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Mash them into a thick sauce and use it as a prop in a feminist play about menstruation.
 

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Puree them with aloe vera gel and use as vomit in a play about Lindsey Lohan's life.
 

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Offer them as bra fillers for mastectomy patients.

send the tainted ones to your omni mother-in-law the next time she sends you Omaha Steaks for Christmas
 

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Add meat to them.
<-----sad tomato
 

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Make nipple pasties out of the skins - although you may find that's more uncommon than unpopular.
 

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Let them sit in the refrigerator until they go brown.
 
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