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Elmo's World:<br><br>
Elmo: "Mr Noodle! Is a cow a wild animal?"<br><br>
Kids on the show: "No!!!! A cow belongs on a farm!"<br><br>
Elmo: "Mr. Noodle- is a seal a wild animal?"<br><br>
Kids: "Yes!! A seal lives in the wild!"<br><br><br>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>delicioso</strong> <a href="/forum/post/3101354"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
But, belongs? Someone should tell those kids they belong in a sweatshop. J/K.</div>
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True, but they don't really belong (in their current domesticated form) in the "wild" either.<br><br>
"Sorry little Johnny, cattle shouldn't exist in their current form. Humans have selectively bred and manipulated their genetics, they are an aberration. They have been designed to maximize their meat production into as short as a time period as possible." <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)">
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Forster</strong> <a href="/forum/post/3101360"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
True, but they don't really belong (in their current domesticated form) in the "wild" either.<br><br>
"Sorry little Johnny, cattle shouldn't exist in their current form. Humans have selectively bred and manipulated their genetics, they are an aberration. They have been designed to maximize their meat production into as short as a time period as possible." <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)"></div>
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"... now eat your big Mac and Fries or you won't grow big and strong like the foreman in the sweat shop to which your going."
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>mollycakes</strong> <a href="/forum/post/3101298"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
Elmo's World:<br><br>
Elmo: "Mr Noodle! Is a cow a wild animal?"<br><br>
Kids on the show: "No!!!! A cow belongs on a farm!"<br><br>
Elmo: "Mr. Noodle- is a seal a wild animal?"<br><br>
Kids: "Yes!! A seal lives in the wild!"<br><br><br>
*facepalm*</div>
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One of my 'play-mates' (av. age 13 3/4) must have seen this.<br><br>
He tried the old "but, but they are bred for the purpose" routine.<br><br>
It was not a gentle re-education but, as I failed to kill him, I guess it made him stronger <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)">
 
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