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Bling-Bling MRB's in the house,

she joins in along with that friggin' mouse!

Ya needs to feel the net in some way

Don't cha worry, MRB's gonna save the day!
 

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See if you like this one:

VP's keepin' the Board in check,

For it's the truth that's real.

Yo! Some say what the heck,

The Princess says what's the deal!

 

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Big as a house and as strong as a bear,

Bank walks the walk now without any hair.

Staying always in rhythm, and always in tune,

He's especially drawn to Ruthie's bare behind moon.

Loaded with lead and a rocker with slugs,

Doin' his best now without too many drugs.

Remembering Hendrix and Janis all live,

He ponders and chuckles at this adolescent jive.

His life has developed into an organized battle,

He sure didn't plan it; once thought he'd raise cattle.

His clients are broke, they just live for a toke,

They come running to him when they start with the coke.

He now tries to avoid the red meat and the scallop,

But when it comes to his coffee cream, well, ok, just a dollop.

When the dogs start to howl and the sky turns to black,

Chances are Bank's about, ladies, unlock the door at the back . . .

 
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