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Great way to start off my saturday...<br><br><br><br>
So I was in my bedroom, when my sister comes up, holding a piece of printed paper with a naked woman on it, and asks if it's mine.<br><br><br><br>
Now let's get one thing straight, I am NOT that sort of person, so believe me when I say I've never seen it.<br><br><br><br>
She grins sarcastically, 'okay...' I snatch the piece of paper, and throw it into the bin. She then tells me that it was found under the computer desk, BY MY OWN MOTHER.<br><br><br><br>
I'm scared to look any of them in the eyes, but they won't believe me, hiding it in sarcasm.<br><br>
I suspect one of my friends printed it off when I let them use my computer, as they don't have their own.<br><br><br><br>
I know that's a pretty hard story to believe, but I feel like it's the whole bloody world and jupiter against me...
 

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Exactly, its probably been printed off someones drawing/art website, and especially if in pencil, may look like its been drawn, more so than printed.<br><br><br><br>
Damn end of the world man <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"> You seem to be taking this too seriously but I believe you if it helps. eeehhh!!! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/thumbsup.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":up:">
 

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Maybe you could tell them you're Gay and would never print a picture of a naked Woman! Then they'll get off your back.
 

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my brother's had porn stashed around the house since he was like 15. don't worry, you'll live.
 

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Sorry, I guess I was being a bit too... something. Afterall, a teenager with nudie mags never started a war... to my knowledge.<br><br><br><br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Maybe you could tell them you're Gay and would never print a picture of a naked Woman! Then they'll get off your back.</div>
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Oh behave! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/laugh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":lol:">
 

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I can see why you'd be embarrassed, but if it truly isn't yours, (and even if it were) it's perfectly normal and they are the ones who will have to get over it. I used to find condom wrappers on the floor by my son's bed...that'll teach me to go in there and try to clean his messy room!! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)">
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>karenlovessnow</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
that'll teach me to go in there and try to clean his messy room!! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)"></div>
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A teenaged boy with access to the internet, and no porn hidden anywhere? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/inquisitive.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":stinkeye:"> That's just not right...
 

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Shame Shame Shame<br><br><br><br>
If it was you own up to it, you're caught.<br><br><br><br>
If not, no harm, no foul.<br><br><br><br>
If you don't want to admit it - get help. (and then admit it).
 

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edit: this is what you should have said:<br><br><br><br>
"yes, the woman is naked. But are we not all naked? In this conformist culture, all of our individual attributes are stripped away and we are left with the bareness -- like the bare skin of the woman in the picture -- of an indistinguishable collective identity. It is this tragic process that this naked image so vividly reflects. But it is not merely the nakedness of non-individuality but also of our inability to cope with the demands set by a society that is putting more and more pressure on us. And it is the nakedness of the resulting absence of meaning in our lives -- a nakedness that the vain cloths of advertising and the cheap pleasures it promises try in vain to cover. I urge you to look at this image, not with an eye of condemnation of the lascivious figure, but as it were a mirror. Let us join hands and celebrate this picture as a road to self-discovery so that each of us can break the chains of a consumer culture consuming itself and become real human beings!"
 

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<div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>karenlovessnow</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
I can see why you'd be embarrassed, but if it truly isn't yours, (and even if it were) it's perfectly normal and they are the ones who will have to get over it. I used to find condom wrappers on the floor by my son's bed...that'll teach me to go in there and try to clean his messy room!! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)"></div>
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<br><br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/laugh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":lol:"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/iloveyou.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":lovesign:"><br><br>
Karen, you're awesome.
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Sevenseas</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
edit: this is what you should have said:<br><br><br><br>
"yes, the woman is naked. But are we not all naked? In this conformist culture, all of our individual attributes are stripped away and we are left with the bareness -- like the bare skin of the woman in the picture -- of an indistinguishable collective identity. It is this tragic process that this naked image so vividly reflects. But it is not merely the nakedness of non-individuality but also of our inability to cope with the demands set by a society that is putting more and more pressure on us. And it is the nakedness of the resulting absence of meaning in our lives -- a nakedness that the vain cloths of advertising and the cheap pleasures it promises try in vain to cover. I urge you to look at this image, not with an eye of condemnation of the lascivious figure, but as it were a mirror. Let us join hands and celebrate this picture as a road to self-discovery so that each of us can break the chains of a consumer culture consuming itself and become real human beings!"</div>
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That sounds like it would've worked. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"><br><br>
Seriously, though... It's not that big a deal, Stuart, don't worry. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)">
 

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Yes SevenSeas has it all nicely wrapped up... Well done!! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/thumbsup.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":up:"><br><br><br><br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Sketchy</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
Shame Shame Shame<br><br><br><br>
If it was you own up to it, you're caught.<br><br><br><br>
If not, no harm, no foul.<br><br><br><br>
If you don't want to admit it - get help. (and then admit it).</div>
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The Last One: (funny btw) of why would he need help ?? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/thumbsdown.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":down:"> I have to say though too that denial of something is stupid. I draw one or two nakeds... Wow I sooo need help now. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/laugh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":lol:">
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Thirsty Johann</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
At least she didn't find the tubgirl printouts, amirite?</div>
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My parents would've given me Hell.... huge lecture and everything. I sympathize with you wholeheartedly. Would the thought that they probably don't think any less of you make you feel any better? They'll probably use this situation to tease you for a while, but what do they really have on you? You're interested in women? Sexually? (*shrug*) Chin up. I am glad nobody was angry with you.<br><br><br><br>
(I believe the picture is not yours. I just see the futility of trying to argue that with a sibling... or even your own parent.)
 

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Been there. Oh heck yes. The first time I remember getting in trouble for being interested in sex was when I was 11 or 12. Maybe 13. My mother caught me reading a Christian book on sex (off of her bookshelf) and took it away, saying I shouldn't read such things until I was married or almost married. So I definitely sympathize with you, even if I <i>was</i> guilty, while you weren't.<br><br><br><br>
Like Froggy said, they don't have much on you. If your parents criticize you over it, one possible response is, "I'm living proof that my parents had sex. That icky knowledge has damaged me far more than any pictures of naked strangers could."
 

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I sympathise too....<br><br>
In fact I empathise.<br><br>
My mum has certainly found some things she probably would rather not have...<br><br>
And she doesn't learn!!! She was staying here last week and by her distressed face one afternoon she'd been tidying where she shouldn't have been...<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/bigcry.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":cry:"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/sweatdrop.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":sweat:"><br><br><br><br>
But.. the fact is, while it won't be forgotten, it will eventually just become funny and not quite as mortifying!
 
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