Vegan Better Than Sex Cake

Michael · Oct 13, 2004

Vegan Better Than Sex Cake by Flower 
Category: Desserts - Cakes 
This recipe is suitable for a: vegetarian/vegan diet. 
Ingredients: 
----------------------------------------------------- 
Cake: 
1 package vegan yellow cake mix 
2/3 cup oil 
4 egg substitutes 
11 oz. can mandarin oranges 
Frosting: 
8 oz. Hip Whip 
1 package vegan instant vanilla pudding 
8 oz. can crushed pineapple 
Instructions: 
----------------------------------------------------- 
Mix cake ingredients together. Do not drain the oranges (the juice needs to be in the cake or it turns out very dry). Pour into greased 9x13 pan and bake at 350 degrees for 35 minutes. 
Mix pineapple with the dry pudding mix (do not drain any of the juice from the pineapple!). Fold in the Hip Whip. Put on cake when it's cool. 
Additional comments: 
----------------------------------------------------- 
For a printable version of this recipe click the post # in the upper right hand corner. 
You can rate this recipe using the drop-down menu in the upper right hand corner.

TreeManEarthSteward · Oct 13, 2004

lol, if we eat this, virgins among us are no longer right? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="

">

Tash · Oct 13, 2004

I never understood the name of those cakes...People must not be doing it right or somethin'............*L*

CharityAJO · Feb 26, 2005

I think I'll have this cake and sex. 
But anyway... I'm gonna try it! Mebbe with some coconut, too.

mysteriouspoet · Feb 26, 2005

<div class="quote-container">Quote:
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by Tash <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a> 
I never understood the name of those cakes...People must not be doing it right or somethin'............*L*</div>
</div>
 
Or perhaps not at all, ever think of it?

beforewisdom · Feb 26, 2005

<div class="quote-container">Quote:
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by VA~goth~UK <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a> 
lol, if we eat this, virgins among us are no longer right? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="

"></div>
</div>
 
No more Yoda for you until your syntax straightens out young man.

Brandon · Feb 26, 2005

<div class="quote-container">Quote:
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by beforewisdom <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a> 
No more Yoda for you until your syntax straightens out young man.</div>
</div>
 <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/laugh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":lol:"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/thumbsup.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":up:"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/rockon.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":rockon:">

beforewisdom · Feb 26, 2005

<div class="quote-container">Quote:
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by CharityAJO <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a> 
I think I'll have this cake and sex. 
But anyway... I'm gonna try it! Mebbe with some coconut, too.</div>
</div>
 
Don't go swimming until 15 min after you have had your cake.

Marie · Feb 27, 2005

<div class="quote-container">Quote:
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by Tash <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a> 
I never understood the name of those cakes...People must not be doing it right or somethin'............*L*</div>
</div>
 
Hehe.. I agree. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/tongue3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="

">

Tofu-N-Sprouts · Feb 27, 2005

<div class="quote-container">Quote:
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by Tash <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a> 
I never understood the name of those cakes...People must not be doing it right or somethin'............*L*</div>
</div>
 
Does make ya wonder... I mean cake is good and all... but COME ON PEOPLE!! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/dizzy2.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":dizzy:">

Foxy · Feb 27, 2005

NOTHING is better than VEGAN <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/kiss.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":kiss:"> SEX! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/yes.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":yes:"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/kiss2.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":trick:">

meatless · Feb 27, 2005

Kreeli's chocolate cake comes pretty damn close to being better than sex.

Walter · Feb 27, 2005

Oh man, I still haven't tried Kreeli's cake!

meatless · Feb 27, 2005

<div class="quote-container">Quote:
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by mikie <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a> 
Oh man, I still haven't tried Kreeli's cake!</div>
</div>
 
well you'd better get your act together, mister! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/whip.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":whip:">

herbivorous · Mar 7, 2005

<div class="quote-container">Quote:
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by Foxy <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a> 
NOTHING is better than VEGAN <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/kiss.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":kiss:"> SEX! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/yes.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":yes:"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/kiss2.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":trick:"></div>
</div>
 
I couldn't agree more passionately with you. I love being vegan and having wonderous sex with another vegan. It shouldn't be any other way. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/carrot.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":vebo:">

colorful · Mar 7, 2005

What is Hip Whip? Where does one buy it?

down_to_earth · Jun 10, 2005

Only once in our four years of marriage have I told my husband that what I was eating was almost better than sex. Every summer, during the week of the Fourth of July my husband and I go to a small, privat Lake Erie, Ohio town. In the town there is a restaurant that sells homemeade donuts--They're still fried. It's about the only fried thing I still eat. At my earliest opportunity last summer, I rushed to the take out window. (I think the donuts are still only $.50 and the coffee, also good, $1; I spend $2-2.50 a day on breakfast there.) Not only was it yummy (I start craving them again about the last week of JUne), but I told my husband that it was almost better than our wedding night. He was mildly amused. He he. 
Overall, though, in the past (almost) four years (our anniversary is June 23), I've never found anything that's better than sex. 
I'm going to try this cake, though. 
Laura

Purp · Sep 20, 2009

I read the recipe, and I'm sure it's good, but how can a cake that isn't chocolate be better then sex??

Blobbenstein · Sep 20, 2009

wouldn't this sort of sex get a bit messy?

froggythefrog · Sep 20, 2009

The title of this cake doesn't make me want cake...

Vegan Better Than Sex Cake

Administrator

Registered

Registered

Registered

Banned

Registered

Registered

Registered

Registered

Registered

Registered

Registered

Registered

Registered

Registered

Registered

Registered

Registered

...

Registered