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The Sexually Frustrated Club

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sigh

yes

anybody else in?>
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Originally Posted by Sokara View Post

How much does it cost to join, and what kind of benefits are there?
Free to join, though no benefits that I've noticed
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Originally Posted by Vicky View Post

often frustrated with my lack of sexual drive ...

i wish i could be horny like all the time, that would be so fun
I think Hell is where there's an endless supply of testosterone in your blood, and a computer that only has a web browser that only will only load porn sites, but no actual real people around.
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Originally Posted by Jes View Post

I'm officially OUT of the club!
No bragging


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I don't belong. Me and my hitachi magic wand have a very long, fulfilling relationship together. Mwahahaha.
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Originally Posted by froggythefrog View Post

I think Hell is where there's an endless supply of testosterone in your blood, and a computer that only has a web browser that only will only load porn sites, but no actual real people around.
Sounds like your average college computer cluster
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Originally Posted by mysteriouspoet View Post

*raises hand*
<Generic additional masturbation joke!>
at least im not alone.... though im still alone

did that make sense
Counting down the days till no more frustration... Starting from a rather large number.... Not caring if these are sentence fragments, either....
80 days ... (not as large a number as it COULD be...)... but still a FRUSTRATING amount of time...
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Originally Posted by Tofu-N-Sprouts View Post

80 days ... (not as large a number as it COULD be...)... but still a FRUSTRATING amount of time...
Okay, everyone's thinking it but nobody's saying it, so I'll get it over with.

PHOTOS!
I'll post some soon, but there's not many. We were busy not being frustrated.
It's the intimacy and the hugs that im missing. Can you say I'm intimacy frustrated??
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Originally Posted by abc123 View Post

It's the intimacy and the hugs that im missing. Can you say I'm intimacy frustrated??
Yeah I think that's what I miss more than anything. Right now I'm too tired to do anything physical but I wish someone were here that I could sleep beside and cuddle with *sighs*
Intimacy and hugs are what I love a lot, but my hormones usually get other ideas pretty quickly.
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Originally Posted by Gnome Chomsky View Post

I...ummmm...can't remember the last time I had sex...

ebola
can you at least remember the first time ?
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Originally Posted by froggythefrog View Post

I think Hell is where there's an endless supply of testosterone in your blood, and a computer that only has a web browser that only will only load porn sites, but no actual real people around.
oh yeah that would suck ... bigtime
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Originally Posted by DeathOfDecadenc View Post

at least im not alone.... though im still alone

did that make sense
I could help you with that
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does this club accept members from all aspects of Frustration, or just those frustrated from deprivation?
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