[Skylark]

Skylark is in a wacky mood tonight, so she is creating a thread dedicated solely to the use of the third person verb tense. Posts can be about whatever, but Skylark wants to see how long VBers can post in the third person without breaking into second or first person.

Does Skylark think this is nuts? Quite possibly, but since when does that matter to her?

 

[Tame]

Hush. The Tame One finds you disturbing.

 

[Skylark]

Skylark thinks Tame just want to spoil her fun.

Let the Third Personing continue.

 

[stonecrest]

hi. i am an idiot. point and laugh at me.

 

[Skylark]

Eh? Skylark thinks that's third person. Perhaps Skylark has been miseducated.

 

[Tame]

Tame failed english? Unpossible!

 

[Skylark]

Tame should not fear, for Skylark is a paid English writing tutor. Perhaps Tame and Skylark could work out a trade, since their skills seem to be in different areas. English for stats? Skylark did receive an A on her last stats test, and she is pleased.

Skylark finds English miseducation unlikely but admits the possibility.

 

[Seadolphin]

Seadolphin finds this thread amusing

 

[GhostUser]

Herself would like to give a third person quote from Space Ghost Coast to Coast...spoken from Space Ghost's perspective of course.

"Space Ghost is glad that Beck feels this way."

 

[Skylark]

Skylark is glad that SeaDolphin and hopefully others find this thread amusing. VBers, too, need diversion.

 

[ObsidianZebra]

Obsidian Zebra does not find it difficult to speak in "third person" as ObsidianZebra is merely one persona of many of this lady for whom she speaks for. Allow ObsidianZebra to introduce another of her personas - perhaps her most popular and well known persona at that - Sylvrhawk

Sylvrhawk waves hello

ObsidianZebra would also like to insist that her lady is not completely insane... only a little

 

[Skylark]

Skylark thinks OZ and the other personas sound perfectly normal.

 

[Max Power]

Mex Welcomes everyone to his world.

 

[Skylark]

Max Power's world? Skylark thought that this was her thread, and therefore her world. Just kidding. Skylark will share.

 

[Max Power]

Skylark doesn't own third person perspective, so she should quit acting like Skylark does! You talking doesn't, Max is.

 

[luckiecharms]

Luckiecharms thinks that she will start talking in 3rd person from now on.

 

[Skylark]

Skylark is sorry she got on Max's bad side. She realizes she doesn't own the third person perspective; she was just trying to be funny. As usual, she didn't succeed. Skylark also did not understand Max's last sentence of his most recent post.

Luckiecharms can talk with Skylark in the third person the next time she sees her on AIM, if she likes.

 

[luckiecharms]

Luckiecharms was just on Aim and Skylark along with everyone else was not on.

 

[Skylark]

Skylark is not on AIM presently because she knows any second now she will be called upon to do kitchen cleanup. BTW, Skylark was rereading some old threads, and she came upon the thread in which Kerouac introed herself. Skylark laughed while reading that thread because the posters there (IRP, Kerouac, and others) apparently had some great fun also talking in the third person.

 

[Max Power]

Quote:

Originally posted by skylark

Skylark is sorry she got on Max's bad side. She realizes she doesn't own the third person perspective; she was just trying to be funny. As usual, she didn't succeed. Skylark also did not understand Max's last sentence of his most recent post.

All jokes. There is no spoon. Just bad allusions to Aqua Teens and Caddyshack.