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Here's a cute quick story I thought you guys might like to chuckle at.<br>
Went to lunch with a coworker today. We decided on friendly's.<br>
My colleague ordered the all american burger with fries. I ordered the same, but requested a boca burger patty.<br><br>
Coworker: "what's a boca burger?"<br>
Me: " meatless patty. "<br>
Coworker: "why did you get that? "<br>
Me: "I avoid meat."<br>
Coworker: " are you a vegetarian?"<br>
Me: "pretty much yeah"<br>
Coworker: "oh."<br><br>
Long pause<br><br>
Coworker: "so, um, what kind of vegetarian are you?"<br>
Me: "i'm vegetarian- level 5."<br>
Coworker: "level 5? What's that?"<br>
Me: "I don't eat anything that casts a shadow."<br><br>
Silence<br><br>
I'm sure the water cooler gossip is going to be extremely fun!
 

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I love that line, I may have to steal it!
 

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You'll love this thread:<br><br><a href="http://www.veggieboards.com/newvb/showthread.php?118367-Stupid-Things-Omnivores-Say-Version-5.0" target="_blank">http://www.veggieboards.com/newvb/sh...ay-Version-5.0</a><br><br>
And, WELCOME again! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/hi.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":hi:">
 

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Personally I'm a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deY8DZHBkeM" target="_blank">super vegan 3</a>.<br><br>
The hair kind of gets in the way but my power is maximum.
 

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love it!
 
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