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I got this idea from the tolerance thread and my buddy Freemouse. We are starting a Stupid Kingdom. We need a King and Queen. We already have a flag,it simpley states "DUH?"<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/huh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":confused:"> . So if ya want to be part of the kingdom post your qualifacations. If the thread has alot of response then maybe we could vote on a Queen and King.<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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Ummm....I don't get it...does that qualify me? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)">
 

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Hee hee. I'm kidding of course, but I think I could come up with a vast number of reasons I would qualify, but that would require more thought process than my wittle brain has the capacity to tolerate in this moment. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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<div class="quote-block"><i>Originally posted by RedStarJedi</i><br><br><b>Why not a republic? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)"></b></div>
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Cause we are all to stupid to elect a goverment. We need to be lead by a dictatorship or monarchy.<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"> I would like to be the Ambassoder of Stupidity. one of my qualifacations is my spelling.<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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"I would like to be the Ambassoder of Stupidity."<br><br>
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Anyone who uses 4 silly grin smilies in one post gets my vote <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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I engaged in certain...err...private activities...in my parked car, and only much later realized that I had parked my car in a police station parking lot. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/shocked.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":eek:">
 

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BTW, the foregoing was a statement of my qualifications. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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<div class="quote-block"><i>Originally posted by buddadragon</i><br><br><b>Cause we are all to stupid to elect a goverment. We need to be lead by a dictatorship or monarchy.</b></div>
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Good answer,
 

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I want to be the Mayor of Simpleton. My qualifications? Well, I have a talent of making my mouth move when someone else throws their voice.....
 

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Ok budda<br><br>
I want to be the Battery of Stupid, who seems to forever be putting batteries in wrong....<br><br>
Last time..just the other day with my keyless remote for my car<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":rolleyes:"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/shocked.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":eek:"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/shocked.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":eek:"><br><br>
My only excuse, is that I <b>assumed</b> the gal at Radio<br><br>
Shack who put them in initially wasnt' as stupid as I am, when it comes to batteries<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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"Secretary of Energy" Cat? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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<div class="quote-block"><i>Originally posted by mouse</i><br><br><b>Is Simpleton our capital? Good name!!!</b></div>
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Must be named after me. My dad called me that all the time. And he thought I would'nt amount to anything. HA!
 

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<div class="quote-block">Secretary of Energy" Cat?<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<br><br>
Now why didn't I think of something so clever??????????<br><br>
I'll be that!!!!<br><br>
Thanks<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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<div class="quote-block"><i>Originally posted by catmorrison</i><br><br><b>Now why didn't I think of something so clever??????????<br><br></b></div>
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Duh, because you're stupid!!! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"><br><br><br><br>
(Another of my qualifications: I point out the obvious. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"> )
 

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<div class="quote-block">Duh, because you're stupid!!!</div>
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Duh...You're RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/stupid.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":sign:"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/stupid.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":sign:"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/stupid.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":sign:">
 

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Finally a chance to use this emoticon <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/stupid.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":sign:"> freely! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/stupid.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":sign:">
 

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<div class="quote-block"><i>Originally posted by buddadragon</i><br><br><b>Must be named after me. My dad called me that all the time. And he thought I would'nt amount to anything. HA!</b></div>
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Noooooo.....it's a song. "The Mayor of Simpleton" by XTC.<br><br><br><br>
See? I'm so stupid that I want to be a song...<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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I want to play! I want to play! I'm totally dumb, too. So dumb, in fact, that the thing that incenses me more than anything else is IMPROPER USE OF COMMAS. Not war, not racism, not cruelty to animals, but commas.<br><br><br><br>
Budda--maybe I can be your Press Secretary?<br><br><br><br>
In case the commas didn't convince y'all that I'm kinda dumb--I once spent half an hour trying to figure out if Delaware was a city or a state. I was 22 at the time.
 
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