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<a href="http://www.wifeodyssey.com" target="_blank">Must have a poochy tummy...</a><br><br><br><br>
I feel kinda sorry for this guy. I would offer to be his wife, but.. well, I don't have an appendix scar, I don't smoke, I don't really have a 'poochy tummy'.. not to mention the fact that I'm not technically a laydee.<br><br><br><br>
Bless his little cotton socks.
 

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Um, I think I figured out why dude hasn't been very lucky. This is from his Turn ons/Turn offs page: <i>The best things in life are freaky! The kind of lady I'm seeking is probably more like a very loving, very caring sister than a wife... I never had a sister</i><br><br><br><br>
Someone should tell him that a wife isn't at all like a sister and as far as turn ons go, if he wants to imagine that his wife is his sister well, you know, that's just plain wrong.<br><br><br><br>
I think he needs luck more than anything else. And lots of it.
 

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<i>I'll admit straight out, I'm a virgin</i><br><br><br><br>
Really, I'd never have guessed! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/tongue3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":p"><br><br><br><br><i>I won't kiss anyone on the mouth, so don't ask. And don't even MENTION oral sex to me. I think the whole idea of it sounds pretty bizarre and sick-making</i><br><br><br><br>
No kissing? And he thinks women will actually respond?<br><br><br><br>
And my favourite bit:<br><br><br><br>
Under "What's in it for you" he lists his mother!!!! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/shocked.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":eek:">
 

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whoa! I think mommy maybe coddled him a lil too much as a kid.. he's definately got some problems.. perhaps he should be looking for a therapist and not a wife!
 

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Wow I don't even know what to say,,,maybe the umbilical cord is still attached, someone should check <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)"> But thanks for the laugh that was hilarious.
 

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This guy needs serious help. It doesn't surprise me that he's unmarried and still a virgin! Look at all of his "ideals" for a woman! I don't know where he'll find a woman who's 6'3 with a poochy tummy??! Plus the fact that he dislikes kissing!
 

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Ummm....How exactly did you come across this? I like the part about "vandalizing tattoos". I guess I'm off his list.<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/bigcry.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":cry:">
 

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Did anyone check out his greeting card? What a knee-slapper!!! hahahahaha! We should email him and ask, no beg him, to keep us updated. I mean, wouldn't you love to see who he eventually ends up marrying??
 

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I'm thinking this is the internet's 2nd biggest weirdo, right after that peterpan guy.<br><br><br><br>
I am also wondering, what the heck is a poochy tummy?!
 

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Straaaaaaaaaaange...<br><br><span style="color:#FFA500;">Danny</span>
 

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<i>Like me, she would be able to appreciate the enchantingly antiseptic aesthetics of a Motel 6.</i><br><br><br><br>
Hehehe, that cracked me up <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)">
 

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I'm guessing this guy probably does have his female counter part out there somewhere. There are lots of people who end up on the extreme end of the normal curve <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/wink3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=";)">
 

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<div class="quote-block"><i>Originally posted by The_Gazumper</i><br><br><b><br><br>
I feel kinda sorry for this guy. I would offer to be his wife, but.. well, I don't have an appendix scar, I don't smoke, I don't really have a 'poochy tummy'.. not to mention the fact that I'm not technically a laydee.<br><br></b></div>
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That and you're taken. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/mad.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":mad:">
 

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Yeah... *cough* that too <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/love.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":love:">
 

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Robert, I was just about to pull the same quote!<br><br><br><br>
Unbelievable...<br><br><br><br>
I think the Peter Pan guy still wins my vote for biggest internet weirdo, but this guy's a CLOSE second...
 
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