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Interesting read - I wonder if he's on to something?


http://www.notmilk.com/vitaminb12.html

Vitamin B-12, Sex & Internal Secretions

Warning to my readers:

Today's column contains explicit sexual themes. If you

embarrass easily, or if your religious, moral, or ethical

beliefs prevent you from reading material of a sexual

nature, please, read no more. In today's commentary, I

discuss the science of sex in as dignified and delightful a

manner as I am able, sometimes using a bit of humor, but

continuously recognizing that such concepts may be offensive

to some people, so please, if you find such discussion

inappropriate, stop reading immediately. If you are easily

offended by material of a sexual nature, please exercise the

use of your delete button now.

Without embarrassment, this is a subject that needs to be

discussed. I am past the point of being disgusted by know-

it-all vegetarian and vegan nutritionists and dieticians who

believe that one must take artificial supplements derived

from cow intestines, containing Vitamin B-12 in order to

maintain good health. The fact that vegans have B-12 in

their bloodstreams is evidence enough that we're somehow

obtaining it. Low dose, high dose, it really doesn't matter.

Fact is that we need just a few micrograms of B-12, and a

five-year supply is stored in the average human liver. That

fact alone negates the scare tactics of those who criticize

the pure vegan diet, or dispense supplements as a part of

their self-sustaining practices.

Vegan blood contains some B-12. In that, there is no debate.

Vegan semen and vaginal secretions contain many times more

Vitamin B-12 than does human blood.

The solution? Make love. Enjoy oral sex. The ingestion of

sexual body secretions from your lover will insure good

health for you.

In addition to the usual frogs, snails, and puppy dogs

tails, what are little boys made of? What exactly is in

semen?

Ten percent of semen consists of sperm cells, up to 500

million per ejaculate. It takes only one sperm cell to

fertilize an egg. I often wonder why the other 499,999 are

necessary.

What constitutes the other 90% of semen? In addition to

enormous amounts of vitamins, enzymes, and amino acids,

semen contains up to 20 times the level of Vitamin B-12 as

does human blood serum. Vaginal fluids contain a similar

makeup, rich in B-12.

Scientists knew this nearly 20 years ago, but had no

socially-tactful way to transmit this information to the lay

person. (Yeah, I know, you love my use of the English

language).

As early as March of 1984, Carmel Bernstein and a team of

investigators published evidence in the Journal of Clinical

Investigations (73;3, Vitamin B-12 in human seminal plasma)

revealing that blood has one-tenth the amount of B-12 as

does male semen.

Eight years later, the Scandanavian Journal of Clinical

Laboratory Investigations (Hansen, 1992 Nov;52(7):647-52)

determined that B-12 levels in human semen run as high as 20

times that of blood. Similar amounts of B-12 have been found

in vaginal secretions.

Second and final warning. For those of you unwilling or

unable to discuss or partake in the loving art of

cunnilingus or fellatio, read no more. What follows is

descriptive.

Many people have an aversion to oral sex because of the

taste or smell. Can that often be justified? Absolutely.

Long ago, in the days before artificial modern-day perfumes

and deodorants were used to mask human odors, people enjoyed

body smells. Don Juan would keep handkerchiefs under his

armpits and wave them in front of ladies' noses. That action

was designed to bring them to arousal from his own natural

essences and bouquet which contained pheromones, chemicals

containing natural sexual messengers that communicate

instinctual feelings shared by all mammals. Truth revealed:

Why does a male dog mount and hump a human female leg,

thrusting his pelvis as if in the act of copulation? It's

not because he smells your puppy, ladies. It's because he

smells your very own pheromones which trigger a genetically

pre-determined fixed action pattern in Fido's brain.

On to the olfactory bouquet from your own essences.

Dairy farmers know that if their cows eat onions or garlic

less than 30 minutes before milking, those powerfully

offensive smells will be included in their body secretions

which are then transmitted to their milk. A similar event

occurs with human body fluids. You are what you eat. Deer

know when meat-eating humans walk into the woods. Vegans

have a way with denizens of the forest. Vegans do not eat

other living creatures. Deer can tell by human smells. So

can dogs and other mammals possessing keener olfactory

senses than humans.

For many years, non dairy-using Japanese people called

Americans "butter-people," for the rancid smell that would

seep out of our pores. I can smell butter people. I am

amazed at the number of people calling themselves vegan who

are actually dairy users. I can smell the aftermath of pizza

24 hours after a vegan eats one by his or her offensive

odor. The mozzarella turns rancid from within. Its smell

lingers on a user's breath. Milk the cow and get the garlic

or onion milk. Milk the human and get Kentucky-fried chicken

essence.

Humans who eat meat ingest large amounts of sulfur-based

amino acids. That is one of the qualities of meat protein.

The sulfur becomes a part of their own smell and taste. Eat

large amounts of methionine and you'll taste quite rancid.

I have met many vegans who relate anecdotal evidence of how

other vegans make better lovers because they "taste better."

Where are Masters and Johnson when you need them? The good

that comes from this column will result in two lovers

enjoying a large meal of fresh pineapple before their next

bout of foreplay. Gourmets and epicurians of the world,

unite. Your next dose of love will contain the best vitamin

pill in the world. Was it Mary Poppins who sang, "Just a

spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down"?

Remember, for B-12, make love, and do so with good taste.
 

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This is too funny. It's just fodder for my friends' various theories as to why I'm so high-strung. One thinks I'm B12 deficient, and the other thinks I'm sexually frustrated. On an impulse, I emailed the article to Taylor. He'll either find it very funny or get really scared and avoid me for a few days.
 

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i can see women using it as an excuse to get their omni men to go veg. *ponders*
 

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Right or wrong, I used that argument (among others) to help sway my bf to become a vegetarian. It has been my personal experience that vegetarians do taste better. Especially those who eat a lot of fruit, like raspberries. Those who smoke, eat a lot of meat and dairy, and who drink a lot, taste the worst. It's like a bitter mustard.

I really can't comment on the B12 assertions because I've never heard that before. What do you know about it 1Vegan?
 

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In addition to B-12 you'll also get potassium, zinc, citric acid, fructose, phosphorylcholine, spermine, free amino acids, prostaglandins and enzymes (Protects the sperm).

Although, if you think about it, it's kind of disgusting. Being that semen is also made from secretions of the Littre and Cowper's glands, ampullae of the vas, epididymis, vas deferens, and seminal vesicle - from low urinary tract. (I think the prostate to)

On another note what's produced in the seminal vesicle is the sweet stuff (high fructose).

Not to mention the increased risk of STD's, if your swallowing.

Did I gross anyone out?
 

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Ewww.

I know many people who claim that vegetarians taste better.

Gross sharing moment, on a similar vein:

Avalon accidentally passes wind (for the first and last time in her life, I swear!). BF says: "Oh for cryin' out loud. Frikkin' vegetarians! It isn't even unpleasant!! Christ, you fart and people around you stop and say "Heyyyyy, who's baking muffins??"- I FART, and people say "OMG! Did someone discover a carcass??!!"

heh.

I say again: Ewww.
 

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Originally posted by Marumm

I don't know about that. I had a vegetarian ex-GF who had a little more bouquet in her cho-cha than my omni GFs.

Also, for the guys, two words...

Pinapple juice.
I've actually found this as well Marumm in some women. Maybe genetics has something to do with it? I have no idea.
 

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1vegan,

Let me guess... that b12 isn't absorbable?

I've certainly noticed a difference in smell among people. One family I grew up around always showered and such, but every member of their family had this decidedly bad smell to me. I noticed that when I was 8, and my family and I were picking up some members of that family to go somewhere else. The smell filled the car, and since then, I've not seen them the same way. I don't know if it was an inherited characteristic of them or the food they all ate. I don't want to sound racist because I'm not, but their dad is a full-blooded Cherokee. Could there be inherited scents associated with native american ancestry that might have smelled bad to an 8 year old of European descent? But that question is rather off topic, so I'll shut up.
 

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Truth revealed:

Why does a male dog mount and hump a human female leg, thrusting his pelvis as if in the act of copulation? It's not because he smells your puppy, ladies. It's because he smells your very own pheromones which trigger a genetically pre-determined fixed action pattern in Fido's brain.

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Bull****.

Male dogs mount my very male leg with the same frequency as they mount female legs. When I was about 20 years old, me and my friends thought this would be a great party game, to see who or what the family dog would hump with what frequency, when we had a group of about 4 men and 4 women. Our conclusion? The dog just liked legs. It didn't care what sex they were. It humped inanimate objects too, if you wiggled them a little bit to attract its attention.
 

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"Deer

know when meat-eating humans walk into the woods. Vegans

have a way with denizens of the forest. Vegans do not eat

other living creatures. Deer can tell by human smells. So

can dogs and other mammals possessing keener olfactory

senses than humans.'"

Mr not-milk is such a crock.

Deer run away from me, the same way they run away from flesh-eating humans, and I am vegan as vegan can be.

"I can smell butter people. I am

amazed at the number of people calling themselves vegan who

are actually dairy users. I can smell the aftermath of pizza

24 hours after a vegan eats one by his or her offensive

odor. The mozzarella turns rancid from within. Its smell

lingers on a user's breath. "

Well, I am skeptical of mr not-milk's claim. I know I can't tell vegans from non-vegans by their smell.
 

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Actually, dogs "mount" things as a sign of dominance...nothing more nothing less (male AND female dogs do this). The only way it is sexual is if the female dog is "in heat" and the male dog smells it. Period. lol...soilman, that dog must be a nightmare.
 
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