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It's time to write the VB Board theme song - old school hip-hop style!<br><br><br><br>
I'll kick it off, all y'all need to put in your own verse. If you fail to do so, I reserve the right to put in a verse for you. 2-4 lines will be sufficient. Try not to hog it up. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/pimp.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":tame:"><br><br><br><br><b>The Pimp of the board, just call me Tame<br><br>
I make the board smoke when I throw a flame<br><br>
Firin' up, burnin' up, I keep it hot,<br><br>
Mami shake it up as I rock the spot...</b><br><br><br><br>
Next. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/pimp.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":tame:"><br><br><br><br>
<<Certain members would be advised to particpate, as I have verses prepared for you. >> <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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Max rockin' power like William Gates<br><br>
no beef with the V' but I got what it takes<br><br>
to talk that game that I talk so strong<br><br>
So peep Tame's song y'all and sing a-long
 

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I'm Lady Faile and I gotta say<br><br>
I'm number one postslut, I don't play<br><br>
So challenge me, if ya dare<br><br>
No-one sluts like me, my kind is rare<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>
heh, sorry that was awful and i'll likely regret posting it tomorrow. singapore slings make for great poetry huh
 

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Bling-Bling MRB's in the house,<br><br>
she joins in along with that friggin' mouse!<br><br>
Ya needs to feel the net in some way<br><br>
Don't cha worry, MRB's gonna save the day!
 

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oh, please just do a verse for me, rhyming is not my strong suit- <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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See if you like this one:<br><br><br><br>
VP's keepin' the Board in check,<br><br>
For it's the truth that's real.<br><br>
Yo! Some say what the heck,<br><br>
The Princess says what's the deal!<br><br><br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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Check this:<br><br><br><br><b>From the Great White North with a down south flow<br><br>
VP's on the board, here to rock the show,<br><br>
Omni in the house to keep facts correct,<br><br>
Start crap wit' me, I'll put your ass in check.</b>
 

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Big as a house and as strong as a bear,<br><br>
Bank walks the walk now without any hair.<br><br>
Staying always in rhythm, and always in tune,<br><br>
He's especially drawn to Ruthie's bare behind moon.<br><br><br><br>
Loaded with lead and a rocker with slugs,<br><br>
Doin' his best now without too many drugs.<br><br>
Remembering Hendrix and Janis all live,<br><br>
He ponders and chuckles at this adolescent jive.<br><br><br><br>
His life has developed into an organized battle,<br><br>
He sure didn't plan it; once thought he'd raise cattle.<br><br>
His clients are broke, they just live for a toke,<br><br>
They come running to him when they start with the coke.<br><br><br><br>
He now tries to avoid the red meat and the scallop,<br><br>
But when it comes to his coffee cream, well, ok, just a dollop.<br><br>
When the dogs start to howl and the sky turns to black,<br><br>
Chances are Bank's about, ladies, unlock the door at the back . . .<br><br><br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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You guys are too funny. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"><br><br><br><br>
Only thing I could come up with was "My name is Michael, I just bought a bicycle." *lol*
 

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KC Kid can sing and play,<br><br>
allways putting the moves on his girl hoping for a quick lay,<br><br>
wearing a thong, dancing a long,<br><br>
getting down, rolling around,<br><br>
MRs. KC has got the fine titties,<br><br>
oh please, oh please, give me a piece of that kitty <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/pimp.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":tame:">
 

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^^^^Parental advisory warning on KC Kid's verse.<br><br><br><br>
I think KC could put Tipper into "sticker shock". <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/hump.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":hump:"><br><br><br><br>
Micahel - I have a verse just about ready for you. Are you sure you don't want to make one up yourself? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"><br><br><br><br>
Kreeli, Avalon, and K-dawg are on the list also.
 

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ha ha!<br><br><br><br>
love both of the versions tame and ruthie!<br><br><br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)">
 

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<b>I'm Michael Michael, I wanna motorcycle<br><br>
Momma won't let me - I roll a bicycle<br><br>
Spinnin' 2 wheels makes it hard to date<br><br>
All by myself so I'll just have to...wait.</b><br><br><br><br>
I warned you. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/pimp.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":tame:">
 

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As Kreeli has failed to reply:<br><br><br><br><b>Kreeli's in da house ready to make ya bounce<br><br>
When ya step out of line, then boy I'll pounce<br><br>
Cookin' up, servin' up somethin' you'll like<br><br>
Whether in the kitchen or on the mike.</b>
 

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^^^^Only in his dreams. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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For the local crew:<br><br><br><br>
Kerouac's back on the V, for sure<br><br>
rocking LA, Seattle, back to Baltimore<br><br>
Protest? K's the best, eff the rest, cause y'all<br><br>
sweat the best, take a rest, 'til ya ready for more.
 
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