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The Trolling Thread.

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If we post all the trolling options in one spot, will that stop the constant trolling on the forums? I will start.

Eating meat tastes good I want to stop though but my (dad, spouse, friend wont let me) oh and bacon! Also I cant live with myself when I eat m- did someone say burger?

Vegans are a cult right?

I am meatfree except for fish!

I get bullied into eating making/meat that's okay right?

I want your opinions, EXCEPT THAT ONE that one is just wrong...

If you were on an island with nothing but steak would you?

My (friend, spouse, child) is dying but they are taking non vegan meds so I won't talk to them anymore, thats okay right?

Your turn!
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What about plants, they feel pain too!

I'm vegan but I eat oysters. They're really more like plants than animals .

You can't be vegan and own a pet.
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If Lions kill zebras, it's ok for humans to eat whatever comes from a slaughterhouse.
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Vegans kill more animals than meat eaters because of all the animals who get killed in crop fields by farm equipment.

(this is apparently not true BTW- I did some digging around when that nonsense first started)
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Don't forget human genocide. Humans are the real problem.
(my cat says no cause cat food and couches...)
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Nobody can avoid using animal products/inflicting suffering entirely, so there's no point in even trying to minimize it.

I've been vegetarian for 5 1/2 minutes, and omnivores SUCK!
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Thanks for making my life easier lol.

I'm watching you! I'm watching you real close...:whip:
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My ethics are superior to yours, even though I don't do anything about it, or if I did the results would be monstrous.
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My ethics are superior to yours, even though I don't do anything about it, or if I did the results would be monstrous.
This is my favourite so far.

Problem with idiots eg trolls, that come on the forum is that they can't currently see what idiots they are. If only they carried on playing in the sand-box and kept away from here, until maturity sets in (if it ever does). It's quite sad really...
Don't you have anything else to worry about?
There was an experiment in the late 1920s where 2 men lived for a year on a diet of just raw meat.

Therefore veg*nism makes no sense.
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I'm allergic to all grains, beans, legumes, nuts, fruits, soy, gluten, most vegetables, in fact everything but meat and dairy. As much as I would like to go vegan, I am living proof that not everyone can be vegan or even vegetarian.
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These are hilarious! Never forget you can't live without meat and milk because you will die from the lack of calcium and protein!
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Vegans kill more animals than meat eaters because of all the animals who get killed in crop fields by farm equipment.

(this is apparently not true BTW- I did some digging around when that nonsense first started)
It's also not true that plant based diets use up more resources. The study done at Carnegie Mellon has been pretty much debunked by the fact that they compared bacon to lettuce, and that they were sneaky in comparing raw meat to a plant based diet. Who eats raw meat? When anyone uses the meat is actually better in terms of animal rights or environment argument , you can assure them that the majority of the world's top scientists vehemently disagree with them.
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I'm allergic to all grains, beans, legumes, nuts, fruits, soy, gluten, most vegetables, in fact everything but meat and dairy. As much as I would like to go vegan, I am living proof that not everyone can be vegan or even vegetarian.
This. I actually had an acquaintance, who tried a fad for raw fruit, who now declares all veganism, and Pinterist, off limits, since she got sick from eating so much raw food. Pinterist is bad, and veganism is terrible, because I have a fruit allergy.

It's a variation on yours.

The Pinterist part kills me. It's like saying Google is bad because you found porn.
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I am loving this thread!

Also:

I have entirely unverified anecdotal evidence that supports my point of view and will accept no scientific or otherwise verified data / evidence that might contradict it. Anyone who disagrees with me must be 'misguided' and I am here to show them the light.

An off shoot of the above is

I don't understand how to make a reasoned argument and therefore everyone who disagrees with me must be bad and I can therefore insult them. When I am called on this I claim to be very misunderstood and victimised by the entire WORLD.
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I have entirely unverified anecdotal evidence that supports my point of view and will accept no scientific or otherwise verified data / evidence that might contradict it.
Good for you! Everyone knows that scientists and medical professionals are just shills for Big Pharma. I only listen to my body, my intuition, and people on YouTube.
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Good for you! Everyone knows that scientists and medical professionals are just shills for Big Pharma. I only listen to my body, my intuition, and people on YouTube.
Well your wrong everyone on youtube is wrong, obviously you know nothing...
Only facebook people can be trusted.

Also I met this one vegetarian once and he was a jerk meaning all vegetarians are all moody and have depression from the lack of meat protienz.
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