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1. elect to public office<br><br>
2. realistic Halloween decoration<br><br>
3. coffee table - requires a stack of 2 or 3<br><br>
4. extra weight in back of 4WD vehicle for off-roading<br><br>
5. target for bow and arrow practice<br><br>
6. set up as blind date for your ex
 

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The ribcage makes a good backpack.<br><br>
You can practice scenes from Weekend at Bernies.<br><br>
You can learn human anatomy.
 

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second person needed in the car for driving in the carpool lanes<br><br>
dance partner when auditioning for television dance competitions<br><br>
lots of use at the college or university - propped in the chair in the dean's office or in the roommate's bed as a fraternity prank<br>
also left in the visiting team's locker room or in their mascot costume during the Big Homecoming Game
 

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They make excellent VB administrators.
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>capstan</strong> <a href="/forum/post/2848882"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
they make excellent vb administrators.</div>
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score!!!!!
 

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Zombies Beware! There's this survival manual out that shows you exactly how to butcher and prepare meals out of human flesh. It totally grossed me out when I first saw it at a book show.
 

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This is quite an interesting thread to find on a vegetarian forum.
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Scorpius</strong> <a href="/forum/post/2849183"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
This is quite an interesting thread to find on a vegetarian forum.</div>
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Why? The dead people discussed here obviously ate nothing but McDonald's crap and died of unnatural causes. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/tongue3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":p">
 

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I hear they make good doorstops!
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Snowcone</strong> <a href="/forum/post/2849333"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
I hear they make good doorstops!</div>
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or doorsteps.
 

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I like to poke 'em with a stick.
 

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They belong in the Compost Heap. And s does this thread.
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Capstan</strong> <a href="/forum/post/2849337"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
They belong in the Compost Heap. And so does this thread.</div>
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But there's no debate...or is there? I say that it DOESN'T belong in the compost heap and it's both selfish and unethical to believe it does.<br><br>
Edit: The corpse. I don't care about the thread.
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Vegan Wannabe</strong> <a href="/forum/post/2849336"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
I like to poke 'em with a stick.</div>
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or with.... I'm going too far. that's a whole nother thread.
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>unovegan</strong> <a href="/forum/post/2849342"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
or with.... I'm going too far. that's a whole nother thread.</div>
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...a broom handle? Is there a compulsive sweepers thread?
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Snowcone</strong> <a href="/forum/post/2849341"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
But there's no debate...or is there? I say that it DOESN'T belong in the compost heap and it's both selfish and unethical to believe it does.<br><br>
Edit: The corpse. I don't care about the thread.</div>
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This is an unpopular opinion!!!
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Vegan Wannabe</strong> <a href="/forum/post/2849351"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
...a broom handle? Is there a compulsive sweepers thread?</div>
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of course this is what i was gonna say.<br><br>
how about a cow prod? would put the animal industry out of business...<br><br>
There should be a compulsive sweepers thread.
 

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This is an unpopular opinion!!!</div>
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You're an unpopular opinion!!11! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/furious.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":furious:">
 

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You're an unpopular opinion!!11! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/furious.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":furious:"></div>
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Best post of the day.
 

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Use it as ammo for a catapult<br><br>
Throw it off an overpass and scare drivers<br><br>
Get a taxidermist to turn it into a coat rack
 
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