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Okay, I'll go first......<br><br><br><br>
Madonna.<br><br>
I saw her latest video on TV, and have heard about some of the lyrics from the songs off of her new album. Definitely time to go.<br><br><br><br>
Martin Lawrence.<br><br>
"Black Knight", "Blue Streak 2"...... who keeps writing parts for this guy?<br><br><br><br>
Rob Schneider.<br><br>
"The Animal", "The Hot Chick"...... again, who keeps giving him parts?<br><br><br><br>
All those involved with "Kangaroo Jack".<br><br>
Need I say anything about this total piece of worthless crap? Who allowed them into my country to make this? I've never been so embarrassed..... and how dare they use Men At Work's "Down Under".<br><br><br><br>
Okay.... that's it for now.
 

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I understand the whole "Kangaroo Jack" thing. When I first saw the preview on TV, my first thought was "The Aussies are sure going to be pissed about that." lol. What the hell is this world coming to when they make a movie about a talking Kangaroo who raps and mugs people??
 

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<div class="quote-block"><i>Originally posted by Strix</i><br><br><b>No doubt, Michael Jackson. Or is he already out? Those tired moves went out in '83.</b></div>
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The crotch-grabbing? That freak really can't get enough of himself.
 

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Clint Eastwood l love him butyea his time is up.
 

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My list of "celebs that need to retire":<br><br><br><br>
Michael Jackson would take the top 10 positions on the "who should retire" list. That would be about 1 position for each facial morph that we've seen and since he seems to look like a whole new person (not in a good way), I'll give him 10 votes + an extra 6 votes for that nose that looks like a crumbling pup-tent.<br><br><br><br>
Britney Spears is another that needs to go. I don't like her clothes or rather to say, her lack of clothes (while claiming to be "ms. virtue"), I don't like her style, I don't like how all her songs sound like all her other songs, I don't like her dance moves that look like everyone else, and I don't like her new look.<br><br><br><br>
Madonna is another I would like to see gone. Is it me or does she look more and more like a tired hag? Even her videos seems need of rest. She's no longer "like a virgin" and she's far passed the "ray of light".<br><br><br><br>
Kangaroo Jack? It's more like Kangaroo joke in my view. I didn't see it when it came out. I didn't want to. I couldn't even stand to watch the commercials on tv for it. Even a 30 second commercial was too much for me. GAG! I didn't know they used the song "Down Under" in it, either. That makes it even worse as far as I'm concerned. I think Hollywood owes Austrailia, Kangaroos, and Men At Work a very LARGE apology complete with flowers, candy, and a promise never to make that kind of dribble again.<br><br><br><br>
Sara Jessica Parker. "Sucks in the city" is the only decent thing she's ever done and that ain't saying much (unless you consider over-sexed whiners to be attractive or something). She's an ugly twig with a voice of a ferret and she annoys me!<br><br><br><br>
Cedric the Entertainer. What kind of ego does a person have to have in order to legally have his name changed to "Cedric the Entertainer"? He couldn't entertain a wall if he had to (which is about where I would like to put him, at high speeds)!<br><br><br><br>
There are more, but that's all I could think of for now.
 

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Ozzy Osbourne <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":rolleyes:">
 

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Does George Bush count as a celebrity ... if so ...<br><br><br><br>
Please retire! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":rolleyes:">
 

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<div class="quote-block"><i>Originally posted by dk_art</i><br><br><b>Does George Bush count as a celebrity ... if so ...<br><br><br><br>
Please retire! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":rolleyes:"></b></div>
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<br><span style="color:#800080;">rofl...thats great!!! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"></span>
 

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Sean Connery. And Anthony Hopkins unless they start starring in some decent movies instead of all the yuck they've been doing.
 

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Hee Hee you beat to it Seadolphin - I was going to say anyone connected to a boy band or a teenage girl pop act.<br><br><br><br>
Also - anyone who has produced, starred or is any way connected to a reality show or an MTV series.
 

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Christina Aguilera needs to go.<br><br><br><br>
I would also like to see Emeril Lagasse retire. His show is ALWAYS on the food network. He drives me crazy! Bam!
 

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<div class="quote-block"><i>Originally posted by kraftykraft</i><br><br><b><br><br>
Also - anyone who has produced, starred or is any way connected to a reality show or an MTV series.</b></div>
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*cough*Tom Greene... I'm looking in your direction...
 

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Im so with you all on the Madonna thing, I was actually at my friends place and her newest video came on and I was like, I hope she just goes away and never makes another movie with Guy Richie EVER AGAIN.<br><br><br><br>
and you may all want ozzy to retire, I would prefer it if his daughter retires. Ack NO MORE KELLY OSBOURNE!
 

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1) Michael Jackson<br><br>
2) Survivors, Elimidates, Fifth Wheels, and... ummmm.... Temptation Island-ers. Pretty much, reality shows (except the music ones :))
 

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More for the list:<br><br><br><br>
How could I forget boy/girl bands? I think they all set music back what, 3, maybe 400 years? Hearing cats fight is far more melodic than anything those people can come up with. Bring back Milli Vanilli. At least we knew <i>they</i> were fake.<br><br><br><br>
And while I'm here, I'm adding....J. Lo. Or is that Jennifer Lopez? Or is that.......WHO CARES! She can't act, she can't sing, she can barely dance. I don't like people that have one "personna" for singing (if you can call it that) and another "personna" for movies. What's that about? She can't stand to be who she is or what? OY!<br><br><br><br>
And another one we can say "buh-bye" to is P. Diddy or Puff Daddy or Piddle-Puddle or whatever name he's going by this week. Sure he changed his name and tried to improve his rep, but he still relys on other people to make his hits which is would be duable if he were mafia, but as a singer, it's pretty lame and we all know it.<br><br><br><br>
I agree with StvSpl. Reality shows = <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/spew.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":spew:"> Cheap to produce, quick to film, and easy run through post-production and you know what? IT SHOWS! You can only tell that there's no brains/originality going on and the shows just keep getting meaner and meaner. 15 seconds of fame for these people on these shows seem 10 years too long for all of us.<br><br><br><br>
The Osbournes! Oh, yes, the Osbournes! Sharon is the only decent one in the lot. The kids obviously didn't get any looks (or talent, for that matter) and Oz has just 2 braincells left. Fried and refried. I think they should let the p!$$!ng dog have the show and send everyone else away on a looonnnnggg vacation to obscurityville.
 
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