[PurpleCow]

We've all done something so stupid that when we look back on it we can't believe how...stupid we were. Heres a thread for you to share your embarassing moments.

I'll start.

Well, one time my friend and I decided to sneak out of my house and as I was sliding out of my window my rather large belt buckle caught on the window frame and I was stuck hanging there for like 3 minutes and the after some serious struggling the belt buckle slipped and I fell on my butt into a rather thorny rose bush. Still haven't lived that one down.

One time I fell asleep in class after a long night of cramming for mid-terms and when my friend noticed I was sleeping she poked me and I stood up and hollered, with a drool stain down the side of my face "Don't kill the pig he's my friend!" Needles to say my classmates found this very amusing.

 

[evilvegan]

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Originally Posted by PurpleCow

One time I fell asleep in class after a long night of cramming for mid-terms and when my friend noticed I was sleeping she poked me and I stood up and hollered, with a drool stain down the side of my face "Don't kill the pig he's my friend!" Needles to say my classmates found this very amusing.

I laughed out loud at that.

It's hard to say what stupid thing I've done...most of my "accidents" are attributed to other people screwing up and me being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

I did once decide that I was going to pick up a gosling at my bf's house...did you know that geese can run a whole lot faster than me? And that they aren't very friendly?

 

[GhostUser]

Something stupid I've done: worked 20 hours during finals week, including 2 overnight shifts. I crashed at the end of the week.

Another stupid thing I've done: gotten to the point of serious dehydration and severe stress, not eating enough, and ending up the hospital as a result

 

[VEGirl3]

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Originally Posted by PurpleCow

One time I fell asleep in class after a long night of cramming for mid-terms and when my friend noticed I was sleeping she poked me and I stood up and hollered, with a drool stain down the side of my face "Don't kill the pig he's my friend!" Needles to say my classmates found this very amusing.

like something i would do!

this sounds like an interesting thread. theres many stupid things i have done. right now, however... i cannot think of any. i'll be posting once i can actually think (i'm falling asleep at the computer...

)

yep. tests.

 

[isowish]

My life is full of these moments, but I'm too lazy to type them out.

I am one big walking mess of confusion.

 

[PurpleCow]

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Originally Posted by isowish

My life is full of these moments, but I'm too lazy to type them out.

I am one big walking mess of confusion.

Aren't we all

 

[GhostUser]

This sounds like a grat idea for a thread

evilvegan, I was at this park place around my house that has a lake behind and all the ducks there are very friendly...well almost all...theres this little group of 4 largee geese..they are different then any I seen before and noone knows exactly what they are. My friend swears they're dinosaurs! They chases my brother in law around and they run in a little line and take turns putting their heads back and hissing/growling very loud. They are verryy strange looking..and they like, attacked our car.

 

[abadi]

i have done somethig i wouldn't happen like i falling asleep when i watch TV

hhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[s0ad]

Yesterday I was going into an Eckerd I've never been to before and I went in the "out" door. I thought the door opened for me, but it was just because someone just came out. There were two automatic doors for the exit and I tried pushing the second automatic door cause I was trapped after entering. I was there for a few moments before realizing.

 

[pheniox]

Well the stupidest thing I've done up to now is when I was at an environmental protection rally. There was this thing going on where people where super-gluing huge banners to the logging trucks with that really strong glue that they use to help with building structure, and can tear your skin off if you try to pull on it when it's dry. Anyway I was gluing a poster up and wasn't paying attention, so I accidentally super-glued my hand to the side of the truck and had to have the fire department come and cut a chunk of the truck out so I could go to the hospital and have my hand soaked in solvent for a few hours.

 

[Alli]

Well, I was in health class (7th grade), and I fell asleep on the desk. I was still half asleep, but after the teacher said something about sperm, I yelled out "Sperm!"

 

[Formerbaboon]

A little over 3 months ago my sister was chucking aluminum cans at my head in our front yard. I went running, tripped over a rock, and slammed my face into a palm tree. Nose was broken, face was scratched up (I have about 5 one inch scars).

That was pretty stupid.

 

[evilvegan]

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Originally Posted by pheniox

had to have the fire department come and cut a chunk of the truck out so I could go to the hospital and have my hand soaked in solvent for a few hours.

Oh. Man. That is great.

 

[Bunny Hugger]

Quote:

Well the stupidest thing I've done up to now is when I was at an environmental protection rally. There was this thing going on where people where super-gluing huge banners to the logging trucks with that really strong glue that they use to help with building structure, and can tear your skin off if you try to pull on it when it's dry. Anyway I was gluing a poster up and wasn't paying attention, so I accidentally super-glued my hand to the side of the truck and had to have the fire department come and cut a chunk of the truck out so I could go to the hospital and have my hand soaked in solvent for a few hours.

HIGHlarious!

 

[Tim]

When I was 10 I jumped off the garage roof with my mothers umbrella as a "parachute" ala GI-JOE (probably looked more like Mary poppins).

I broke Both of my arms and ruined the umbrella, so my dad rushed me to the hospital where I had my arms set and casted and I think dad got a vascectomy.

 

[PurpleCow]

I had a quiz in history yesterday and as part of the french emersion program it was written in french. I went through and answered all the questions then passed the test in. I got it back today and came to find a big fat zero on the front and "rewrite" scribbled across the front. I looked it over and realized I had answered everything in english.

 

[tabbyKAT]

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Originally Posted by Tim

When I was 10 I jumped off the garage roof with my mothers umbrella as a "parachute" ala GI-JOE (probably looked more like Mary poppins).

I broke Both of my arms and ruined the umbrella, so my dad rushed me to the hospital where I had my arms set and casted and I think dad got a vascectomy.

lol

 

[tabbyKAT]

one time i was smiling at this guy (who later became my twin sisters boyfriend) as i was walking into class, and you know how some teachers have those podium type things? yah i walked right into it, because i wasnt paying attention...then kinda stumbled to my seat and pretended like i did it on purpose...

 

[evilvegan]

These are all so much fun to read!

 

[MOMO17]

let me see..

i jumped out of a tree trying to fly(it didn't work)

i jumped of a hill like 3 times, one time i was holding a kit, trying to fly.(that didn't work either)

when i was like 3 i slid down this plank of wood, it was my slid, with out any clothes on and i got like five million splinters in my butt, it hurt alot!.