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<div class="quote-block"><i>""Respect my Authority""</i></div>
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(ok ok so thats South Park, but you did have that as your sig once Chrsity13 which I thought was quite funny!)
 

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I have two and they're both about traveling.<br><br><br><br>
Homer to Bart when Bart want to go to Toronoto:<br><br>
"Why do we want to leave America to go to America Jr.???"<br><br><br><br>
Homer:<br><br>
"I don't want to go to Florida. That's America's wang!"
 

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Ralphie always cracks me up<br><br>
"It tastes like burning"<br><br>
or in the Tomacco episode<br><br>
"This tastes like Grandma"<br><br><br><br>
It's really late for me, so I can't think of great Simpson's quotes at the moment.......but I know there are alot!!
 

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Ralphie always cracks me up<br><br>
"It tastes like burning"<br><br>
or in the Tomacco episode<br><br>
"This tastes like Grandma"<br><br><br></div>
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LOL it reminds me of:<br><br><br><br>
Bart: [sniffing] What is that smell?<br><br>
Lisa: It smells like Otto's jacket...
 

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Ralph is great!! They should make a show about him. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"><br><br><br><br>
Ralph: When I grow up I wanna be a principal or a caterpillar...<br><br><br><br>
Ralph: Dear Miss Hoover, you have Lyme disease. We miss you. Kevin is biting me. Come back soon. Here's a drawing of a spirochete. Love, Ralph.<br><br><br><br>
Ralph: Mrs. Krabapple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.<br><br><br><br>
Ralph: I'm going to live with Underground Grandma!<br><br><br><br>
Ralph: That's where the leprachaun was and he told me to burn things.
 

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Maude: (looking at naked Homer) My eyes are soiled!<br><br><br><br>
All time fave: the rarely seen episode when the new guy that hates homer comes to the plant and ends up dying - Homer at funeral: *snore* Marge, change the channel<br><br><br><br>
The Flanders:<br><br>
God said to Noah<br><br>
We're gonna have a floody floody<br><br>
Rain came down<br><br>
It started to get muddy muddy<br><br>
Get those animals<br><br>
into the arky arky<br><br><br><br>
(often sung unintentionally when I am doing grocery shopping for some reason!)
 

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Policeman: "No Talking. No Listening. You got that?"<br><br>
Marge: "Uhh.......no?"<br><br>
Policeman: "You don't learn, do ya?"<br><br><br><br>
Homer: "Mmmmm....pistol whip..."<br><br><br><br>
Lisa (in Chinatown): "I just wish they'd stop beating up on Tibet Town."<br><br><br><br>
Lisa (looking at a shoe display): "Wow! I know they're made from animals, but Wow!"<br><br><br><br>
Homer: "Ohhhh! Why does Lisa have to believe in things?"<br><br><br><br>
Jesse Grass (looking for treesitting volunteers): "Whoa, hold on! Once you're up there, you can't come down. Not for a Phish concert, not even for Burning Man."<br><br><br><br>
Kent Brockman: "It's day four for Springfield's li'lest tree hugger. Excuse me,<br><br>
that's *littlest* tree hugger. And whether you love or hate her politics,<br><br>
you've got to go gawk at this crazy idiot."
 

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((burns answers the door to his mansion))<br><br>
Burns: and who are you?<br><br>
Homer: Homer Simpson, sir, an employee at the plant?<br><br>
Burns: an employee, eh? (pushes "hounds" button)<br><br>
...<br><br>
Burns: hmm... a pack of dogs should be tearing you to pieces right about now.<br><br>
Homer: I don't know what to tell you, Mr. Burns.<br><br>
Burns: Oh well, come on in... perhaps I can find something to scald you with.<br><br><br><br>
The Simpsons... the BEST tv show. Period! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)">
 

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Bart: "eat my pantaloons!"<br><br><br><br>
hehe that episode was on today so i just had to post it.
 

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Homer talking to Cheif Wiggum while the bikers are in his house...<br><br><br><br>
Wiggum: Those pig noises you made really hurt my feelings.<br><br>
Homer: But you have so much inner beauty!<br><br>
Wiggum: Be that as it may...<br><br><br><br>
"DuffMan is thrusting in the direction of the problem!"
 
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