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cheap. for obvious reason.
Ok, I just used my super powers to steal your soul. If you want it back, you'll have to say something nice or post a funny picture of yourself. And I'm damn hot, I just want to share that hotness with the world at an affordable price


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Ah, finally.

Um..the first one, I'll call "Christmas at our house" Thats my cousin Jenny and I. Safety first, kids!

The 2nd one I call my Tara Reid impression. That was after a long night of video games at Gameworks. (and i'm not drunk. No, seriously.)

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OH MY GOD *rofl* I just noticed your avatar.

Here's a special one. Yet another including my cousin Jenny.

A bunch of us were just goofing around, taking pictures. Someone else had the camera. Jenny leans over and bites my shirt above my boob, to make it look like she was biting my boob. I, for comedic purposes (because that's how I roll), decided to act like I liked it. However, when the pictures came back, we discovered it turned out a little too realistic.

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I also don't have 4 openings from which to choose to pick my nose, either.


You should enter your picture into an art show. It's like...self-birth.
You know, I've always wanted to be infinitely recursive. I've also got this picture of me licking my boob. I can't find it though.

Ah, here it is:

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/2079/nipplenf1.jpg

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OH MY GOD *rofl* I just noticed your avatar.
Mmm... you taste good.

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AND YOU EVEN HAVE A "What Would Jess Do?" bracelet!!!!!!!!! OMG. *swoon*


You don't know how hard it was to find one where the J stood for Jess


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Is it *** or ****?


LOL @ the cats. One of my sister's cats like to eat her bra straps. It's sad too because she has a really hard time finding DDs that don't look like they fell off a grandma.

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You don't know how hard it was to find one where the J stood for Jess


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He's, uh, a little person.
He was the runt of my fosters, his brothers & sister grew, and he didn't. So I called him "My little <little person>" and once I adopted him, I couldn't just change it.

It's one of the many reasons I shouldn't have kids.
 

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Ah, I see. I'm in the same boat. I am very gifted at giving things horrible names. I had this fish who everytime she got pregnant, I'd change her name. So I called her Preg Nancy, Babyzooka, Brat Factory, etc. I also had hampsters named Spoon, Chewy, and Bobo. Mice named Beismo and Toenail. And I think that's it. Oh, and I had this mutant looking fish and I named her Mutilda.

Plus nobody should have kids. They're too sticky. If I had one, I'd probably end up naming it something weird like Stickypotamus or Velcro or TJ or something.

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Plus nobody should have kids. They're too sticky. If I had one, I'd probably end up naming it something weird like... TJ or something.

~Sexy Wonder


I had turtles named Mertle and Gertle the fertile turtles (both boys.) And I had a guinea pig named Pork-n-Biscuit. And snails named Frank and Beans. ("How'd he get the beans above the frank!?")

I've always called my niece (who's 3) "Bighead." I swear her head was ginormous. I thought she'd never learn to walk without tipping over. She grew into it by the age of 2, but ah well. It stuck.

ETA: I guess this picture fits in this thread.
 
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