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Interesting read - I wonder if he's on to something? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)"><br><br><br><br><a href="http://www.notmilk.com/vitaminb12.html" target="_blank">http://www.notmilk.com/vitaminb12.html</a><br><br><br><br>
Vitamin B-12, Sex & Internal Secretions<br><br><br><br><br><br>
Warning to my readers:<br><br><br><br>
Today's column contains explicit sexual themes. If you<br><br>
embarrass easily, or if your religious, moral, or ethical<br><br>
beliefs prevent you from reading material of a sexual<br><br>
nature, please, read no more. In today's commentary, I<br><br>
discuss the science of sex in as dignified and delightful a<br><br>
manner as I am able, sometimes using a bit of humor, but<br><br>
continuously recognizing that such concepts may be offensive<br><br>
to some people, so please, if you find such discussion<br><br>
inappropriate, stop reading immediately. If you are easily<br><br>
offended by material of a sexual nature, please exercise the<br><br>
use of your delete button now.<br><br><br><br>
Without embarrassment, this is a subject that needs to be<br><br>
discussed. I am past the point of being disgusted by know-<br><br>
it-all vegetarian and vegan nutritionists and dieticians who<br><br>
believe that one must take artificial supplements derived<br><br>
from cow intestines, containing Vitamin B-12 in order to<br><br>
maintain good health. The fact that vegans have B-12 in<br><br>
their bloodstreams is evidence enough that we're somehow<br><br>
obtaining it. Low dose, high dose, it really doesn't matter.<br><br>
Fact is that we need just a few micrograms of B-12, and a<br><br>
five-year supply is stored in the average human liver. That<br><br>
fact alone negates the scare tactics of those who criticize<br><br>
the pure vegan diet, or dispense supplements as a part of<br><br>
their self-sustaining practices.<br><br><br><br>
Vegan blood contains some B-12. In that, there is no debate.<br><br>
Vegan semen and vaginal secretions contain many times more<br><br>
Vitamin B-12 than does human blood.<br><br><br><br>
The solution? Make love. Enjoy oral sex. The ingestion of<br><br>
sexual body secretions from your lover will insure good<br><br>
health for you.<br><br><br><br>
In addition to the usual frogs, snails, and puppy dogs<br><br>
tails, what are little boys made of? What exactly is in<br><br>
semen?<br><br><br><br>
Ten percent of semen consists of sperm cells, up to 500<br><br>
million per ejaculate. It takes only one sperm cell to<br><br>
fertilize an egg. I often wonder why the other 499,999 are<br><br>
necessary.<br><br><br><br>
What constitutes the other 90% of semen? In addition to<br><br>
enormous amounts of vitamins, enzymes, and amino acids,<br><br>
semen contains up to 20 times the level of Vitamin B-12 as<br><br>
does human blood serum. Vaginal fluids contain a similar<br><br>
makeup, rich in B-12.<br><br><br><br>
Scientists knew this nearly 20 years ago, but had no<br><br>
socially-tactful way to transmit this information to the lay<br><br>
person. (Yeah, I know, you love my use of the English<br><br>
language).<br><br><br><br>
As early as March of 1984, Carmel Bernstein and a team of<br><br>
investigators published evidence in the Journal of Clinical<br><br>
Investigations (73;3, Vitamin B-12 in human seminal plasma)<br><br>
revealing that blood has one-tenth the amount of B-12 as<br><br>
does male semen.<br><br><br><br>
Eight years later, the Scandanavian Journal of Clinical<br><br>
Laboratory Investigations (Hansen, 1992 Nov;52(7):647-52)<br><br>
determined that B-12 levels in human semen run as high as 20<br><br>
times that of blood. Similar amounts of B-12 have been found<br><br>
in vaginal secretions.<br><br><br><br>
Second and final warning. For those of you unwilling or<br><br>
unable to discuss or partake in the loving art of<br><br>
cunnilingus or fellatio, read no more. What follows is<br><br>
descriptive.<br><br><br><br>
Many people have an aversion to oral sex because of the<br><br>
taste or smell. Can that often be justified? Absolutely.<br><br><br><br>
Long ago, in the days before artificial modern-day perfumes<br><br>
and deodorants were used to mask human odors, people enjoyed<br><br>
body smells. Don Juan would keep handkerchiefs under his<br><br>
armpits and wave them in front of ladies' noses. That action<br><br>
was designed to bring them to arousal from his own natural<br><br>
essences and bouquet which contained pheromones, chemicals<br><br>
containing natural sexual messengers that communicate<br><br>
instinctual feelings shared by all mammals. Truth revealed:<br><br>
Why does a male dog mount and hump a human female leg,<br><br>
thrusting his pelvis as if in the act of copulation? It's<br><br>
not because he smells your puppy, ladies. It's because he<br><br>
smells your very own pheromones which trigger a genetically<br><br>
pre-determined fixed action pattern in Fido's brain.<br><br><br><br>
On to the olfactory bouquet from your own essences.<br><br><br><br>
Dairy farmers know that if their cows eat onions or garlic<br><br>
less than 30 minutes before milking, those powerfully<br><br>
offensive smells will be included in their body secretions<br><br>
which are then transmitted to their milk. A similar event<br><br>
occurs with human body fluids. You are what you eat. Deer<br><br>
know when meat-eating humans walk into the woods. Vegans<br><br>
have a way with denizens of the forest. Vegans do not eat<br><br>
other living creatures. Deer can tell by human smells. So<br><br>
can dogs and other mammals possessing keener olfactory<br><br>
senses than humans.<br><br><br><br>
For many years, non dairy-using Japanese people called<br><br>
Americans "butter-people," for the rancid smell that would<br><br>
seep out of our pores. I can smell butter people. I am<br><br>
amazed at the number of people calling themselves vegan who<br><br>
are actually dairy users. I can smell the aftermath of pizza<br><br>
24 hours after a vegan eats one by his or her offensive<br><br>
odor. The mozzarella turns rancid from within. Its smell<br><br>
lingers on a user's breath. Milk the cow and get the garlic<br><br>
or onion milk. Milk the human and get Kentucky-fried chicken<br><br>
essence.<br><br><br><br>
Humans who eat meat ingest large amounts of sulfur-based<br><br>
amino acids. That is one of the qualities of meat protein.<br><br>
The sulfur becomes a part of their own smell and taste. Eat<br><br>
large amounts of methionine and you'll taste quite rancid.<br><br><br><br>
I have met many vegans who relate anecdotal evidence of how<br><br>
other vegans make better lovers because they "taste better."<br><br>
Where are Masters and Johnson when you need them? The good<br><br>
that comes from this column will result in two lovers<br><br>
enjoying a large meal of fresh pineapple before their next<br><br>
bout of foreplay. Gourmets and epicurians of the world,<br><br>
unite. Your next dose of love will contain the best vitamin<br><br>
pill in the world. Was it Mary Poppins who sang, "Just a<br><br>
spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down"?<br><br><br><br>
Remember, for B-12, make love, and do so with good taste.
 

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Wow..somehow this VB got a little more interesting in the last 24 hrs <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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This is too funny. It's just fodder for my friends' various theories as to why I'm so high-strung. One thinks I'm B12 deficient, and the other thinks I'm sexually frustrated. On an impulse, I emailed the article to Taylor. He'll either find it very funny or get really scared and avoid me for a few days. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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haha, that is funny.. I like Majake's pick up line, I might have to borrow it one of these days <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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I don't know about that. I had a vegetarian ex-GF who had a little more bouquet in her cho-cha than my omni GFs.<br><br><br><br>
Also, for the guys, two words...<br><br><br><br>
Pinapple juice.
 

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i can see women using it as an excuse to get their omni men to go veg. *ponders*
 

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What does *ponders* mean?<br><br><br><br>
I hope every one realises there are several errors about B12 in that article.
 

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Right or wrong, I used that argument (among others) to help sway my bf to become a vegetarian. It has been my personal experience that vegetarians do taste better. Especially those who eat a lot of fruit, like raspberries. Those who smoke, eat a lot of meat and dairy, and who drink a lot, taste the worst. It's like a bitter mustard.<br><br>
I really can't comment on the B12 assertions because I've never heard that before. What do you know about it 1Vegan?
 

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In addition to B-12 you'll also get potassium, zinc, citric acid, fructose, phosphorylcholine, spermine, free amino acids, prostaglandins and enzymes (Protects the sperm).<br><br><br><br>
Although, if you think about it, it's kind of disgusting. Being that semen is also made from secretions of the Littre and Cowper's glands, ampullae of the vas, epididymis, vas deferens, and seminal vesicle - from low urinary tract. (I think the prostate to)<br><br><br><br>
On another note what's produced in the seminal vesicle is the sweet stuff (high fructose).<br><br><br><br>
Not to mention the increased risk of STD's, if your swallowing.<br><br><br><br>
Did I gross anyone out? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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Ewww.<br><br><br><br>
I know many people who claim that vegetarians taste better.<br><br>
Gross sharing moment, on a similar vein:<br><br><br><br>
Avalon accidentally passes wind (for the first and last time in her life, I swear!). BF says: "Oh for cryin' out loud. Frikkin' vegetarians! It isn't even unpleasant!! Christ, you fart and people around you stop and say "Heyyyyy, who's baking muffins??"- I FART, and people say "OMG! Did someone discover a carcass??!!"<br><br><br><br>
heh.<br><br>
I say again: Ewww.
 

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<div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block"><i>Originally posted by Marumm</i><br><br><b>I don't know about that. I had a vegetarian ex-GF who had a little more bouquet in her cho-cha than my omni GFs.<br><br><br><br>
Also, for the guys, two words...<br><br><br><br>
Pinapple juice.</b></div>
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I've actually found this as well Marumm in some women. Maybe genetics has something to do with it? I have no idea.
 

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1vegan,<br><br>
Let me guess... that b12 isn't absorbable?<br><br><br><br>
I've certainly noticed a difference in smell among people. One family I grew up around always showered and such, but every member of their family had this decidedly bad smell to me. I noticed that when I was 8, and my family and I were picking up some members of that family to go somewhere else. The smell filled the car, and since then, I've not seen them the same way. I don't know if it was an inherited characteristic of them or the food they all ate. I don't want to sound racist because I'm not, but their dad is a full-blooded Cherokee. Could there be inherited scents associated with native american ancestry that might have smelled bad to an 8 year old of European descent? But that question is rather off topic, so I'll shut up.
 

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Truth revealed:<br><br>
Why does a male dog mount and hump a human female leg, thrusting his pelvis as if in the act of copulation? It's not because he smells your puppy, ladies. It's because he smells your very own pheromones which trigger a genetically pre-determined fixed action pattern in Fido's brain.<br><br>
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Bull****.<br><br><br><br>
Male dogs mount my very male leg with the same frequency as they mount female legs. When I was about 20 years old, me and my friends thought this would be a great party game, to see who or what the family dog would hump with what frequency, when we had a group of about 4 men and 4 women. Our conclusion? The dog just liked legs. It didn't care what sex they were. It humped inanimate objects too, if you wiggled them a little bit to attract its attention.
 

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<div class="quote-block"><i>Originally posted by 1vegan</i><br><br><b>I hope every one realises there are several errors about B12 in that article.</b></div>
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Please point them out to us, 1vegan. Misinformation should not go unchallenged.
 

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"Deer<br><br>
know when meat-eating humans walk into the woods. Vegans<br><br>
have a way with denizens of the forest. Vegans do not eat<br><br>
other living creatures. Deer can tell by human smells. So<br><br>
can dogs and other mammals possessing keener olfactory<br><br>
senses than humans.'"<br><br><br><br>
Mr not-milk is such a crock.<br><br><br><br>
Deer run away from me, the same way they run away from flesh-eating humans, and I am vegan as vegan can be.<br><br><br><br>
"I can smell butter people. I am<br><br>
amazed at the number of people calling themselves vegan who<br><br>
are actually dairy users. I can smell the aftermath of pizza<br><br>
24 hours after a vegan eats one by his or her offensive<br><br>
odor. The mozzarella turns rancid from within. Its smell<br><br>
lingers on a user's breath. "<br><br><br><br>
Well, I am skeptical of mr not-milk's claim. I know I can't tell vegans from non-vegans by their smell.
 

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Actually, dogs "mount" things as a sign of dominance...nothing more nothing less (male AND female dogs do this). The only way it is sexual is if the female dog is "in heat" and the male dog smells it. Period. lol...soilman, that dog must be a nightmare.
 
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