[GhostUser]

"an electromechanical sommelier" designed by NEC and Mie University intended to help identify wines, meats, and cheeses, believes that humans taste like pork (the other, other white meat).

"Absolutely horrifying. Like cows, once robots taste blood, their hunger for human flesh can never be satiated."

http://blog.wired.com/tableofmalcont...identifie.html

Complete Article:

http://www.southcoasttoday.com/daily...03business.htm

 

[nigel]

Fijian cannibals used to refer to humans as "long pig." I suspect there was a reason for that!

 

[eggplant]

I've always said that cooking pork smelled like what I would imagine a cooking human baby would smell like. Gross, I know, but I've always felt that way. Isn't that weird?

 

[Diana]

Pigs are like humans. That's why xenotransplation works well between humans and pigs.

I think they are our ancestors. And that's why I think the Jews and the Muslims do not eat them. They do not believe in eating their ancestors. The other religions have forgotten this and they will be sent to hell forever and ever for such blasphemy.

Next time you see a pig, don't forget your manners and "hi grandpa!!!".

 

[nigel]

That's odd - my mother always said my father was an ass....

 

[Diana]

Nigel, not your daddy. Your ANCESTORS.

 

[Diana]

Actually, I have never understood why the vivisector-criminals do not use pigs instead of mice, cats, dogs and primates for their horrible experiments.

In an article on the web, they say: "It is a difficult decision to use pigs for this kind of research. There has to be a very good cause, such as a prospective cure for a serious illness, before it can be deemed ethically defensible to contaminate pigs with human diseases, says PhD student Peter Kragh."http://

..._human_disease

Why would it be less ethical for the bastards to give pigs human diseases than giving it to cats or dogs or mice??? (Unless of course, the vivisector-criminals also know that the pigs are our ancestors...)

 

[IamJen]

There's a policeman joke in there somewhere, but well...it's too obvious perhaps.

 

[Sevenseas]

Damn, I'm going to miss him. Not everyone would appear in a film like the Woodsman.

 

[IamJen]

 

[soilman]

"I have never understood why the vivisector-criminals do not use pigs instead of mice, cats, dogs and primates for their horrible experiments."

I was under the impression they used lots of pigs. When I took college biology, every 2 students got their own fetal pig preserved in formaldehyde, to dissect. Because except for their head and genitals, hands and feet, they are rather like humans. Liver, heart, kidneys, and especially their gastro-intestinal systems. And fetal pigs are a nice convenient size.

 

[Gnome Chomsky]

>>I think they are our ancestors. >>

How so? On evolutionary terms, they are our distant cousins (along with all other life forms).

ebola

 

[Pirate Ferret]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diana

I think they are our ancestors. And that's why I think the Jews and the Muslims do not eat them. They do not believe in eating their ancestors. The other religions have forgotten this and they will be sent to hell forever and ever for such blasphemy.

Uhhh muslims dont eat pigs because they believe them to be filthy.

 

[IamJen]

Neither is Jewish law related to "ancestry".

 

[Diana]

LOL!!!!!! I was not being serious!

(Although maybe I was... I will have to ponder this.)

 

[Eclipse]

I read once that some people upon smelling dead people being cremated and not knowing thought the smell was good.

 

[SallyK]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eclipse

I read once that some people upon smelling dead people being cremated and not knowing thought the smell was good.

Ooohhhh...I think I'm going to be violently ill......

 

[Kenickie]

hahahahaha. do black pigs smell like black people?

 

[Eclipse]

It just goes to show that without culture saying cannibalism is bad, some people would enjoy cannibalism.