chopping his vegetables, is searching for his tofu. Having no success, Larry cries out<br><br>
.."<br><br><br><br>
Larry: "Oh, where is my tofu? Oh where is my tofu? Oh, where,<br><br>
oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh,<br><br>
where oh, where ... is my tofu?"<br><br><br><br>
Narrator: "Having heard his cry, Pa Grape enters the scene. Shocked and<br><br>
slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in nothing but an apron, Pa regains his<br><br>
composure and reports ..."<br><br><br><br>
Pa: "I think I saw some tofu in the back of the fridge!"<br><br><br><br>
Larry: "Back there is my tofu. Back there is my tofu. Back<br><br>
there, back there, oh, where, back there, oh, where, oh, where, back<br><br>
there, back there, back there ... is my tofu?"<br><br><br><br>
Narrator: "Having heard his joyous proclamation, Junior Asparagus enters<br><br>
the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in just an apron, Junior regains his composure and comments ..."<br><br><br><br>
Junior: "Why do you need tofu? Can't you just eat meat?"!"<br><br><br><br>
Narrator: "Larry is taken aback. Meat? The thought had never occured to him. No tofu? What would this mean? What will become of him? Larry wonders ..."<br><br><br><br>
Larry: "No meat in my kitchen. No meat in my kitchen. No meat, no meat, no meat, no meat, no meat, no meat, ...in my kitchen."<br><br><br><br>
Narrator: "Having heard his declarations, Bob the Tomato enters the scene.<br><br>
Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in just an apron, Bob<br><br>
regains his composure and confesses ..."<br><br><br><br>
Bob: "Larry, that tofu of yours....Well I gave it to the Peach because he's just become a vegan."<br><br><br><br>
Narrator: "Feeling a deep sense of loss, Larry stumbles back and laments"<br><br><br><br>
Larry: "Not fair! Oh, my tofu. Not fair! My poor tofu. Not<br><br>
fair, not fair, not fair, not fair, not fair, not fair, not<br><br>
fair, not fair! My yummy tofu!"<br><br><br><br>
Narrator: "Having heard his lament, the Peach enters the scene. Himself<br><br>
in just an apron, both Larry and the Peach are shocked and slightly<br><br>
embarrassed at the sight of each other. But recognizing Larry's<br><br>
generosity, the Peach is thankful ..."<br><br><br><br>
Peach: "Thanks for the tofu."<br><br><br><br>
Narrator: "Yes, good has been done here. The Peach starts to exit the scene.<br><br>
Larry smiles and calls out ..."<br><br><br><br>
Larry: "Let's share, all my tofu. Let's share, all my tofu.Let's share, let's share, let's share let's share let's share...all my tofu."<br><br><br><br>
And they all sat down to a cruelty free feast (even Jr Asparagus)<br><br>
The End
 

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Very nice <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/notworthy.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":wayne:">
 

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<--- confuzzled <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/huh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":confused:"><br><br><br><br>
(I'm assuming it's a VeggieTales thing? I've never seen it...)
 

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Thank you I am Jen. The humble me would like to say it was nothing, I simply cut and pasted the song and revised a few words. The attention whore me would like to say that yes, it is brilliant and i spent ages getting it just right because I am so clever.<br><br><br><br>
Wonder Randy: It is a parody of The hairbrush Song. Original lyrics here:<br><br><a href="http://www.veggiegear.com/vetalyhaso.html" target="_blank">http://www.veggiegear.com/vetalyhaso.html</a><br><br><br><br>
Read ther original lyrics and then praise me for my cleverness.<br><br><br><br>
I must go before my head gets too big to fit through the door.
 

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Oh my gosh I am in TEARS I'm laughing so hard. VeggieTales is a regular event at our house (even my older ones still get into it).<br><br><br><br>
Do the Tofu<br><br>
to foo foo to to to foo foo fo fo to n to to n fo fo<br><br>
Quorn!<br><br>
Kung Pow<br><br>
Quorn!<br><br>
Mongolian<br><br>
Quorn!<br><br>
Sweet and sour<br><br>
Quorn!<br><br>
Cashew<br><br>
Quorn!<br><br>
Do the moo shoo<br><br>
moo shoo shoo moo moo shoo muh moo shoo moo moo shoo shoo moo<br><br>
moo shoo shoo<br><br>
Do the moo shoo<br><br>
Tempeh!<br><br>
Mandarin<br><br>
Tempeh!<br><br>
Barbeque<br><br>
Tempeh!<br><br>
Sweet and sour<br><br>
Tempeh!<br><br>
Spicy Fried<br><br>
Tempeh!<br><br>
Do the tofu<br><br>
to foo foo to to to foo foo fo fo to n to to n fo fo<br><br>
STOP
 

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Break a fourtune cookie.<br><br>
Beware of grape with wooden mallet.<br><br>
Aint that the truth.
 

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<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/thumbsup.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":up:"> TNS.<br><br><br><br>
I was going to try one of the Water Buffalo Song (I'm kinda old school VT, lol) but I grew weary last night. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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I have one....<br><br><br><br><br><br>
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Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house<br><br>
Not an omni was stirring, not even my spouse.<br><br><br><br>
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,<br><br>
In hopes that all animals' lives would be spared.<br><br><br><br>
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,<br><br>
While visions of vegan treats danced in their heads;<br><br>
a<br><br>
And I in my 'kerchief, my cat in my lap,<br><br>
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,<br><br>
When out in the kitchen there arose such a clatter,<br><br>
My omni spouse came to see what was the matter.<br><br>
When, what to our wondering eyes should appear,<br><br>
But a miniature sleigh,and eight tiny reindeer,<br><br>
With a little old driver, so lively and quick,<br><br>
We knew in a moment it was vegan St. Nick.<br><br>
More rapid than eagles veggie couses he made,<br><br>
Tofurky, bean salad and seiten roulade.<br><br><br><br>
Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!<br><br>
On, Comet! on Cupid! on, Donder and Blitzen!<br><br>
They whipped up the hummus the lentils and rice,<br><br>
And the Thai Curry Tempeh had just the right spice.<br><br><br><br>
There were main dishes, side dishes, cookies and pies,<br><br>
Vegan fudge that I know will go straight to your thighs!<br><br>
They spoke not a word but went straight to their work,<br><br>
And when all was complete, Santa turned with a jerk,<br><br>
And laying his finger aside of his nose,<br><br>
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;<br><br>
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,<br><br>
And they all flew away like the down of thistle.<br><br><br><br>
So to all here at VB I say happily,<br><br>
"Many Blessings to all to who eat animal free!"
 

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Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house<br><br>
Not an omni was stirring, not even my spouse.<br><br><br><br>
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,<br><br>
In hopes that all animals' lives would be spared.<br><br><br><br>
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,<br><br>
While visions of vegan treats danced in their heads;<br><br>
And I in my 'kerchief, my cat in my lap,<br><br>
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,<br><br>
When out in the kitchen there arose such a clatter,<br><br>
My omni spouse came to see what was the matter.<br><br>
When, what to our wondering eyes should appear,<br><br>
But a miniature sleigh,and eight tiny reindeer,<br><br>
With a little old driver, so lively and quick,<br><br>
We knew in a moment it was vegan St. Nick.<br><br>
More rapid than eagles veggie couses he made,<br><br>
Tofurky, bean salad and seiten roulade.<br><br><br><br>
Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!<br><br>
On, Comet! on Cupid! on, Donder and Blitzen!<br><br>
They whipped up the hummus the lentils and rice,<br><br>
And the Thai Curry Tempeh had just the right spice.<br><br><br><br>
There were main dishes, side dishes, cookies and pies,<br><br>
Vegan fudge that I know will go straight to your thighs!<br><br>
They spoke not a word but went straight to their work,<br><br>
And when all was complete, Santa turned with a jerk,<br><br>
And laying his finger aside of his nose,<br><br>
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;<br><br>
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,<br><br>
And they all flew away like the down of thistle.<br><br><br><br>
So to all here at VB I say happily,<br><br>
"Many Blessings to all to who eat animal free!"
 

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<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/thumbsup.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":up:"><br><br><br><br>
But is it vegan to make reindeer cook and pull a sleigh?<br><br><br><br>
Have you read the "Politically Correct Bedtime Stories" version of The Night Before Christmas? It's a hoot!
 

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Aghhh!!!! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"><br><br><br><br>
No, but I'm going to check it out! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)">
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>IamJen</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/thumbsup.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":up:"> TNS.<br><br><br><br>
I was going to try one of the Water Buffalo Song (I'm kinda old school VT, lol) but I grew weary last night. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"></div>
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If you can do that i will bow down before your greatness. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/notworthy.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":wayne:">
 

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Here I sit broken hearted<br><br>
Had lots of fruit and only farted<br><br>
Now I have to go and train<br><br>
with my hiney in so much pain<br><br>
oh well, i'll just lift real smart<br><br>
hopefully, i will not fart
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>barrylove</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
Here I sit broken hearted<br><br>
Had lots of fruit and only farted<br><br>
Now I have to go and train<br><br>
with my hiney in so much pain<br><br>
oh well, i'll just lift real smart<br><br>
hopefully, i will not fart</div>
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LOL<br><br>
WHAT THE [email protected]&L DID I JUST POST!?!??!?!?!?!<br><br>
This has NOTHING..absolutely NOTHING to do with VB!<br><br><br><br>
Oh my gosh..what a DORK!
 
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