[compassionate1]

Thanks to the brilliant Trueveggie for inspiring me.

Post funny out of context things that VB members have written.

The only restriction is to keep it good natured. Oh yeah, and to entertain me.

I'll get the ball rolling:

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Man - aka JeezyCreezy

Why does it seem like the least amount of effort went into pasting my magnificent visage on Mace Windu's body?

See, we're a little fussy when it comes to hygiene up here in Canadia.

This morning it was a medium amber which, according to my pee chart, indicates righteous indignation with just a tinge of malaise.

I'm just in it for the hummus.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jess jess bo bess

His poor nuts. It looks like all he's packing is the toe.

I'd do dirty things in those pools. And if my toilet was large enough, I'd probably swim in it.

I thought Vegans were people who didn't eat fat.

The teacher showed the kids her new nipple rings.

And lastly:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael - aka Lord of the VB universe

We had square dancing. I can honestly say that's one skill I will never use.

Actually it was lesbian 3-way but she didn't buy that I was a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

Me So Horny

Today was a good example of why I find the idea of dating veg*ns unappealing.

 

[troub]

Quote:

Originally Posted by me

from Stupid Things Omnivores Say...

I'm a flexitarian

kek

 

[jeezycreezy]

compassionate1's greatest hits:

Could you please start one where I live? I need something like that by me....

Exactly KP. Ya gotta be proud a' whatcha got. Show off the package!

Seriously though, TJ, as usual, is right.

What's next, are you going to tell me the tooth fairy was just my mom stealing my teeth and selling them on the black market all along?

If French Canadians weren't meant to be objects for our amusement, how do you explain hockey?

I myself, even as an adult, have been duped into the chocolate chip-looking-raisin situation far too many times.

<----- Big Cat

Usually the hooker leaves before I fall asleep, so I don't have to "share" or take a "side."

Alright, come on everybody, back in the manpile!

Jen, You Can't Stop This Thing We Started.

It should come as absolutely no surprise that I voted for the manpile.

 

[jeezycreezy]

Quote:

Originally Posted by DLS

OMG there are two 25 year olds in me.

...

 

[compassionate1]

God I am such an idiot.

I'm serious about the French Canadians though..............I grant them no rights!!!

 

[jeezycreezy]

Quote:

Originally Posted by compassionate1

God I am such an idiot.

...

 

[jeezycreezy]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jessica Alana

His poor nuts.

...

 

[jeezycreezy]

Quote:

Originally Posted by the_technogoat

his mom eats beavers

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jessica Alana

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

...

 

[compassionate1]

Quote:

Originally Posted by zomz!! It's troub!

amygdalin is from a plant too, but you don't see me trying to get cyanide poisoning.

its kinda stinky in here. some people avoid it like the plague, and are probably happier for it.

too much sausage IMO.

hey, ya' can't pass up Creezy Cakes. Once you've gone Jeezy, goin' back ain't easy.

I can call myself a breatharian because I breathe alot

Michelangelo was a porn fiend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[IamJen]

Please limit the transformations to your own posts guys. Not everyone at VB has the same sense of humor after all.

 

[jeezycreezy]

Quote:

Originally Posted by IamJen

Please limit the transformations to your own posts guys.

Why? Are they more than meets the eye?

 

[Jessica Alana]

I give my permission to have mine taken out of context. *signs the X line*

 

[jeezycreezy]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jessica Alana

I give my permission to have mine taken out of context. *signs the X line*

10 bonus cool points are awarded to Jess.

 

[compassionate1]

Quote:

Originally Posted by IamJen

Please limit the transformations to your own posts guys. Not everyone at VB has the same sense of humor after all.

Jen,

That is so totally not going to be funny out of context.

 

[Jessica Alana]

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeezycreezy

10 bonus cool points are awarded to Jess.

Hell yeah. I've got, like, 6 now!

 

[troub]

Quote:

Originally Posted by c1

I'll hump a pineapple

 

[IamJen]

Quote:

Originally Posted by compassionate1

Jen,

That is so totally not going to be funny out of context.

Yeah, being a peacekeeper's a drag sometimes.

 

[compassionate1]

Quote:

Originally Posted by IamJen

Yeah, being a peacekeeper's a drag sometimes.

I know; not always fun. I was just teasing.....

 

[compassionate1]

Quote:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Compassionate1

I'll hump a pineapple

Quote:

Originally Posted by troub

I stand by those words!!

 

[TreeManEarthSteward]

All the more reason you guys need similar to this program recommended in my computer thread

http://www.veggieboards.com/boards/s....php?p=1395109

Quote:

Originally Posted by VA

I'm right on this as a strong possible recommendation, hooks onto Windows' own Clipboard...I'm almost decided on

a download, the only con is probs that the internal browser part of ClipMagic will *probably not* work if using my prefered browser FireFox, but everything else is positive that I read about it, in quite big detail, including I read it will work with Windows, Netscape & Opera !!

www.clipmagic.com/OnlineHelp --Intuitive SupportFiles.

www.clipmagic.com/download.html (3.2v, latest!!)

www.clipmagic.com/screenshots.html -- see it!!!!

^^^^^^^^^

ETA: Above is one of the most advanced clip boards you can find, and I've seen a lot in the last couple of days, lol...