Got this in an email:
To my darling husband,
Before you return from your trip overseas I just want to let you know
about the small accident I had with the pick up truck.
Fortunately it was not too bad and I really didn't get
hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I
accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The
garage door is slightly bent but fortunately the pickup came to a halt
when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted soul you
will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my
sweetheart. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
I am enclosing a picture for you.
Your loving wife.
XXX 00 XXX
P.S. Your girlfriend called.