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1. Make lots of threads about unpopular things.<br><br>
2. Call someone by the wrong name, repeatedly, after being corrected.<br><br>
3. Smell bad.<br><br>
4. Tell people how much better your life is than theirs.<br><br>
5. Offer unsolicited advice whenever possible.
 

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Fart in public.
 

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Fart in their face.
 

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1) *****, complain, say nothing but negative things and reject all attempts from others to problem solve or support you in any way all the while attacking others.<br><br>
2) Be fat.
 

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Always be right. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/tongue3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":p">
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>saxyphonist</strong> <a href="/forum/post/2859165"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
Always be right. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/tongue3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":p"></div>
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Is that why I have no friends?
 

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<div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>saxyphonist</strong> <a href="/forum/post/2859165"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
Always be right. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/tongue3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":p"></div>
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Oooh, that's a GOOD one. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/yes.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":yes:">
 

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Never let anyone finish a sentence during conversations.<br>
Always direct all conversations back to oneself.
 

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Walk outside naked.<br><br>
Be a vegan.<br><br>
Tell someone off for killing a fly.
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Kibbleforlola</strong> <a href="/forum/post/2859167"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
Is that why I have no friends?</div>
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<br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/yes.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":yes:">
 

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Be a batsh*t insane physics professor (yes, I am thinking of someone specific).
 

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Pee in someones drink.
 

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Remind some vegan activists that vegans save one more animal per year than vegetarians and that their attitudes towards activism may be counter productive <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/wink3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=";)">
 

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Go into a place full of overweight people and moan that your size 2 jeans are feeling a little snug.
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Earthling</strong> <a href="/forum/post/2859220"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
Go into a place full of overweight people and moan that your size 2 jeans are feeling a little snug.</div>
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I used to work with a chick who would do just that. She was a size 0 and would complain about being fat to the rest of us.
 

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Hand out pictures of factory farm animals to patrons at the local restaurant.
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>sequoia</strong> <a href="/forum/post/2859222"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
I used to work with a chick who would do just that. She was a size 0 and would complain about being fat to the rest of us.</div>
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It's common among the self-involved and vain types <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/yes.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":yes:">
 
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