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A man was on a plane and noticed that the girl siting next to him was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He asked the blonde,"Would you like to play a game with me? I ask you a question and if you get it wrong you give me $5. Then you ask me a question and if I get it wrong Ill give you $5. The blonde replied,"No, thank you Id rather sleep." The man said,"Fine, I ask you a question and if you get it wrong you give me $5. Then you ask me a question and if I get it wrong Ill give you $500." The blonde finally comprimised with the man and decided to play the mans game.<br><br><br><br>
The man asked his question first. He asked her,"How far away is the moon from Earth??"<br><br><br><br>
The blonde said,"I dont know." and gave the man $5.<br><br><br><br>
Then the blonde asked her question. She asked him,"What goes up the hill with four legs and comes back with three??"<br><br><br><br>
The man pulled out his laptop and went on the internet to try to find the answer. The man searched and search but couldnt find the answer. Eventually the man gave up and gave the blonde $500.<br><br><br><br>
He then asked her,"So what was the answer??" The blonde looked at him, gave him $5, and went back to sleep.<br><br><br><br><a href="http://www.humorroom.com/jokes/blondejokes" target="_blank">Blonde Jokes</a> | <a href="http://www.humorroom.com/jokes/christmasjokes" target="_blank">Christmas Jokes</a> | <a href="http://www.humorroom.com/jokes/businessjokes/" target="_blank">Business Jokes</a> | <a href="http://www.humorroom.com/jokes/computersjokes/" target="_blank">Computers Jokes</a> | <a href="http://www.humorroom.com/jokes/entertainmentjokes/" target="_blank">Entertainment Jokes</a> | <a href="http://www.humorroom.com/jokes/marriagejokes/" target="_blank">Marriage Jokes</a><br><br><br><br>
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