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Michael's pretty fly! (For a veg guy!)

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<<<With great apologies to Offspring>>

Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh

Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh

Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh

And all the girlies say Michael's pretty fly for a veg guy

Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seÃ*s

You know its kinda hard just to be a veg today

So our subject made a place for us to go and play

It may not have ads, or children that are vile

But everything it lacks, well he makes it up with style

So don't debate, 'cept in the compost heap

if you wanna cuss you have to use a bleep

Michael plays the field, and he don't eat veal

It's the VB, It's the VB!

So if you're a veg, no need to beg

Just don't say you're vegan when you eat an egg

The world needs veggieboards!

Hey, hey, do that damn new thing!

Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh

Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh

Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh

And all the girlies say Michael's pretty fly for a veg guy

He wants the best board, not just any will suffice

to beat out VMB he would gladly pay the price

Now out with a date, she better let the meat pass

If she orders it again, then he'll dump her lily ass!

So don't debate, 'cept in the compost heap

if you wanna cuss you have to use a bleep

Michael plays the field, and he don't eat veal

It's the VB, It's the VB!

So if you're a veg, no need to beg

Just don't say you're vegan when you eat an egg

The world needs veggieboards!

Hey, hey, do that damn new thing!

Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh

Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh

Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh

And all the girlies say Michael's pretty fly for a veg guy

Now he's wanting a tattoo yeah, he's wanting ink done

But he'll never get it cause he'll have to ask his mom

If you come to his board, just to ***** and flame

You better think twice or he'll give your ass to Tame!

Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh

Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh

Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh

Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seÃ*s

So don't debate, 'cept in the compost heap

if you wanna cuss you have to use a bleep

Michael plays the field, and he don't eat veal

It's the VB, It's the VB!

So if you're a veg, no need to beg

Just don't say you're vegan when you eat an egg

The world needs veggieboards

The world loves veggieboards

Let's get some more veggieboards

Hey, hey, do that damn new thing!
 

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"Vegan" - "My Band"/D12 parody

[Intro]

I don't know dude...

I think everyone's all jealous and **** cuz I decided to go vegan dude...

And I think my family's got a ****in problem with me dude...

And if they don't shut up I'll tell 'em where to go...

Because...

[Chorus]

My family just learned that I'm a vegan...

Now they're all on me and want me to eat ham...

I won't though cuz PETA says that I am the man...

All because I decided to be a vegan...

[Verse 1 -]

So I slept all night go downstairs right

Walk up to my mom and I'm all like

"Sup lady, no sausage 'n' gravy

I've decided to be vegan baby

She's all like "Oh no what do you mean?"

"Where in the world will you get your protein?"

"I know that you won't get enough vitamin B

Please honey please won't you eat your meat?"

And by now the rest of the family gets jealous

Especially when I hog the grill to do my portabellas

Everyone starts yellin', almost in a rage

Tell me to quit cryin' for animals and act my age

It's like every single night they pick a fight with me

But when we fight it goes past sibling rivalry

Cuz seems like at the dinner table each night with me

I just end up proving they're not as bright as me

Yesterday my brother tried to pull a knife on me

Cause I told him honey is vomit from a bee

This vegan ****, it's the life for me

Even if my friends despise me because&#8230;

My family just learned that I'm a vegan...

Now they're all on me and want me to eat ham...

I won't though cuz PETA says that I am the man...

All because I decided to be a vegan...
 

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A true VB original - from the old board - Still Wankin'/parody of Free Fallin'

He's a bad boy,

spanks the monkey,

chokes the chicken,

flogs the bishop too...

He's a bad boy,

crazy 'bout Hustler,

likes Playboy,

and Penthouse too...

Now it's a *hard* day,

sittin' in a classroom,

Has to hold a book up,

when he goes to the board...

Now he's a bad boy,

doesn't show up for dinner,

He's a bad boy,

doesn't do homework too...

'Cause he's still...

still wanking...
 

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Discussion Starter · #4 ·
Not one of my personal faves, but seemed to get some props so it made the greatest hits:

MODERATORS

With apologies to Ray Parker, Jr...

(Tune of "Ghostbusters")

If there's someone strange postin' in your thread

Who ya gonna call (Moderators!)

If your all pissed off about what's been said

Who ya gonna call (Moderators!)

We will edit the post

We will edit the post

If someone new, just called you "slut"

Who can you call (Moderators!)

And they said just kiss their butt

Oh who ya gonna call (Moderators!)

We will edit the post

We will edit the post

Who ya gonna call (Moderators)

Be a sport, and hit report

An call (Moderators)

We will edit the post

Michael really likes the girls

We will edit the post

Who you gonna call (Moderators)

Mm&#8230;if you've been flamed

Just place the blame baby

You better call Moderators!

Bannin' makes us feel good

We will edit the post

Don't handle it alone oh no&#8230;Moderators!

When they post that they eat meat

Then they tell you what to eat

I think you better call Moderators

Ooh... who you gonna call (Moderators)

Who you gonna call (Moderators)

Ah, I think you better call (Moderators)

I can't hear you&#8230;(Moderators)

Who you gonna call (Moderators)

Louder (Moderators!)

Who you gonna call (Moderators)

Who you can call Moderators&#8230;(till fade)
 

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Discussion Starter · #8 ·
Yeah, well "Tryna get me banned on VB" will be released in the next week, but probably only on the underground circuit. Have to keep my street cred.
 
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