The Cat Lovers Thread

paisleyjane · Aug 23, 2009

^^^ 
OH MY Gooooooodnessss.... <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smitten.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":smitten:"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smitten.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":smitten:"> 
That is SO cute!! hahaha... aweee

paisleyjane · Aug 23, 2009

^^^ 
OH MY Gooooooodnessss.... <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smitten.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":smitten:"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smitten.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":smitten:"> 
That is SO cute!! hahaha... aweee

sallyomally · Aug 23, 2009

How precious!

GhostUser · Aug 23, 2009

Adorable video.

RedLotus · Aug 24, 2009

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<div class="quote-block">Bean and CJ are adorable together! Are they actually related? (I ask because soon Juno's going to have to deal with another, slightly older female cat in 'her' house, and I'd like to think there's a chance they'll be friends eventually!)</div>
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They're not actually related, believe it or not. CJ was about 4-5 months old when I got Bean (who was only a few weeks old and in bad shape). CJ hated Bean for about two days and hissed at her and acted all dramatic, but after a few days she adjusted and took on a mothering/big sis sort of role with her. They've been inseparatable ever since. They've very protective of each other. CJ even attacked a dog a friend brought over when is startled Bean and made her yowl. Bean was fine - the dog never even touched her, but my timid little CJ when kamikaze on the poor mutt. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/laugh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":lol:"> (the dog was fien, just REALLY confused and freaked out!) 
And that video is PRECIOUS!

RedLotus · Aug 24, 2009

Has anyone ever watched any of the Simon's Cat videos on youtube? He does ADORABLE animated shorts about his cat, and this guy NAILS cat behavior! They're so so funny! Here's the newest one - I almost died laughing, since this is pretty much what my cat CJ does when she sees a bug. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="

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GhostUser · Aug 24, 2009

^ <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/laugh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":lol:">

sunshinegal · Aug 24, 2009

<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/laugh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":lol:"> that is an awesome video!

chryssiie718 · Aug 24, 2009

RedLotus · Aug 24, 2009

If you go to youtube and search for "Simon's cat" he has about 4 other videos that are all hilarious <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="

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SobeVegChick · Aug 26, 2009

I saw one of these a while back and loved it. Didn't know there were more. How awesome!

Amy SF · Sep 3, 2009

I think this has been posted on VB before, but I couldn't find it, so I'll post it again. I love it. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="

"> <div class="quote-container">Quote:
<div class="quote-block">Cat Haiku 
You never feed me. 
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face. 
That will show you. 
You must scratch me there! 
Yes, above my tail! Behold, 
elevator butt. 
I need a new toy. 
Tail of black dog keeps good time. 
Pounce! good dog! good dog! 
The rule for today. 
Touch my tail, I shred your hand. 
New rule tomorrow. 
In deep sleep hear sound 
Cat vomit hairball somewhere. 
Will find in morning. 
Grace personified 
I leap into the window 
I meant to do that 
Blur of motion, then- 
Silence, me, a paper bag 
What is so funny? 
The mighty hunter 
Returns with gifts of plump birds 
Your foot just squashed one. 
You're always typing 
Well, let's see you ignore my 
Sitting on your hands. 
My small cardboard box 
You cannot see me if I 
Can just hide my head. 
Terrible battle 
I fought for hours. Come and see! 
What's a "term paper"? 
Kitty likes plastic 
Confuses for litter box 
Don't leave tarp around 
Small brave carnivores 
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes 
Fear vacuum cleaner 
Want to trim my claws 
Don't even think about it! 
My yelps will wake the dead 
I want to be close 
To you. Can I fit my head 
inside your armpit? 
Wanna go outside. 
Oh, no! Help! I got outside! 
Let me back inside! 
Oh no! Big One 
has been trapped by newspaper. 
Cat to the rescue! 
Humans are so strange. 
Mine lies still in the bed, then screams! 
My claws aren't that sharp.... 
Cats meow out of angst 
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs! 
We could break so much" 
Litter box not there 
You must have moved it again 
I'll crap in the sink 
The Big Ones snore now 
Every room is dark and cold 
time for "Cup Hockey" 
We're almost equals 
I purr to show I love you 
Want to smell my butt.</div>
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chryssiie718 · Sep 3, 2009

<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/laugh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":lol:"> 
LOVE THAT!!!

sallyomally · Sep 4, 2009

That is the best thing I've read in quite a long time.It captures the true essence of kitties everywhere!

Earthling · Sep 7, 2009

amaroque · Sep 18, 2009

Strict, Unbending Rules For Dealing With Stray Cats 
1. Stray cats will not be fed. 
2. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food. 
3. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened with a little milk. 
4. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened with warm milk, 
yummy treats and leftover fish scraps. 
5. Stray cats will not be encouraged to make this house their permanent residence. 
6. Stray cats will not be petted, played with or picked up and cuddled unnecessarily. 
7. Stray cats that are petted, played with, picked up and cuddled will absolutely not be given a name. 
8. Stray cats with or without a name will not be allowed inside the house at any time. 
9. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except at certain times. 
10. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except on days ending in "y". 
11. Stray cats allowed inside will not be permitted to jump up on or sharpen their claws on the furniture. 
12. Stray cats will not be permitted to jump up on, or sharpen claws on the really good furniture. 
13. Stray cats will be permitted on all furniture but must sharpen claws on new $114.99 sisal-rope cat-scratching post with three perches. 
14. Stray cats will answer the call of nature outdoors in the sand. 
15. Stray cats will answer the call of nature in the three-piece, high-impact plastic tray filled with Fresh'n'Sweet kitty litter. 
16. Stray cats will answer the call of nature in the hooded litter pan with a three-panel privacy screen and plenty of head room. 
17. Stray cats will sleep outside. 
18. Stray cats will sleep in the garage. 
19. Stray cats will sleep in the house. 
20. Stray cats will sleep in a cardboard box lined with an old blanket. 
21. Stray cats will sleep in the special Kitty-Komfort-Bed with non-allergenic lambs wool pillow. 
22. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed. 
23. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed, except at the foot. 
24. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed under the covers. 
25. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed under the covers except at the foot. 
26. Stray cats will not play on the desk. 
27. Stray cats will not play on the desk near the computer. 
28. Stray cats are forbidden to walk on the computer keyboard on the desk when the human is using it.

Amy SF · Sep 18, 2009

<div class="quote-container">Quote:
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by amaroque <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a> Strict, Unbending Rules For Dealing With Stray Cats 
1. Stray cats will not be fed. 
2. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food. 
3. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened with a little milk. 
4. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened with warm milk, 
yummy treats and leftover fish scraps. 
5. Stray cats will not be encouraged to make this house their permanent residence. 
6. Stray cats will not be petted, played with or picked up and cuddled unnecessarily. 
7. Stray cats that are petted, played with, picked up and cuddled will absolutely not be given a name. 
8. Stray cats with or without a name will not be allowed inside the house at any time. 
9. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except at certain times. 
10. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except on days ending in "y". 
11. Stray cats allowed inside will not be permitted to jump up on or sharpen their claws on the furniture. 
12. Stray cats will not be permitted to jump up on, or sharpen claws on the really good furniture. 
13. Stray cats will be permitted on all furniture but must sharpen claws on new $114.99 sisal-rope cat-scratching post with three perches. 
14. Stray cats will answer the call of nature outdoors in the sand. 
15. Stray cats will answer the call of nature in the three-piece, high-impact plastic tray filled with Fresh'n'Sweet kitty litter. 
16. Stray cats will answer the call of nature in the hooded litter pan with a three-panel privacy screen and plenty of head room. 
17. Stray cats will sleep outside. 
18. Stray cats will sleep in the garage. 
19. Stray cats will sleep in the house. 
20. Stray cats will sleep in a cardboard box lined with an old blanket. 
21. Stray cats will sleep in the special Kitty-Komfort-Bed with non-allergenic lambs wool pillow. 
22. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed. 
23. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed, except at the foot. 
24. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed under the covers. 
25. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed under the covers except at the foot. 
26. Stray cats will not play on the desk. 
27. Stray cats will not play on the desk near the computer. 
28. Stray cats are forbidden to walk on the computer keyboard on the desk when the human is using it.</div>
</div>
 <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/laugh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":lol:"> I love it!

purple · Sep 19, 2009

<a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/jgales/Cats#" target="_blank">Here are our kitties!!</a> 
Black and White one is Jupiter, female weighing in at 11lb. 
Orange Tabby is Bo, male weighing in at 19lb. 
Grey and brown is Miss Kitty, female weighing it at 15lb. 
There's a lot of pics of Jupi cause we got her as a kitten and she's a lot more photogenic than the other two.

amaroque · Sep 19, 2009

I love the last one of Miss Kitty with her head on the pillow!

GhostUser · Sep 19, 2009

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by purple <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a> 
Orange Tabby is Bo, male weighing in at 19lb. </div>
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That is one big kitty cat!<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/tongue3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="

"> They are all really cute.

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