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Share some of your best sage advice!<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>
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Don't pour salt into an open wound, unless it is a wounded avocado.
 

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Sage is also used as a spiritual cleanser. Burn a little sage when you're about to invoke the goddess for something, like a coworker who doesn't make you crazy.<br><br><br><br><a href="http://www.pyramidcollection.com/itemdy00.asp?c=&T1=P21390&GEN1=&SKW=sage&PageNo=1" target="_blank">http://www.pyramidcollection.com/ite...=sage&PageNo=1</a>
 

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VB has several sages. I'll leave it up to everyone else to figure out who they are.
 

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Never put off til tomorrow what you can do today. Unless you're feeling too lazy to do today what would otherwise be put off til tomorrow. In that case, it's OK.
 

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"The less anybody wants you, the less valuable you become, unless you truly want yourself." -Ashleigh Brilliant<br><br><br><br>
Also, sage is stinky. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/tongue3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":p">
 

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"The minute you get rid of something, you'll discover that you desperately need it. " - Amy SF
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Amy SF</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
"The minute you get rid of something, you'll discover that you desperately need it. " - Amy SF</div>
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Is this the motto of hoarders everywhere?
 

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Never put your lips on that iced up railing - no matter how tempting it looks.<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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<span style="color:#008000;">Do not urinate in such a direction that would be contrary to the motion of the wind.</span>
 

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Amy-Fucious say: Always wear tie-dyed socks, and happiness will always be yours.
 

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At least, until you get fired for breaking the dress code at work. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/tongue3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":p">
 

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At least, until you get fired for breaking the dress code at work. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/tongue3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":p"></div>
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hahaha! I haven't yet! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/sneaky.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":shifty:">
 

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The chances of a piece of toast landing butter-side down, are directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
 

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Sky-fucious say: Before you invite a friend to go with you to a coffee shop, make sure their doorways are wide enough for her wheelchair.
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Amy SF</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
Amy-Fucious say: Always wear tie-dyed socks, and happiness will always be yours.</div>
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WooHoo, happiness will always be mine! *queenfluff owns five pairs of tie-dyed socks*
 

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Queen-fucious say: Eating avocadoes and watching the Brady Bunch shall soon make you feel like a happy '70's appliance. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/sunny.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":sunny:">
 
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