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The Sexually Frustrated Club

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yes

anybody else in?>
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How much does it cost to join, and what kind of benefits are there?
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Originally Posted by DeathOfDecadenc View Post

at least im not alone.... though im still alone

did that make sense
I could help you with that
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It really is pretty tough meeting a fellow veg, then hoping that you have things in common beyond only that (although that can be a fundamental part of who you are, so other things may not be so significant in comparison); being vegan can really present some social obstacles, but for me I wouldn't change a thing.
Yeah, no joining the club unless you're seriously COMMITTED to remaining a member, jeez!
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Originally Posted by pavlovskitty View Post

Wait, I'm seriously committed to trying to get out of the club. Does that mean I can't be a member?
Well, I think we should be like the mafia. You're in or you're dead!
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Originally Posted by rainbow_clouds View Post

I should be out in a week or so.
Mafia time.

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Originally Posted by rainbow_clouds View Post

Oh man looks like I stepped on some toes.
And broke them too!
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Im in I guess... But it's more of the.. longs for physical contact that actually means something and has emotional connections.. rather then just desperation.. club

Haha.
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Originally Posted by Starblossom View Post

Ahhhh it's horrriiiblleee....I am afraid to go out, or I'll jump the bones of the first (probably dirty) guy who hits on me....lol...
I so know how you feel...

The more days that go by, the more people who look appealing...
yah ... I have a lot of those. It sucks cuz you just dont know what to do and probably dont know what will happen afterwards.
I don't believe in relationships, but I don't believe in meaningless sex either. Boo.

Edit: And I also don't believe in chastity.
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Originally Posted by mysteriouspoet View Post

Oh come on, Kiz. I would take either of those over being 21.5 years old and still a pathetic, unkissed virgin.
Better than being 21.5 years old and regretting each and every person you've kissed up to this point
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Originally Posted by Kiz View Post

Bah! What I said makes no sense.

But yes, I'd choose the "never been kissed" option over the kiss and regret one.
I win! Just kidding, they both suck
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i almost had my chance tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... maybe later this week. So i guess im still in. argh!
im still in.. tomorrow.. it better happen or...
Im gonna have to screw one of you guys!
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Originally Posted by ProudVegan View Post

im still in.. tomorrow.. it better happen or...
Im gonna have to screw one of you guys!
*raises his hand to volunteer*

oh crap, you probably don't like evil santa-bunny-wolves that terrorize children do you?
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Originally Posted by jeez-loiux91 View Post

I believe self-fulfillment is the way to go. It's healthy and satisfying. And girls can do it, too!
Cute
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well i didn't know there was a club for being sexually frustrated...do i have to pay dues? If so, can u put me on a payment plan cause i owe for a few months. unless the whole *Self gratification* thing counts...then im good.
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