Michael's pretty fly! (For a veg guy!)
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<<<With great apologies to Offspring>>
Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh
Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh
Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh
And all the girlies say Michael's pretty fly for a veg guy
Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seÃ*s
You know its kinda hard just to be a veg today
So our subject made a place for us to go and play
It may not have ads, or children that are vile
But everything it lacks, well he makes it up with style
So don't debate, 'cept in the compost heap
if you wanna cuss you have to use a bleep
Michael plays the field, and he don't eat veal
It's the VB, It's the VB!
So if you're a veg, no need to beg
Just don't say you're vegan when you eat an egg
The world needs veggieboards!
Hey, hey, do that damn new thing!
Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh
Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh
Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh
And all the girlies say Michael's pretty fly for a veg guy
He wants the best board, not just any will suffice
to beat out VMB he would gladly pay the price
Now out with a date, she better let the meat pass
If she orders it again, then he'll dump her lily ass!
So don't debate, 'cept in the compost heap
if you wanna cuss you have to use a bleep
Michael plays the field, and he don't eat veal
It's the VB, It's the VB!
So if you're a veg, no need to beg
Just don't say you're vegan when you eat an egg
The world needs veggieboards!
Hey, hey, do that damn new thing!
Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh
Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh
Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh
And all the girlies say Michael's pretty fly for a veg guy
Now he's wanting a tattoo yeah, he's wanting ink done
But he'll never get it cause he'll have to ask his mom
If you come to his board, just to ***** and flame
You better think twice or he'll give your ass to Tame!
Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh
Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh
Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh
Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seÃ*s
So don't debate, 'cept in the compost heap
if you wanna cuss you have to use a bleep
Michael plays the field, and he don't eat veal
It's the VB, It's the VB!
So if you're a veg, no need to beg
Just don't say you're vegan when you eat an egg
The world needs veggieboards
The world loves veggieboards
Let's get some more veggieboards
Hey, hey, do that damn new thing!
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<<<With great apologies to Offspring>>
Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh
Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh
Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh
And all the girlies say Michael's pretty fly for a veg guy
Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seÃ*s
You know its kinda hard just to be a veg today
So our subject made a place for us to go and play
It may not have ads, or children that are vile
But everything it lacks, well he makes it up with style
So don't debate, 'cept in the compost heap
if you wanna cuss you have to use a bleep
Michael plays the field, and he don't eat veal
It's the VB, It's the VB!
So if you're a veg, no need to beg
Just don't say you're vegan when you eat an egg
The world needs veggieboards!
Hey, hey, do that damn new thing!
Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh
Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh
Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh
And all the girlies say Michael's pretty fly for a veg guy
He wants the best board, not just any will suffice
to beat out VMB he would gladly pay the price
Now out with a date, she better let the meat pass
If she orders it again, then he'll dump her lily ass!
So don't debate, 'cept in the compost heap
if you wanna cuss you have to use a bleep
Michael plays the field, and he don't eat veal
It's the VB, It's the VB!
So if you're a veg, no need to beg
Just don't say you're vegan when you eat an egg
The world needs veggieboards!
Hey, hey, do that damn new thing!
Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh
Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh
Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh
And all the girlies say Michael's pretty fly for a veg guy
Now he's wanting a tattoo yeah, he's wanting ink done
But he'll never get it cause he'll have to ask his mom
If you come to his board, just to ***** and flame
You better think twice or he'll give your ass to Tame!
Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh
Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh
Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh
Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seÃ*s
So don't debate, 'cept in the compost heap
if you wanna cuss you have to use a bleep
Michael plays the field, and he don't eat veal
It's the VB, It's the VB!
So if you're a veg, no need to beg
Just don't say you're vegan when you eat an egg
The world needs veggieboards
The world loves veggieboards
Let's get some more veggieboards
Hey, hey, do that damn new thing!