The Sh*ts

Who's watched The Big Bang Theory? You know Sheldon, who has designated times for going to the toilet because he's so regular? When I wake up in the morning, my body tells me to pee 10 minutes after I wake up, and poo 20 minutes after that. After 2 hours of lectures in them morning, and after my smoothie, my body will tell me to pee and poo again. Some toilet action happens between then and home time, and when I get home my body knows to pee and poo again. Etc. etc. You get the picture. I am like clockwork EVERY SINGLE DAY. I am Sheldon. Before going vegan, I would sh*t maybe twice/three times a week, and I could never tell when I needed to pee. I am so bloody regular that it is FANTASTIC. Please say someone else has this?! Surely it is not just me! Raise your hand if you're a Sheldon!