[~Wonder]

I'll start. I call it crotchface:

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/7...tchfaceeh3.jpg

Ok, now you go. It has to be at least mildly amusing. Let's keep nudity tasteful and everpresent. Stories are welcome.

~Wonder

 

[GhostUser]

your pants are on.

 

[~Wonder]

Quote:

Originally Posted by ProudVegan

your pants are on.

Yeah but my head is naked.

Actually, you can get the naked ones at naked~wonder.com but they cost $1.99 USD each.

~Wonder

 

[GhostUser]

cheap. for obvious reason.

 

[~Wonder]

Quote:

Originally Posted by ProudVegan

cheap. for obvious reason.

Ok, I just used my super powers to steal your soul. If you want it back, you'll have to say something nice or post a funny picture of yourself. And I'm damn hot, I just want to share that hotness with the world at an affordable price

~Wonder

 

[GhostUser]

oh you wanna see hawtness?

hmmmmmmm. Come to my lingerie halloween party next weekend.

 

[Jessica Alana]

i'm sure i'd find something fun to post if those summabiches at yahoo hadn't changed their layout, which apparently is not working and not letting me look at my albums. *grumble,*****,piss, & moan*

 

[~Wonder]

Quote:

Originally Posted by ProudVegan

oh you wanna see hawtness?

hmmmmmmm. Come to my lingerie halloween party next weekend.

No thanks. But take a picture. I'm sure it will go well with this thread.

~Wonder

 

[Jessica Alana]

Ah, finally.

Um..the first one, I'll call "Christmas at our house" Thats my cousin Jenny and I. Safety first, kids!

The 2nd one I call my Tara Reid impression. That was after a long night of video games at Gameworks. (and i'm not drunk. No, seriously.)

--edited to remove pictures--

 

[~Wonder]

Oooh, a tongue ring

Can you do this:

http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/8...e20holeps6.jpg

Without all the mascara, of course.

~Wonder

 

[Jessica Alana]

I also don't have 4 openings from which to choose to pick my nose, either.

You should enter your picture into an art show. It's like...self-birth.

 

[Jessica Alana]

OH MY GOD *rofl* I just noticed your avatar.

Here's a special one. Yet another including my cousin Jenny.

A bunch of us were just goofing around, taking pictures. Someone else had the camera. Jenny leans over and bites my shirt above my boob, to make it look like she was biting my boob. I, for comedic purposes (because that's how I roll), decided to act like I liked it. However, when the pictures came back, we discovered it turned out a little too realistic.

--edited to remove picture--

 

[~Wonder]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jessica Alana

I also don't have 4 openings from which to choose to pick my nose, either.

You should enter your picture into an art show. It's like...self-birth.

You know, I've always wanted to be infinitely recursive. I've also got this picture of me licking my boob. I can't find it though.

Ah, here it is:

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/2079/nipplenf1.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jessica Alana

OH MY GOD *rofl* I just noticed your avatar.

Mmm... you taste good.

~Wonder

 

[Jessica Alana]

That's HOT.

And watch that tongue, Mister. I'm a lady.

 

[~Wonder]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jessica Alana

That's HOT.

And watch that tongue, Mister. I'm a lady.

Baby, you stick with me and I'll turn you into a woman

You'll be wakin' up next to this:

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/7798/wakeygm1.jpg

You know you want it.

~Sexy Wonder

 

[Jessica Alana]

AND YOU EVEN HAVE A "What Would Jess Do?" bracelet!!!!!!!!! OMG. *swoon*

 

[~Wonder]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jessica Alana

AND YOU EVEN HAVE A "What Would Jess Do?" bracelet!!!!!!!!! OMG. *swoon*

You don't know how hard it was to find one where the J stood for Jess

Quote:

whose name will remain a secret due to it's politically incorrectness

Is it *** or ****?

LOL @ the cats. One of my sister's cats like to eat her bra straps. It's sad too because she has a really hard time finding DDs that don't look like they fell off a grandma.

~Sexy Wonder

 

[Jessica Alana]

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Wonder

You don't know how hard it was to find one where the J stood for Jess

Quote:

Is it *** or ****?

He's, uh, a little person.

He was the runt of my fosters, his brothers & sister grew, and he didn't. So I called him "My little <little person>" and once I adopted him, I couldn't just change it.

It's one of the many reasons I shouldn't have kids.

 

[~Wonder]

Ah, I see. I'm in the same boat. I am very gifted at giving things horrible names. I had this fish who everytime she got pregnant, I'd change her name. So I called her Preg Nancy, Babyzooka, Brat Factory, etc. I also had hampsters named Spoon, Chewy, and Bobo. Mice named Beismo and Toenail. And I think that's it. Oh, and I had this mutant looking fish and I named her Mutilda.

Plus nobody should have kids. They're too sticky. If I had one, I'd probably end up naming it something weird like Stickypotamus or Velcro or TJ or something.

~Sexy Wonder

 

[Jessica Alana]

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Wonder

Plus nobody should have kids. They're too sticky. If I had one, I'd probably end up naming it something weird like... TJ or something.

~Sexy Wonder

I had turtles named Mertle and Gertle the fertile turtles (both boys.) And I had a guinea pig named Pork-n-Biscuit. And snails named Frank and Beans. ("How'd he get the beans above the frank!?")

I've always called my niece (who's 3) "Bighead." I swear her head was ginormous. I thought she'd never learn to walk without tipping over. She grew into it by the age of 2, but ah well. It stuck.

ETA: I guess this picture fits in this thread.