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. . .and I'll do the same!<br><br><br><br>
They can be funny, wise, ignorant. . . doesn't matter. Any type of quote/saying you feel worthy of posting works. I have a few.<br><br><br><br>
First, Snoopy's, which I also have tucked away in another area, should you look downward.<br><br><br><br>
#1 "Yesterday I was a dog. Today I am a dog. Tomorrow I will probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancment." -Snoopy<br><br><br><br>
#2 "You don't sew with a fork, so I see no reason to eat with knitting needles." -- Miss Piggy, on eating Chinese Food<br><br><br><br>
#3 "Eeny meeny jelly beanie! The spirits are about to speak!" -Bullwinkle Moose<br><br><br><br>
#4 Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana<br><br><br><br>
Your turn. : )
 

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I think this is a funny way to insult somebdy:<br><br><br><br>
A sophisticated rhetorician, inebriated with the exuberance of his own verbosity, and gifted with an egotistical imagination that can at all times command an interminable and inconsistent series of arguments to malign an opponent and to glorify himself.<br><br>
- Benjamin Disraeli, on William Gladstone_
 

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Ahhh! Big words! NOOOOOOOOOOO... help me...<br><br><br><br>
Here's mine: "People are more opposed to fur than leather because it's easier to harass rich ladies than motorcycle gangs."
 

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Hee.<br><br><br><br>
More from me.<br><br><br><br>
5. Resisting temptation is easier when you think you'll probably get another chance later on.<br><br><br><br>
6. Hand, n.: A singular instrument worn at the end of a human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"<br><br><br><br>
7. With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand miles closer to globular cluster M13 in the constellation Hercules, and still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no such thing as progress. -- Ransom K. Ferm
 

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<a href="http://www.insultmonger.com" target="_blank">this site</a> has tons of great quotes. all of them are insults though <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/wink3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=";)"><br><br><br><br>
I think it is hilarious. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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"You Blocks, you stones , you worse than senseless things" ... Marullus - "Julius Caesar" , Shakespeare<br><br><br><br>
"Fascinating" (with raised eyebrow) - Mr Spock (Star Trek) , said countless times in various ways <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)"><br><br><br><br>
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. " - Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain)<br><br><br><br>
"Wine is a bad thing. It makes you quarrel with your neighbor, it makes you shoot at your landlord, it makes you miss him." - Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain)<br><br><br><br><br><br>
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." - Sir Winston Churchill<br><br><br><br>
"Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few. " - Sir Winston Churchill
 

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"You never know how much you really believe anything until its truth or falsehood becomes a matter of life and death to you." --C.S. Lewis
 

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"Wearing a condom is like reading braille with gloves on."<br><br><br><br>
From my husband who always says the weirdest things.
 

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"There are three types of people in this world - Those who can count, and those who can't" - Anonymous<br><br><br><br>
And then there's my signature, which i think is quite a cool quote - "If you give a man a fire, he will be warn for the rest of the day, but if you set a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life."
 

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"The right to be heard does not include the right to be taken seriously." - Hubert H. Humphrey<br><br><br><br>
It is often easier to fight for principles than to live up to them. - Adlai Stevenson<br><br><br><br>
"If one person is unkind to an animal it is considered to be cruelty, but where a lot of people are unkind to animals, especially in the name of commerce, the cruelty is condoned and, once large sums of money are at stake, will be defended to the last by otherwise intelligent people." - Ruth Harrison, author of Animal Machines<br><br><br><br>
"I have no country to fight for: my country is the earth, and I am a citizen of the world." - Eugene Debs
 

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"where am I going and why am I in this handbasket?" <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared - Buddha<br><br><br><br>
You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus<br><br><br><br>
We can never see ourselves as other see us; even the mirror shows us in reverse - P.K Shaw<br><br><br><br>
Outside show is a poor substitue for inner worth - Aesop
 

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<div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block"><i>Originally posted by Euphoria</i><br><br><b>You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus</b></div>
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That's a good one. I have trouble with that one.
 

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One of my favourite<br><br><br><br>
"A mind is like a Parachute.<br><br>
It only works when open."<br><br><br><br>
-no clue who said that
 
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