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It's time to write the VB Board theme song - old school hip-hop style!

I'll kick it off, all y'all need to put in your own verse. If you fail to do so, I reserve the right to put in a verse for you. 2-4 lines will be sufficient. Try not to hog it up.


The Pimp of the board, just call me Tame

I make the board smoke when I throw a flame

Firin' up, burnin' up, I keep it hot,

Mami shake it up as I rock the spot...


Next.


<<Certain members would be advised to particpate, as I have verses prepared for you. >>
 

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Max rockin' power like William Gates

no beef with the V' but I got what it takes

to talk that game that I talk so strong

So peep Tame's song y'all and sing a-long
 

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I'm Lady Faile and I gotta say

I'm number one postslut, I don't play

So challenge me, if ya dare

No-one sluts like me, my kind is rare

heh, sorry that was awful and i'll likely regret posting it tomorrow. singapore slings make for great poetry huh
 

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Bling-Bling MRB's in the house,

she joins in along with that friggin' mouse!

Ya needs to feel the net in some way

Don't cha worry, MRB's gonna save the day!
 

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See if you like this one:

VP's keepin' the Board in check,

For it's the truth that's real.

Yo! Some say what the heck,

The Princess says what's the deal!

 

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Discussion Starter · #8 ·
Check this:

From the Great White North with a down south flow

VP's on the board, here to rock the show,

Omni in the house to keep facts correct,

Start crap wit' me, I'll put your ass in check.
 

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Big as a house and as strong as a bear,

Bank walks the walk now without any hair.

Staying always in rhythm, and always in tune,

He's especially drawn to Ruthie's bare behind moon.

Loaded with lead and a rocker with slugs,

Doin' his best now without too many drugs.

Remembering Hendrix and Janis all live,

He ponders and chuckles at this adolescent jive.

His life has developed into an organized battle,

He sure didn't plan it; once thought he'd raise cattle.

His clients are broke, they just live for a toke,

They come running to him when they start with the coke.

He now tries to avoid the red meat and the scallop,

But when it comes to his coffee cream, well, ok, just a dollop.

When the dogs start to howl and the sky turns to black,

Chances are Bank's about, ladies, unlock the door at the back . . .

 

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KC Kid can sing and play,

allways putting the moves on his girl hoping for a quick lay,

wearing a thong, dancing a long,

getting down, rolling around,

MRs. KC has got the fine titties,

oh please, oh please, give me a piece of that kitty
 

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Discussion Starter · #12 ·
^^^^Parental advisory warning on KC Kid's verse.

I think KC could put Tipper into "sticker shock".


Micahel - I have a verse just about ready for you. Are you sure you don't want to make one up yourself?


Kreeli, Avalon, and K-dawg are on the list also.
 

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Discussion Starter · #15 ·
I'm Michael Michael, I wanna motorcycle

Momma won't let me - I roll a bicycle

Spinnin' 2 wheels makes it hard to date

All by myself so I'll just have to...wait.


I warned you.
 

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As Kreeli has failed to reply:

Kreeli's in da house ready to make ya bounce

When ya step out of line, then boy I'll pounce

Cookin' up, servin' up somethin' you'll like

Whether in the kitchen or on the mike.
 

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For the local crew:

Kerouac's back on the V, for sure

rocking LA, Seattle, back to Baltimore

Protest? K's the best, eff the rest, cause y'all

sweat the best, take a rest, 'til ya ready for more.
 
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