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Originally posted by triumvir

Now I'll be all alone
I guess you can come too, so long as you agree to a few things first.

If Saborm requests it, you MUST remove your shirt.

If she is hungry, you must lay her down upon many fluffy pillows and hand-feed her succulent fruits.

If she wants entertainment, you must be willing to dance for her.

If she is feeling even a teensy bit tense, you must give her a massage for as long as she wants without complaining that your hands are tired.

Basically, whatever she wants, you must provide.

Oh, and Snuggles can not come. I don't want to be worried about the plans of a domineering "cat" while there are so many hot guys distracting me.

These are the rules. Follow them or be met with a vengence.
 
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