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Thanks to the brilliant Trueveggie for inspiring me.<br><br><br><br>
Post funny out of context things that VB members have written.<br><br><br><br>
The only restriction is to keep it good natured. Oh yeah, and to entertain me. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smoking.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":smoke:"><br><br><br><br>
I'll get the ball rolling:<br><br><br><br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>The Man - aka JeezyCreezy</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br><br>
Why does it seem like the least amount of effort went into pasting my magnificent visage on Mace Windu's body?<br><br><br><br>
See, we're a little fussy when it comes to hygiene up here in Canadia.<br><br><br><br>
This morning it was a medium amber which, according to my pee chart, indicates righteous indignation with just a tinge of malaise.<br><br><br><br>
I'm just in it for the hummus.<br></div>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>jess jess bo bess</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br><br>
His poor nuts. It looks like all he's packing is the toe.<br><br><br><br>
I'd do dirty things in those pools. And if my toilet was large enough, I'd probably swim in it.<br><br><br><br>
I thought Vegans were people who didn't eat fat.<br><br><br><br>
The teacher showed the kids her new nipple rings.<br></div>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Michael - aka Lord of the VB universe</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br><br>
We had square dancing. I can honestly say that's one skill I will never use.<br><br><br><br>
Actually it was lesbian 3-way but she didn't buy that I was a lesbian trapped in a man's body.<br><br><br><br>
Me So Horny<br><br><br><br>
Today was a good example of why I find the idea of dating veg*ns unappealing.<br></div>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>me</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
from Stupid Things Omnivores Say...<br><br><br><br>
I'm a flexitarian</div>
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<b><span style="text-decoration:underline;">compassionate1's greatest hits:</span></b><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>
Could you please start one where I live? I need something like that by me....<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>
Exactly KP. Ya gotta be proud a' whatcha got. Show off the package!<br><br><br><br><br><br>
Seriously though, TJ, as usual, is right.<br><br><br><br><br><br>
What's next, are you going to tell me the tooth fairy was just my mom stealing my teeth and selling them on the black market all along?<br><br><br><br><br><br>
If French Canadians weren't meant to be objects for our amusement, how do you explain hockey?<br><br><br><br><br><br>
I myself, even as an adult, have been duped into the chocolate chip-looking-raisin situation far too many times.<br><br><br><br><br><br>
<----- Big Cat<br><br><br><br><br><br>
Usually the hooker leaves before I fall asleep, so I don't have to "share" or take a "side."<br><br><br><br><br><br>
Alright, come on everybody, back in the manpile!<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>
Jen, You Can't Stop This Thing We Started.<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>
It should come as absolutely no surprise that I voted for the manpile.
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>DLS</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
OMG there are two 25 year olds in me.</div>
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God I am such an idiot.<br><br><br><br>
I'm serious about the French Canadians though..............I grant them no rights!!!
 

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God I am such an idiot.</div>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Jessica Alana</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
His poor nuts.</div>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>the_technogoat</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
his mom eats beavers</div>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Jessica Alana</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
Not that there's anything wrong with that. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/laugh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":lol:"></div>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>zomz!! It's troub!</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br><br>
amygdalin is from a plant too, but you don't see me trying to get cyanide poisoning.<br><br><br><br>
its kinda stinky in here. some people avoid it like the plague, and are probably happier for it.<br><br><br><br>
too much sausage IMO.<br><br><br><br>
hey, ya' can't pass up Creezy Cakes. Once you've gone Jeezy, goin' back ain't easy.<br><br><br><br>
I can call myself a breatharian because I breathe alot<br><br><br><br>
Michelangelo was a porn fiend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br></div>
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Please limit the transformations to your own posts guys. Not everyone at VB has the same sense of humor after all. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)">
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>IamJen</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
Please limit the transformations to your own posts guys.</div>
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Why? Are they more than meets the eye? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/deal2.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":deal:">
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Jessica Alana</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
I give my permission to have mine taken out of context. *signs the X line*</div>
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10 bonus cool points are awarded to Jess. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/notworthy.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":wayne:"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/notworthy.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":wayne:"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/notworthy.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":wayne:"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/notworthy.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":wayne:"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/notworthy.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":wayne:"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/notworthy.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":wayne:">
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>IamJen</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
Please limit the transformations to your own posts guys. Not everyone at VB has the same sense of humor after all. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)"></div>
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Jen,<br><br><br><br>
That is so totally not going to be funny out of context.<br><br><br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/wink3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=";)">
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>jeezycreezy</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
10 bonus cool points are awarded to Jess. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/notworthy.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":wayne:"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/notworthy.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":wayne:"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/notworthy.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":wayne:"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/notworthy.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":wayne:"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/notworthy.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":wayne:"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/notworthy.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":wayne:"></div>
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Hell yeah. I've got, like, 6 now!
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>c1</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br><br>
I'll hump a pineapple<br></div>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>compassionate1</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
Jen,<br><br><br><br>
That is so totally not going to be funny out of context.<br><br><br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/wink3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=";)"></div>
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Yeah, being a peacekeeper's a drag sometimes.
 

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Yeah, being a peacekeeper's a drag sometimes.</div>
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I know; not always fun. I was just teasing..... <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/sunny.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":sunny:">
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Compassionate1</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br><br>
I'll hump a pineapple<br></div>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>troub</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
o_O</div>
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I stand by those words!!
 

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All the more reason you guys need similar to this program recommended in my computer thread <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"><a href="http://www.veggieboards.com/boards/showthread.php?p=1395109" target="_blank">http://www.veggieboards.com/boards/s....php?p=1395109</a><br><br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>VA</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br><br>
I'm right on this as a strong possible recommendation, hooks onto Windows' own Clipboard...I'm almost decided on<br><br>
a download, the <b>only</b> con is probs that the internal browser part of ClipMagic will *probably not* work if using my prefered browser FireFox, but everything else is positive that I read about it, in quite big detail, including I read it will work with Windows, Netscape & Opera !! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)"><br><br><br><br><a href="http://www.clipmagic.com/OnlineHelp" target="_blank">www.clipmagic.com/OnlineHelp</a> --Intuitive SupportFiles.<br><br><a href="http://www.clipmagic.com/download.html" target="_blank">www.clipmagic.com/download.html</a> (3.2v, latest!!)<br><br><a href="http://www.clipmagic.com/screenshots.html" target="_blank">www.clipmagic.com/screenshots.html</a> -- see it!!!!<br><br><br><br>
^^^^^^^^^<br><br>
ETA: Above is one of the most advanced clip boards you can find, and I've seen a lot in the last couple of days, lol... <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)"></div>
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