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It's time for this week's interview of <span style="color:#800080;"><span style="font-size:large;">Snowcone</span></span>!! This interview will run until Tuesday, April 27.<br><br>
The rules, once again:<br>
-The interviewee can skip any questions he doesn't want to answer<br>
-Please ask only a few questions at a time so lots of people have the opportunity to participate, and the interviewee does not get overwhelmed.<br>
-The interview thread is not meant to be a debate thread. You are welcome to ask questions about the person's view on religion/politics/anything controversial, but you are not allowed to argue with them.<br>
-At the end of the week, Snowcone will pick the next interviewee from those who participated in his thread. So, if you would like to be interviewed in the future, ask lots of questions!<br><br>
Here's some basic information to get you started:<br><br><b>-Real first name:</b> Alex<br><b>-Age:</b> 24<br><b>-Sex/Gender Identity:</b> Male<br><b>-Relationship status:</b> Single; not looking<br><b>-Location (as specific as you are comfortable being):</b> The more unremarkable locales of California<br><b>-Religious beliefs (or lack thereof):</b> Atheist<br><b>-Political leanings:</b> Super Liberal<br><b>-Are you a vegetarian or vegan (or something else)?</b> Vegan<br><b>-What is the meaning behind your username?</b> I once battled a yeti in Tibet. I would have perished, but luckily, the yeti ran himself through with a frozen-over construction cone literally inches from my cowering hide. My username is a monument to the cone's honor. Well, either that or I just like snow cones a lot.<br><b>-Have you ever met anyone famous?</b>Chuck Norris. A jerk, imo<br><b>-Do you live with any companion animals?</b> One rabbit. Haberdashery is his name. Pope Bunnyface XVIII or Habbers for short.<br><b>-Do you live with any companion humans?</b> I live in a bizarre arrangement with six family members in a dilapidated three bedroom house. I luckily have my own room.<br><b>-Where is your favorite place that you have visited?</b> Reno, Nevada. I've never traveled much.<br><b>-What do you enjoy most about being veg*n?</b> For once I know doing the right thing in regards to an issue. Not just the more preferable decision, but the CORRECT decision.<br><b>-With whom would you most love to have dinner?</b> Nicholas Cage, provided he's bound and gagged. I want to tell him exactly how much of a turd his movies are, particularly Con Air.<br><b>-Do you have any secret talents?</b> I'm can make myself look incredibly pathetic to the point where the person bothering me is likely to lose interest.<br><b>-What dish/recipe can you make that knocks people's socks off?</b> I make a mean enchilada.<br><b>-What's your favorite restaurant?</b> Don't really have one, honestly.<br><b>-What do you do to cheer yourself up when you're feeling blue?</b>Try to forget my problems by any means necessary. It's not very effective.<br><b>-What's your biggest cooking/baking disaster?</b> Off the top of my head, I once tried to make sweet and sour potatoes and asparagus. Never again.<br><b>-What's the one food/product, that you'd love to "veg*nize"?</b> A good steak.
 

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Is Bigfoot real? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/tongue3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":p">
 

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What is your favorite type of shark?<br><br>
Narwhals or unicorns: which one is superior?<br><br>
Do you go to school or work?
 

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How much will you hate me if I tell you that I have interacted with a shark in the wild?<br><br>
Are you as much of a jester IRL as you are on VB?<br><br>
Are you available for adoption?
 

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Have you ever had an IQ test? If so, did you deliberately attempt to manipulate the results with absurd answers?<br><br>
When are you happiest?<br><br>
Have you ever had a professional massage? What do you think of massage?<br><br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
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Are you available for adoption?</div>
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Ooh, that's the most coveted question!
 

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If you could travel space and time, but only once, what event would you choose to witness?<br><br>
Also, your posts <i>always</i> make me laugh. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)">
 

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If you could execute the perfect crime just once, what would it be?<br><br>
Would it be a nice surprise for someone to organize some sort of swimming with sharks and would you prefer a cage for protection?<br><br>
What nicknames has Habbers chosen for you?
 

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Why aren't you chained to your computer so that you can answer questions as soon as they're posed? It would be the polite thing to do.
 

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Aw, now who's gonna ask you all the best questions?
 

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How exactly do you make this "mean enchilada" of yours?
 

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1. Why is everyone asking you all these shark questions? what gives?<br><br>
2. Do you have any weird habbits??<br><br>
3. Do you secretly wish you were Nick Cage??<br><br>
4. Do you have a weird chair you like to sit in and take pics of yourself?
 

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If Bigfoot had a pet shark, what would its name be?<br><br>
If sharks are so great, why is there no shark constellation?<br><br>
Do you have a rubber sharkie that you play with in the bath tub?
 

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What is the square root of 45,43432?<br><br>
Do you have an accent?<br><br>
What is your favorite word or phrase to blurt out at the most inappropriate times?<br><br>
Are you double jointed?
 

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Tribbles or troubles?<br><br>
Is there a photo of you floating around somewhere on VB?<br><br>
Do photos ever float? Why or why not?
 

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Zeus, Jupiter or Wotan?<br><br>
Squares, triangles or circles?<br><br>
Han Solo or Luke Skywalker?<br><br>
Princess Leah or Ann Curry?
 

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<div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>dormouse</strong> <a href="/forum/post/2871656"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
Oh my goodness, Snowcone is going to log on and then just flee from the thread.</div>
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Maybe that's the point. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/tongue3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":p">
 

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<div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Scorpius</strong> <a href="/forum/post/2871438"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
What is your favorite type of shark?<br><br>
Narwhals or unicorns: which one is superior?<br><br>
Do you go to school or work?</div>
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Shortfin Mako.<br><br>
Narwhals. Everyone knows that unicorns are crotch-sniffing perverts.<br><br>
School.<br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>mlp</strong> <a href="/forum/post/2871448"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
How much will you hate me if I tell you that I have interacted with a shark in the wild?<br><br>
Are you as much of a jester IRL as you are on VB?<br><br>
Are you available for adoption?</div>
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Hate? That pretty much makes you an honorary shark. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smitten.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":smitten:"><br><br>
Only if I don't hate the people nearby. This shark don't swim for just anyone.<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/veryangry.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":grr:"><br><br>
I do have a low interest rent to own program. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/tongue3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":p"><br><br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>*AHIMSA*</strong> <a href="/forum/post/2871472"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
Have you ever had an IQ test? If so, did you deliberately attempt to manipulate the results with absurd answers?<br><br>
When are you happiest?<br><br>
Have you ever had a professional massage? What do you think of massage?<br><br>
Ooh, that's the most coveted question!</div>
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I did that in the first grade. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/wink3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=";)"><br><br>
When I can be myself in public.<br><br>
Never had a massage.<br><br>
See above.<br><br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>reneeannem</strong> <a href="/forum/post/2871477"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
If you could travel space and time, but only once, what event would you choose to witness?<br><br>
Also, your posts <i>always</i> make me laugh. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)"></div>
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The cosmic battle between Ecco, god of dolphins vs. Jaws, the beloved king of the sea of stars. The ensuing chaos brought about existence as we know it.<br><br>
Thanks. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/tongue3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":p"><br><br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>AspireToInspire</strong> <a href="/forum/post/2871506"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
If you could execute the perfect crime just once, what would it be?<br><br>
Would it be a nice surprise for someone to organize some sort of swimming with sharks and would you prefer a cage for protection?<br><br>
What nicknames has Habbers chosen for you?</div>
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Send the world's politicians to the cornfield.<br><br>
yes, I'd love that. Protection? Have you heard my catchphrase? I need no protection. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/veryangry.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":grr:"><br><br>
"*thump*" and "*grunt*"<br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>mlp</strong> <a href="/forum/post/2871509"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
Why aren't you chained to your computer so that you can answer questions as soon as they're posed? It would be the polite thing to do.</div>
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The only way a chain could keep me in one place would be if it were coated with hummus.<br><br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>SomebodyElse</strong> <a href="/forum/post/2871513"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
Aw, now who's gonna ask you all the best questions?</div>
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A spambot selling iphones, obviously.<br><br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Hazelnut</strong> <a href="/forum/post/2871587"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
How exactly do you make this "mean enchilada" of yours?</div>
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I shove it a few times, and then I insult its mother. Occasionally though, I accidentally just make a depressed enchilada.<br><br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Floridaisa</strong> <a href="/forum/post/2871594"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
1. Why is everyone asking you all these shark questions? what gives?<br><br>
2. Do you have any weird habbits??<br><br>
3. Do you secretly wish you were Nick Cage??<br><br>
4. Do you have a weird chair you like to sit in and take pics of yourself?</div>
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Because you touch yo...nevermind. Santa gives.<br><br>
I like sliding on wood floors in my socks. Sometimes I get the urge to gnaw on wood furniture, but I abstain.<br><br>
No. Your mom does.<br><br>
Why you gotta bring up old stuff?<br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>mlp</strong> <a href="/forum/post/2871613"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
If Bigfoot had a pet shark, what would its name be?<br><br>
If sharks are so great, why is there no shark constellation?<br><br>
Do you have a rubber sharkie that you play with in the bath tub?</div>
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Sharksquatch, who swims through the trees!<br><br>
Because constellations are for racists.<br><br>
No. I tend to play the role of the shark, while I menace the toy boats I bring with me.<br><br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Digger</strong> <a href="/forum/post/2871432"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
Is Bigfoot real? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/tongue3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":p"></div>
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Sure I believe in Bigfoot, but he's just Elvis in a furry suit!
 

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What is the best color of snowcone?<br><br>
What's the best place to eat a snowcone?<br><br>
Do you prefer them literally in a paper cone, or can you take them in a styrofoam cup?
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Snowcone</strong> <a href="/forum/post/2871665"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
I do have a low interest rent to own program. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/tongue3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":p"></div>
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I've got dibs!
 
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