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Okay, I don't have kids.<br><br><br><br>
I don't want 'em.<br><br><br><br>
I don't like 'em.<br><br><br><br>
Okay, well, I pretend not to like them. In truth some of them are okay and I don't mind when they're around so that I'm not the most immature one in the room for a change.<br><br><br><br><br><br>
There are many reasons for this:<br><br><br><br>
I hate responsibility.<br><br><br><br>
I like spending money on me.<br><br><br><br>
I don't want jam-hands all over my big screen TV.<br><br><br><br>
Changing a diaper would make me puke.<br><br><br><br>
You name it. The list goes on.<br><br><br><br>
Trust me, the world will be better off without my genes in the pool.<br><br><br><br>
Maybe I'll change my mind if the entire world ever cleans up its act, which is the main reason. So not too likely then.<br><br><br><br><br><br>
But I digress.<br><br><br><br><br><br>
I have many omni friends who are not so inclined. I call them breeders.<br><br><br><br>
And I'll be damned if they don't seem to be going out of there way lately to have kids. I had one string of emails last week. Another one started this week. I'm flush with babies, flush I say!!<br><br><br><br>
And it makes me mad. Maybe that's irrational, but when I hear people are having babies I just get angry.<br><br><br><br>
My wife keeps telling me I should be happy for people. But I'm not. Not even a little.<br><br><br><br>
And here's why: The main reason I am such an a**hole about it is because I see it as just another meat eating, milk drinker to continue humanity's legacy of animal suffering.<br><br><br><br><br><br>
Does anyone else feel this way?<br><br><br><br>
If not, can you recommend a good therapist?<br><br><br><br><br><br>
You can be as serious or stupid as you want in this thread.<br><br><br><br><br><br>
Cheers!<br><br>
TJ
I don't want 'em.<br><br><br><br>
I don't like 'em.<br><br><br><br>
Okay, well, I pretend not to like them. In truth some of them are okay and I don't mind when they're around so that I'm not the most immature one in the room for a change.<br><br><br><br><br><br>
There are many reasons for this:<br><br><br><br>
I hate responsibility.<br><br><br><br>
I like spending money on me.<br><br><br><br>
I don't want jam-hands all over my big screen TV.<br><br><br><br>
Changing a diaper would make me puke.<br><br><br><br>
You name it. The list goes on.<br><br><br><br>
Trust me, the world will be better off without my genes in the pool.<br><br><br><br>
Maybe I'll change my mind if the entire world ever cleans up its act, which is the main reason. So not too likely then.<br><br><br><br><br><br>
But I digress.<br><br><br><br><br><br>
I have many omni friends who are not so inclined. I call them breeders.<br><br><br><br>
And I'll be damned if they don't seem to be going out of there way lately to have kids. I had one string of emails last week. Another one started this week. I'm flush with babies, flush I say!!<br><br><br><br>
And it makes me mad. Maybe that's irrational, but when I hear people are having babies I just get angry.<br><br><br><br>
My wife keeps telling me I should be happy for people. But I'm not. Not even a little.<br><br><br><br>
And here's why: The main reason I am such an a**hole about it is because I see it as just another meat eating, milk drinker to continue humanity's legacy of animal suffering.<br><br><br><br><br><br>
Does anyone else feel this way?<br><br><br><br>
If not, can you recommend a good therapist?<br><br><br><br><br><br>
You can be as serious or stupid as you want in this thread.<br><br><br><br><br><br>
Cheers!<br><br>
TJ