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Thanks to the brilliant Trueveggie for inspiring me.

Post funny out of context things that VB members have written.

The only restriction is to keep it good natured. Oh yeah, and to entertain me.


I'll get the ball rolling:

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Originally Posted by The Man - aka JeezyCreezy View Post

Why does it seem like the least amount of effort went into pasting my magnificent visage on Mace Windu's body?

See, we're a little fussy when it comes to hygiene up here in Canadia.

This morning it was a medium amber which, according to my pee chart, indicates righteous indignation with just a tinge of malaise.

I'm just in it for the hummus.
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Originally Posted by jess jess bo bess View Post

His poor nuts. It looks like all he's packing is the toe.

I'd do dirty things in those pools. And if my toilet was large enough, I'd probably swim in it.

I thought Vegans were people who didn't eat fat.

The teacher showed the kids her new nipple rings.
And lastly:

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Originally Posted by Michael - aka Lord of the VB universe View Post

We had square dancing. I can honestly say that's one skill I will never use.

Actually it was lesbian 3-way but she didn't buy that I was a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

Me So Horny

Today was a good example of why I find the idea of dating veg*ns unappealing.
 

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compassionate1's greatest hits:

Could you please start one where I live? I need something like that by me....

Exactly KP. Ya gotta be proud a' whatcha got. Show off the package!

Seriously though, TJ, as usual, is right.

What's next, are you going to tell me the tooth fairy was just my mom stealing my teeth and selling them on the black market all along?

If French Canadians weren't meant to be objects for our amusement, how do you explain hockey?

I myself, even as an adult, have been duped into the chocolate chip-looking-raisin situation far too many times.

<----- Big Cat

Usually the hooker leaves before I fall asleep, so I don't have to "share" or take a "side."

Alright, come on everybody, back in the manpile!

Jen, You Can't Stop This Thing We Started.

It should come as absolutely no surprise that I voted for the manpile.
 

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Originally Posted by zomz!! It's troub! View Post

amygdalin is from a plant too, but you don't see me trying to get cyanide poisoning.

its kinda stinky in here. some people avoid it like the plague, and are probably happier for it.

too much sausage IMO.

hey, ya' can't pass up Creezy Cakes. Once you've gone Jeezy, goin' back ain't easy.

I can call myself a breatharian because I breathe alot

Michelangelo was a porn fiend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Please limit the transformations to your own posts guys. Not everyone at VB has the same sense of humor after all.
 

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Originally Posted by compassionate1 View Post

Jen,

That is so totally not going to be funny out of context.

Yeah, being a peacekeeper's a drag sometimes.
 

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All the more reason you guys need similar to this program recommended in my computer thread
http://www.veggieboards.com/boards/s....php?p=1395109

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Originally Posted by VA View Post

I'm right on this as a strong possible recommendation, hooks onto Windows' own Clipboard...I'm almost decided on

a download, the only con is probs that the internal browser part of ClipMagic will *probably not* work if using my prefered browser FireFox, but everything else is positive that I read about it, in quite big detail, including I read it will work with Windows, Netscape & Opera !!


www.clipmagic.com/OnlineHelp --Intuitive SupportFiles.

www.clipmagic.com/download.html (3.2v, latest!!)

www.clipmagic.com/screenshots.html -- see it!!!!

^^^^^^^^^

ETA: Above is one of the most advanced clip boards you can find, and I've seen a lot in the last couple of days, lol...
 
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