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I don't know if any of you read The Onion, but this week's edition is especially freakin' funny. I was going to post a link to an article, but I couldn't pick just one. And the blurbs on the right-hand side are awesome. I like the guy playing basketball....<br><br><br><br><a href="http://www.theonion.com" target="_blank">http://www.theonion.com</a>
 

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I <i>love</i> The Onion! There was a brief point in my life where I actually read the Onion more frequently than the newspaper. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)"> My favorite article is the moon landing one that's in the <i>Our Dumb Century</i> compilation. It's hilarious!
 

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Oh, i love that one - the "Holy Sh*t - Man lands on the f**king moon!" article is by far the funniest thing I've seen in along time. (Only I saw the poster being advertised, not the book)
 

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The Onion is the greatest. Irresistable satire. Yeah . <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/carrot.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":vebo:">
 

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Oh oh the basketball man ! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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On that note, this is one of the older ones I love:<br><br><br><br><a href="http://www.theonion.com/onion3835/sept_11_anniversary.html" target="_blank">http://www.theonion.com/onion3835/se...niversary.html</a><br><br><br><br>
"Sept 11 Anniversary: Two Weeks Later" Sept 25, 2002<br><br><br><br>
"It seems hard to believe that a fortnight has already passed, but this Wednesday, the nation will come together to commemorate the two-week anniversary of the one-year anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks."<br><br><br><br>
LOL!!!!
 

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Animal Rights Activists Release 71,000 Cows Into Wild:<br><br><a href="http://www.theonion.com/onion3420/animal_rights.html" target="_blank">http://www.theonion.com/onion3420/animal_rights.html</a><br><br><br><br>
Heroic PETA Commandos Kill 49, Save Rabbit:<br><br><a href="http://www.theonion.com/onion3110/petacommandos.html" target="_blank">http://www.theonion.com/onion3110/petacommandos.html</a><br><br><br><br>
Lab Rabbit Strongly Recommends Cover Girl Waterproof Mascara for Sensitive Eyes:<br><br><a href="http://www.theonion.com/onion3643/lab_rabbit_recommends.html" target="_blank">http://www.theonion.com/onion3643/la...ecommends.html</a><br><br><br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/tongue3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":p">
 

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I always go straight to savage love, then read the rest later <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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I think my favorite of all time is "Jesus Converts to Islam." I also am particularly fond of the moon landing referenced by several above.<br><br><br><br>
LOVE the Onion.
 

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Astarte, I like Dan Savage, too. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)"> A lot of people hate him but I think he's right most of the time.<br><br><br><br>
ETA Dan Savage is not to be confused with Michael Savage. I think they would kill each other if they ever met. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/tongue3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":p">
 

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Bumping this thread because this made me laugh til I cried: <a class="bbcode_url" href="http://www.theonion.com/video/new-psychedelic-weight-loss-drug-transforms-food-i,26119/" target="_blank">New Psychedelic Weight Loss Drug Transforms Food Into Monstrous Hallucinations</a> <img alt="laugh.gif" class="bbcode_smiley" src="http://files.veggieboards.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif">
 

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<p>Am I correct in my understanding that you've just bumped a nine year old thread, Werewolf Girl? And I thought my Necromancy skills on Skyrim were elite...</p>
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Josh James xVx</strong> <a href="/t/4511/the-onion#post_3168094"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif"></a><br><br>
Am I correct in my understanding that you've just bumped a nine year old thread, Werewolf Girl? And I thought my Necromancy skills on Skyrim were elite...</div>
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<br><img alt="laugh.gif" class="bbcode_smiley" src="http://files.veggieboards.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif"> Sure did! It was the first Onion thread to come up in the search.<br><br>
I COULD have started another one, but then we'd just have a million Onion threads, better to keep it all in one place. <img alt="wink3.gif" class="bbcode_smiley" src="http://files.veggieboards.com/images/smilies/wink3.gif">
 
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