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Homer: "Lisa, in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!!"<br><br><br><br>
"Hooty McBoob?"<br><br><br><br>
Chief Wiggum: "The legendary Esquilax! A horse with the head of a rabbit.... and the <i>body</i> of a rabbit!"<br><br><br><br>
Ralph: "Ooh, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"
 

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My favorite Ralph Wiggum quote: "That's where I saw the Leprechaun. He told me to burn things." <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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Kodos: *as Bill Clinton* My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!<br><br><br><br>
Ned: Excuse me, neighbor. I couldn't help but notice, you picked pretty much all of my flowers!<br><br>
Homer: Can't make a float without flowers.<br><br>
Ned: Oh, sure enough. But did you have to salt the earth so nothing would ever grow again?<br><br>
Homer: Heh-heh, heh-heh...eh-heh yeah.<br><br><br><br>
Burns: I need your help. I want to be loved.<br><br>
Homer: I see.. Well, I'll need some beer.<br><br><br><br>
Bart: Sharing is a bunch of bull, too. And helping others. And what's all this crap I've been hearing about tolerance?<br><br>
Homer: Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
 

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Bart: Nothing you say can upset us. We're the MTV generation.<br><br>
Lisa: We feel neither highs or lows.<br><br>
Homer: Really? What's it like?<br><br>
Lisa: Ehh. [shrugs]<br><br><i>from "Homer's Triple Bypass"</i><br><br><br><br>
Lisa: I'm impressed you were able to write so legibly on your own butt.<br><br><i>from "Bart vs. Australia"</i><br><br><br><br>
Homer: Waitaminute waitaminute wait a minute... Lisa honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?<br><br>
Lisa: No!<br><br>
Homer: Ham?<br><br>
Lisa: No!<br><br>
Homer: Pork Chops!?<br><br>
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!<br><br>
Homer: Oh heh heh, yeah right Lisa, a wonderful "magical" animal. Heh heh heh...<br><br><i>from "Lisa the Vegetarian"</i>
 

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I wanna go to Mt. Splashmore<br><br>
take me take me take me take me now<br><br>
now now now now now now<br><br>
Mt. Splashmore take me there right now<br><br><br><br>
Oh I can't forget the song from the Maison Deriere episode, I wish I could remember all the words right off the top of my head.<br><br><br><br>
Homer's singing is the best, when he makes up new words to songs, like last nights, " I drink a whiskey drink, I drink a chocolate drink, and when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink"
 

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My favorite Homer quotes:<br><br><br><br>
"If there's one thing I've learned, it's that life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead."<br><br><br><br>
"Let us celebrate our agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk."<br><br><br><br>
"Hey, can you take the wheel for a second, I have to scratch myself in two places at the same time."<br><br><br><br>
"Good Things don't end in 'eum', they end in 'Mania' or 'Teria'.<br><br><br><br>
"You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."<br><br><br><br>
Oh, and of course.... "mmm, floor pie" <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)">
 

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Ralph- It tastes like burning!<br><br><br><br>
Ned- Yeah, that laser eye surgery was great, but who knew after 10 years your eyeballs fall out! (close to that)
 

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Haha, I love the simpsons. I can't think of anything right now except for the one my brother did today,<br><br><br><br>
"gym? What's a gym?<br><br><br><br>
...oohhh, a gym."<br><br>
(Make sure it's pronounced like "gime" or else it's not funny)
 

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homer: "all these years of hard work and he's never given me a 'good work' or a 'nice job' or even a 'you go girl!'"
 

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I love this scene - cept I can't remember what episode it's from.<br><br><br><br>
Lisa - Get out of my room<br><br>
Bart - Nope *he's standing in the doorway*<br><br>
Lisa - well I'm just going to do this and if you get in the way it's your fault *starts kicking*<br><br>
Bart - Fine and I'm going to do this and if you get in the way it's YOUR fault *starts swinging arms like a windmill*<br><br>
Marge to Homer - I better go check on the kids. Homer don't eat that pie. *She leaves kitchen*<br><br>
Homer to pie - Ok pie I'm just going to do this *Starts munching and moving towards pie* and if you get eaten it's your fault.<br><br><br><br>
Hehehehe I love the Simpsons
 

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The episode where Homer realizes that he needs to get mad to be healthy.<br><br><br><br>
Homer: Ooh, boy, you're just trying to<br><br>
make me mad. I love you, boy.<br><br><br><br>
Bart: HA, you love a boy!<br><br><br><br>
Homer: *grunts groans and mumbles*<br><br><br><br>
Bart: If you love me so much then why don't you marry me! Hahaha.
 

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"I have nothing more to say to you Marge. I'm drawing a line down the center of the room a la I Love Lucy. You stay on your side and I'll stay on mine.....<notices he's drawn himself into a corner> D'oh!"<br><br><br><br>
Marge: "Homer, give me my pepper spray!"<br><br>
Homer: "Aw Marge, one squirt and you're south of the border. <sprays himself in the mouth> Mmmmm...incapacitating"
 

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Resurrecting this because I felt like it. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)"><br><br><br><br>
Homer - "When a woman says nothing is wrong, that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off."<br><br><br><br>
Homer - "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."<br><br><br><br>
Homer - "Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy."<br><br><br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?<br><br><br><br>
Ralph: My cat's breath smells like cat food.<br><br><br><br>
Mr. Burns: Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico?<br><br><br><br>
Lisa: Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?<br><br>
Homer: Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.
 

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When Bart & Lisa get lost on a field trip & are found by some backwoods rednecks, one of whom claims to have married a bear: "Rar, rar, rar, cain't nobody understand you, she-bear!" We use this one whenever someone tries to use technical talk to be impressive or intimidating. Rar, rar, rar!!
 

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<div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>SilverC</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
Resurrecting this because I felt like it. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)"><br><br>
Homer - "Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy."<br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"></div>
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<br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/laugh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":lol:"> thanks for reviving this thread! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/notworthy.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":wayne:"><br><br><br><br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>vggiegirl</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?<br></div>
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