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It's a sad sad tale...

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It was the third of July and the weather was fine

Ed brought the hot dogs, the croquet set was mine

But the red ball was missing and three mallets were bent

Ed suggested lawn darts so to K-Mart we went

We looked by the yard games, we looked by the grills

But we couldn't find lawn darts come high water or hills

We talked to the sales clerk and she started to cry

She said "They're off the shelves now," and she told us both why:

A kid was pegged in the head with a lawn dart

Her dad didn't see 'er, that's the worst part;

A kid was pegged in the head with a lawn dart

So they're now off the shelves at the K-Mart

Well we both felt so bad that we gave up the search

Ed went to bed, and I went to church

And now we never grill hot dogs, and we don't play yard games

Since we heard that sad story things just aren't the same

Pegged in the head with a lawn dart (lawn dart!)

Her dad didn't see 'er, that's the worst part;

Pegged in the head with a lawn dart

So they're now off the shelves at the K-Mart
 

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I just bought a set of lawn darts last year at a yard sale. I had em when I was ...oh...4 or 5. They are great toys. Besides, idiot rednecks are still allowed to play with guns, so I will continue to play with my lawn darts.
 

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I remember playing with those SkyDancer thingies at friends' houses. It wasn't allowed in my parents' house, but then, neither were a lot of other things, like movies rated PG-13.
 
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